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March 25-28
 We are heading up our
Annual Saddleback Golf Trip
to Mesquite



for just $480 you get 
3 (plus 1) rounds of golf
and 3 nights hotel
In January the rate goes up $100
Treat yourself !
 
You can drive to Mesquite
in about 10 hours
or
fly into Vegas and drive to Mesquite
(65 and 1/2 minute drive, longer if you drive like a putz)

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE TRIP

CLICK HERE
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Our Super Secret Holiday Golf Dealio

All we can tell you at this time is...
it will include golf and gift cards at 3 courses
and it is
 priced ridiculously low 


As a matter of fact

what you were looking to spend on
Dad's new clubs...
will get him 6 rounds
plus gift cards
for new clubs!

check next week's email for updates
This deal goes on sale on Black Friday
* * * * *
 
November Veterans' Special



$29
includes cart

NO RESTRICTIONS
except you gotta be a Vet and fought for our side
All of November 2014

* * * * *

Have you booked your
Christmas Party?
Call Lanna
720.937.3375
before it's too late
fine print:
the bonus round for the Mesquite trip
is an anytime green fee with cart at Saddleback
that you gotta use by March 24th
Drive to Mesquite time calculated at 75 mph highway posted speed
and 82 miles from Vegas to Mesquite.
You may not care to have this much information, but
we actually had a guy who wrote us and told us
it was impossible to drive from Vegas to Mesquite in an hour...
so we did the math and there ya go.
Please add 6 and 1/2 minutes to our false claim.
Sorry that we lied...again.
Hopefully, you were planning on buying DAD some nice wedges or a putter
for Christmas and not like a $10 club out of a closeout bin.
If the latter is true, our deal aint that great of a deal...
get the crappy clubs you were gonna get.
See ya on the links!

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