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December Golf, Army Wins, 3 Course Deal

December
18-Hole Rates Packages
(Rate quoted includes cart) 
TimeWeekdayWeekend
7:00-8:00$26$29
8:01-9:00$46$53
9:01-11:00$50$57
11:01-11:59$46$53
Noon-close$26$29

These rates are for 18-holes (with cart)
You don't have to ride and you don't have to play 18
There is no discount for walking
There is no discount for playing 9 holes

Stop looking for loopholes!


If you need more golf in one day...
Try our
REFUN Special
Add $20 to any above rate and play all day!!!


* * * * *
ARMY WINS AGAIN!

(Navy sings their praises)

November Veterans' Special
2014

Army had 109
Players


Navy 85
Air Force 80

Coast Guard 52
Marines 50

* * * * *
There is still time
to purchase the
3 course deal with
Saddleback
highlands Meadow
todd creek



 
click on the golf ball
to preview the offers

The sale ends Christmas Eve

 
Fine Print:
Is it rates packages, rate packages, or rates package?
We are pretty sure we can eliminate rate's package....
that is something completely different.
Of the other 2 choices??? Maybe we should call it package rates.
Yeah, from here on out (if we remember) it will be package rates.
The Mchale's Navy clip has nothing to do with Army...
we know that. What do ya think we are, stupid?
We also know that it is not Highland's Meadow...
that is an inside joke and only slightly funny, at that.
See ya on the links! 

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