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SWINGERS Friday Night Couples' Golf Season Opener This Friday (May 4th) Shotgun start at 5:30 Dinner follows the round Prime Rib Night $70, per couple, includes: Green fees, cart fees, Prime Rib Dinner for 2 You gotta be signed up by Wednesday FAMILY GOLF DAY Saturday, May 5th Free BBQ Contests Free ice cream   10am-3pm   Family golf nights 6PM T-Times Beginning May 1st Bring a junior to the course and 4 players can play for only $20 per group (includes carts!) Offer valid 7 days a week! You gotta have a junior in your group to qualify No Junior? $12 to walk/$18 with cart, per person Fine Print: Yes, there will be dessert at the Prime Rib SWINGERS night, so stop asking. Jeepers, we are considering just having a dessert night, cry babies. Please call the shop if you want to play in this season opener. Do we need to tell you that the Family Golf Day is FREE! Actually, the stuff associated with it is free. Don't make t-times and expect them to be free. Nice try, though. Rem

We had an email the other day. One of our customers thinks we are sophomoric morons, manifesting our moronishness in our mis-spelling of fun (PHun). All we are saying is...give Ps (and the H) a chance. We don't, however, deny that we are sophomoric morons. Anywho! New Caption Contest YOU HAVE TO GET ON OUR EMAIL LIST TO PARTICIPATE Come up with a new caption for this picture and win fabulous cash and prizes. Just click on the survey question above to play. Congratulations, "Movie/Book title to describe your golf game" players. If you played the game (we know who you are) come out to the course in the next 2 weeks (expires May 6th) and we will comp your cart. If you bring a sucker (oops FRIEND) who didn't play our game, we will comp your green fee instead of the cart. Your friend doesn't get diddly squat, so don't tell them. This offer is good M-F anytime, or after noon Sat-Sun. JOIN A TOURNAMENT Did you know that Saddleback will assist you t

SENIORS Tuesday special Green Fee Shared Cart Lunch $34 (This Tuesday it Xtra Special only $31) Family Special Up to 4 players (with carts) $20 TOTAL (not each) Starts at 6pm nightly Lessons $1 per minute Call 'PGA Scooter' to schedule or PLAYGOLFAMERICA http://www.playgolfamerica.com/index.cfm?action=facility&facility=27070246 (click thru for PGA sponsored program) Fine Print: No need to read this... just trust us to treat you fairly.  On second thought, give this a quick once-over. Truth be told, Robo messed up on the Senior Special It was supposed to be $34 from the get-go Hey, the 4 and 1 (on a keyboard) are pretty close. I'm almost a Senior, too, dog-gone-it. Cut me some slack. The real lie is that we are having some super special this Tuesday. The Family Special is pretty special, too. Remember: First booked=first out. 'PGA Scooter' is like a teenage girl and loves talking on the phone. Call him at 970.556.8278 to schedule your l

HI SENIORS The Tuesday Deal Is Back   Tuesday Green Fee, Shared Cart, Weenie Lunch, and a 16 oz Metamucil (while supplies last) $31 Family Special Starts at 6PM EVERY DAY Up to 4 players for only $20 (includes cart fees) NOT $20/person $20 TOTAL Fine Print: We are out of Metamucil, so stop asking. The use of the term "Weenie Lunch" has nothing to do with you. It is meant to refer to the hot dog and chips you can get as part of this package. The Family Special is pretty much for any 4 players. HEY, we had to call it something! We thought about calling it "the anyone can play, for cheap, with friends or family, after 6pm, any night of the week special", but that seemed a little bit too wordy. If you want to play with a 5th player (that's ok), we will add $5 to the total. See ya on the links. (If you have a family or know a family, you qualify) If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club