Saddleback Blog

Because 60% of our seniors were complaining that the special did not include a $5 token with the package, we added it in...at 60% of value. If you were part of the 40% that were fine with the original offer, please complain to the majority. Besides, you were probably part of that larger percentage of seniors that complained that we ran out of Metamucil and the Prune Bufffet Bar was closed. By the way, a senior is at least 60 years old, according to our cash registers.

FINE PRINT: This weeks' contest is: the line  "...man, it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot..." is from what movie? Who said it? Did you have to Google it? GLOWBALL will fill, don't think just because it is a couple of weeks away, that you can sit on your hands and wait 'til the last minute to pay. We will cut off registration at 50 couples. Don't get angry when you call and can't play because you were piddling around. Piddling? Who uses the phrase piddling? It must be from all the Seniors we have been hanging around with. They really are the 'Bees Knees', those oldsters. So far, the marathoners are a little.... (what's the word?)..... DELICATE C'mon, Dudes and Dudettes. We have had some 45 holers and a handful of 51 holers in the Marathon Fridays challenge. We were looking for some heartier players that can play around that 72 hole mark. We are a little disappointed in you. Pick up the p