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Adios 2016

* * * * * 4 Rounds Golf  3-Nights Hotel  Reception party Free Golf Lesson Cash Prizes  (even if your game stinks) $425 (double occ) MESQUITE REGISTRATION closes in 14 days click pic for more info * * * * * BRONCOS/RAIDERS We will be giving away a year of green fees as part of our SuperBowl Dealio DETAILS in upcoming emails You won't even have to guess the score to win! Whuh?   * * * * * NOTICE: We will be making some changes to our website and our email service provider. If you don't get our moronic email on Saturday in the weeks to come... let us know and we can get you re-up(ed)  fine print yes it is very fine

Ya Better Watch Out, Ya Better Not Cry

You probably didn't get what you wanted... You can still WIN a year of green fees Guess the final score of the Christmas night game  Broncos/Chiefs CLICK TO GO TO OUR FB PAGE *THE TAVERN WILL BE CLOSED ON CHRISTMAS DAY * * * * * We still have a few spots open! * * * * * Mesquite Registration is ending in a couple of weeks! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO Don't forget:  The package includes a FREE LESSON ...from this guy   Fine Print: THE TAVERN RESTAURANT BAR & GRILLE will not be open on Christmas, so there will be no need to come by at halftime for the opportunity to get a cart included with your year of gree fees. Besides, you should be spending time with family that you can't hardly stand without alcohol RESERVE your spot for our New Year's Eve Special. It will prpbably sell out and we would hate to see you out in the cold drinking out of a sack. SERIOUSLY:  The Mesquite package: 4 rounds of golf cash prizes for games 3 nights hotel stay a free golf lesson for

This is the only thing you need to read today

* * * * *   * * * * * LEAGUERS: don't forget that credits expire December 31th REGISTRATION ENDS JANUARY 15th We are making some changes to our website in a couple of weeks. If you stop getting these moronic emails... we lost your address. Just let us know and we will hook you up with new and improved moronical fodder (yeah, it's a word) FIne Print: Any edited facebook posts to a Bronco Vs ???? score will be disqualified. Posts must be in by kickoff. Let your bartender know if you are in the game to qualify for the comp cart portion of the prize. They will have no idea what you are talking about because they don't read this crap or follow rules. What ya gonna do? Register now for the New Year's Eve soiree! We gotta know how much food to prep. Leaguers: You MAY use your credits for the 40% off sale. Yer welcome! Register for Mesquite with a buddy and save a ton of bread. See ya on the links! (someday)

Come in out of the cold

We will be golfing again before you know it... until then, come visit us in THE TAVERN Here are some of our daily specials: Sunday, Monday, Thursday   NFL game special $5 burgers  (and more) Tuesday Kidz Eat Fo Free! Wednesday PRIME RIB NIGHT (under 20 bucks) Friday Night FISH FRY Saturday LIVE MUSIC (no cover) * * * * * REGISTRATION OPEN! * * * * * This trip is probably more appealing  now that Winter has actually arrived Trip registration ends January 15th Fine Print: The NFL game specials include the $5 burger, $3 Coors Light, and $3 Cheese Curds. The offer is valid during any live broadcast of the game. No takeout available, especially on the beer. We are offering 2 seatings for the NYE special. The first seating is to get you off the road and in bed by 9. The second seating is for adults only (over 18). A non-alcoholic champagne toast will be available for those who wish and for those of you who are under 21. Duh! The Mesquite trip now includes a complimentary lesson with SHORT

YO, V.I.P. Let's Kick It!

Have You Made New Year's Eve Plans? * * * * *  Thanks VETS! * * * * * Just a little reminder for the March Golf Trip Click on the pic for more info and FAQs about the trip   Fine Print: Thanks, Karen Caravas for the New Year's Special. Mesquite registration is only open until January 15 See ya on the links!