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Be Safe!

Thanks! MEMORIAL DAY SPECIAL Veterans' Pass Green fees for 2013 $540 Vets may purchase this special on Monday, only! If you want to buy a Vet the special: $600 and you will receive an anytime green fee on your next visit * * * * * PAJAMA GOLF NIGHT This Friday 6PM SHOTGUN $70 Per Couple Includes: Golf, cart, games, & dinner for 2 Dinner follows the round FINE PRINT: The Veteran Pass is always available to Vets for only $600. There are some restrictions to the pass. Talk to the shop for pass specifics. The savings on Memorial Day is 10% if you needed the math done. Who loves their Vets more than us? Nobody! That was sort of a trick question. The Ugly Lady in Pajamas is actually our new shop guy, Bill. Sorry Bill, but you are a particularly ugly woman. Registration for PJ night ends on Wednesday. No cancellations past Wednesday for Pajama Golf. Dinner fare will be Chinese food. If you need to cancel you will receive a raincheck for the golf only. See ya on the l

Pajama Night Couples' Golf

Friday May 31st SWINGERS' PAJAMA NIGHT 6pm shotgun Dinner immediately after the round (CHINESE FOOD) $70, per couple Call the shop to register/pay How you think you look vs. how you actually look in P.J.s                        FINE PRINT: Swingers' Golf is 9 holes of SOCIAL GOLF. There is no reward for good play. If you need some positive reinforcement, we will compliment you at check-in. This reinforcement may come off as sarcastic, that's just how we roll. You must  pay  to register. No, "Sign me up, I"ll pay ya that night" crappola! If you have a Chinese food favorite, let us know. We won't necessarily order it for you, but at least we will know your expectations. See ya on the links!  

Sell Crazy Someplace Else, We Are All Stocked Up Here!

'The Suits' are leaving on vacation on Tuesday. On Wednesday THE RULES CHANGE & the deals will be rampant! 25% over our cost on golf crap Need a shirt, shorts, hat, clubs? The first rule to 'The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum Week'  is:  you do not talk about T.L.H.T.O.T.A. Week!   FINE PRINT: There are a few companies that do not allow us to discount below their suggested retail price and have price protection contracts with us. We will honor those contracts, but everything else is fair game. See ya on the links

First Annual Ferris Bueller Day (just $35)

Saddlebacks' First Annual FERRIS BUELLER DAY This Friday play hooky from work, school, life 8am (shotgun only) $35 , cheap 18 hole green fee Cart Range Balls Taco Bar Buffet (10am-Noon) Plus, The first 48 players to register/pay will receive a sleeve of TaylorMade's new golf ball This offer is a pre-pay offer and will only be available for registration until Thursday at 4pm You must call or stop by the proshop to register and pay. No passes, coupons, or any other discounts.   * * * * * Don't forget Mothers' Day Next Sunday Only a couple of restrictions: Moms' green fee is complimentary with an accompanying PAID green fee. Please bring your copy of this offer (addressed to your email) One email address per offer, no duplicates for friends. (If your friend needs a copy, FWD this offer to them) Cart is not included, but, is not mandatory. You should also buy her a cocktail....you are the reason she drinks! *  *  *  *  *  *  *     FINE PRINT: The Fir