Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts from December, 2017

This Just In: New toilet paper

I got a text this morning that woke me up about 10:30am Apparently, we have had some complaints that our bathrooms have toilet paper that is as harsh as the toilet paper used in prison bathrooms SO...  we will be getting some kinder/gentler toilet paper for your tender bottoms going into the new year It is sort of our way of saying  Merry Christmas! Look, it ain't Milton, but it's still pretty poetic * * * * * Q:  How are you supposed to segway into other stuff that's going on at Saddleback and The Tavern after talking about holiday toilet paper? A:  You just ask the question, as to, 'how to' segway into the next topic! Hopefully, that just worked... Did you know... Tuesdays  are  Street Taco  Days in The Tavern (well it is!) $1 tacos  all day dine-in only Wednesdays  are  Prime Rib  night for just  $19.95 Fridays  are  Fish Fry  Night &  STARTING IN JANUARY... every 2nd Friday of the month we will feed & entertain your kids  for free while you enjoy a nice
This week's info is designed to get you outta the house  (if even for just a brief time)   We have a ton of stuff coming up that is either free or SuperDooper bargain-ee Think of us as your own little Camp Granada (once it stops hailing your life will be fine) If that made no sense to you... ask your mom and dad or click here   ​for the YouTubes version of this American Classic Santa is at Saddleback next Saturday Free event  with a lot of activities for the kiddos  Write letters to Santa while attending or bring in letters already written and just hand 'em to the big fella There will be cookie decorating, cocoa drinking, picture taking... 9am-noon * * * * * We are cooking Christmas dinner TO GO $100  complete dinner for 8  Choice of Turkey or Spiral Ham Includes 3 sides and Dessert Limited quantities We sold out at Thanksgiving We will probably sell out again Call the shop & order yours today ​(or don't we don't care) 303.833.5000 * * * * * TACOS TUESDAY Some '

Winter is here and so is a bunch of other crap.

If winter ever really gets here your Green Fee, Cart, and Range Balls will cost no more than the outside temperature Yeah, it's stupid... Yer Welcome! Yeah, it's stupid... ​Yer Welcome! * * * * *   Mesquite Registration Only about 6 weeks left to register and pay Click on the pic to go to the secure registration page Do us a favor and give us your roommates' name in the NOTES section when you pay We will be putting up a Mesquite Info page on our website homepage because we have heard your cries and seen your tears * * * * * Santa!!! We got him He will be at the course  December 16th It's FREE and there are a ton of activities the kiddos can enjoy while they spend some time with the Big Fellar * * * * * COMING IN JANUARY DATE NIGHT FRIDAYS We want to give you a little alone time and we can capitalize on your desires to get away from your offspring even if it is for just a little while Beginning in January we will take care of your anklebiters   from 5-7:30pm the 2nd F