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It's Alive! It's Alive!

  The Deals Are Alive!     HalloWednesday Costume Cart Comp Day Wear a costume on Wednesday and Randi will comp your cart You pay only your green fee Just treat...no trick! Veterans' Month Starts on Thursday! Vets pay, only $29 (for an anytime green fee, cart, and lunch) Buddies of Vets get the same package for, only (if playing with a Vet) $40 Fine Print: Randoggy will be the judge as to whether your costume is really a costume or just some crap you made up to get a comp cart.  Naughty costumes are automatic winners. 'Naughty' is defined by those of you (ie) dressed like a bully....what were you thinking? The Veterans' special runs for the entire month of November. DD214 (or similar) proof of service  is required for Veterans' offer. See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, CO  80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgol

Halloweiners and Vet Special

  We were gonna dig out the center of some hot dogs and have a 'hollow-weiner' special, but the tines we used for aerating greens just ground up the dogs. Yick! Halloween Deal 1) Come in costume Next Wednesday 2) P ay for a green fee C) We will comp your cart fee! November Veteran' Special (a one day special stinks, you deserve a month of special) Starting Thursday, November 1st Vets $29 Green Fee, Cart Fee, Lunch Buddy of a Vet (must have a Vet in the group) $40 Green Fee, Cart Fee, Lunch We will be putting up our "Veteran Players Award Tote Board" To see who best REPRESENTS their branch Get your buddies together and try to capture the flag from ARMY! FINE PRINT: Sharing an eyepatch does not qualify for the Halloween special. It has to be a bona fide costume, or at least something that has a funny explanation. If you gave it enough thought, it will probably pass Randis' smell test. Exlcudes passes or any other offer that does not req

Go Home When The Streetlights Come On

We are waiting for your call to book a holiday party. Please call now.... lines are open. Dear You! Fall Pass Unlimited golf for the rest of 2012 $200 (walking rate) $250 (includes cart) $300 (includes cart and range) If you can't see the value of this pass.... A) you arrive conveniently late and make your buddy pay 2)  you don't play nearly enough golf C) you are unstable If you chose any (or all) of the above, we have "Deals of Last Resort" Click here to go to the Tightwad section of our website There you will find a couple of other offerings that may suit your 'tightness' FINE PRINT: Don't wait to start playing. Superintendant "Treehugger" Fleming won't let us play the course if it is snow covered. Some restrictions apply, but , we are reluctant to list them here. They are easier to make up as we go. This pass will either get you to love golf, or, it will encourage you to pursue your bowling c

A Holiday Party So Phun....

  A Company Holiday Party So Good... You Will Need To Look For A Job The Next Day Holiday party packages start at $800 The fat guy in the suit (not Santa) will be paying for it! Tell him to bring the fun to Saddleback Sampling of additional services available: 1) Heavy-duty copy machine for all of your butt Xerox-ing needs 2) A Bouncer to confiscate video/photographic devices C) Lampshades, for the 'over-50' crowd that still find that crap funny 4) Sturdier Tables for drunk, "I shoulda been a dancer", exhibitions 5) List of 10 good reasons to give your boss "why you won't be able to attend" or "why you have to leave early" 6) Retained lawyer for 'harrasment-specific' litigation 7) 'Rent-a-mom' to remind you to leave and not be the last boy/girl at the party.      Fine Print: Private parties available, also. (Find your own fat guy) Don't trust the Bouncer... just because we pay