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Happy New Years' (Resolutions)

Yeah, we got stuff to sell... even with snow on the ground SPRING GOLF PASS 2013 ON SALE NOW! UNLIMITED GOLF  January 1st-March 31st $225 unlimited green fees $275 unlimited green fees with cart $325 unlimited green fees, cart, and range balls OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: 1) We resolve to really wash our hands after using the restroom and not just pretend to ring them out as we leave the area. 5) We resolve to not make fun of our customers every week (applies to written stuff, only. We still want to do it when you are at the counter) 3) We resolve to learn some math and especially our numbers X) We resolve to not take ourselves, the game, nor the things we cannot control, so seriously. (seriously)   fine print: Like we have told you before... We know what you are thinking. You sa

Procrastinator Sale

  DON'T BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS THAT DON'T FIT! GET YOUR LOVED ONES "SURE-FIRE" GIFTS THAT WILL FIT ANY RUMP ON YOUR NAUGHTY OR NICE LIST   We sell gift cards for any amount from $1 to $999,999 How about a RETRO headcover? These throwbacks to a kinder gentler time are only $24 You don't have to be old to appreciate them. If you are old, we will throw in a free 8X10 of Matlock with every headcover purchase! (while supply last-we only have one) PROCRASTINATOR SALE Purchase a $100 (or more) gift card Between Dec 17th and Dec 24th and receive a complimentary weekday green fee We will be open 24/7 for your shopping convenience (24/7 means we will only be open about 24 hours in that 7 day period. Hey, we got crap to do, too!) FINE PRINT: Gift cards may be used for anything at Saddleback, even food and beverage. The comp green fee with the $100 (or more) gift card is for non-holiday weekdays good until April 15th, 2013. Because you adm

Open House (Pavilion) this Thursday

  Click Below To RSVP (hopefully, this link works??) Holiday Open House This Thursday Please come to our OPEN HOUSE this Thursday (Sorry, if that sounded so needy) As beautiful as the Pavilion is in the Summer... You should see her sparkle at night! She's all gussied up for the Holidays 5:30 pm Complimentary hors d'oeuvres Complimentary drinks Please RSVP by clicking on the above survey by Tuesday at 3pm, if you are planning on attending This event is for adults only (sorry, kids) See ya, Thursday! Can't make it to the open house? This week's offering (mon-fri): COMP CART with any paid green fee! That's right...all you pay for cart is Zero Nada Zilch Goose Egg Speaking of Goose Egg... The geese along the front range are becoming quite the nuisance. Effective immediately,  we will be proactively keeping our course clear. We initiated some tried and true methods for an enjoyable round. Fine Print: Yes, we looked up the spelling for hors d'oevre
  It's not too late to book your holiday party... but, it's getting close! Call Lanna (rhymes with banana) 720.937.3375 for a good time and last minute Party Pavilion rental deals! We still have about a week left for our VETS SPECIAL $29 (Anytime) Green Fee, Cart, Lunch Thanks to all our Vets who participated in the 2012 Veterans' Month! PING AND TAYLORMADE Floor model closeouts! "Crazy-Cheap" prices Wedges 10% off (while they last) Congratulations, to everybody who played the Stupid Survey Game You have won some great prizes and will  receive vouchers in your inbox for some free golf stuff fine print: We are aware that banana and Lanna don't totally rhyme. For those to rhyme, it would have to be pronounced La-na-na. Her name is not La-na-na,  just Lanna. She hates it when you pronounce it,  'Lawn-uh'. But, enough about her. What about you? Were you a Veteran player who participated in the November Vet Special? Get yer bun

Thanksgiving Peddlings

  Click Below To Take our Online Survey Stupid Game Entry   Thanks for Deals on clubs! Complete Demo Sets available (woods, irons, bag, and some sets include putter) Ping G5 (lefty-stiff/no putter) Ping K15 (regular flex/Anser putter) Rhapsody Ladies (ladies flex/no putter) Any of the above sets $999 Ping G10 (stiff/Anser putter) $1099 TaylorMade Superfast (regular flex/ghost putter) TaylorMade Superfast (stiff flex/ghost putter) TaylorMade Superfast (stiff flex/ghost putter) Any of the above sets $799 Plus, we have individual clubs for sale! Thanks for Golf onThanksgiving We will be open on Thursday!!! Really You know you can't stand your family for the entire day. Come see us in the morning before the feast, or bring your bloated carcass out in the afternoon and work off 'the bird'. You can nap later. Thanks for Stupid Games From the information that our homepage Avatar gives... How does she tell wind direction when she is at the course? If you want to

Saddleback's New Girl

We have a new AVATAR on our home page Go to www.saddlebackgolf.com and meet her She is located at the bottom of the home page You will want to click on her picture (like the one below) We took our most FAQs and she answers them. She is a bit of a smart aleck... you've come to expect it. We will have a game next week for some fabulous cash and prizes based on her responses to your questions. VETS MONTH CONTINUES Call 303.833.5000 for November Vet specials   (THANKS VETERANS!) DEMO CLUB Closeouts Some of our Reps gave us credit on these clubs and they have been marked down even lower than we thought they could be sold for. It's crazy. If you have been looking for a great deal on some premium clubs... Your wait is over! fine print: Give us some feedback on the Avatar The Demo clubs are TaylorMade, Ping, and some other miscellaneous brands The rental clubs are selling for around a thousand bucks (actually a bit more) If we commit to a price here...we would have to kno

End of Season Closeout Deals

  DEMO CLUBS are on sale, now! Demo Sets: TaylorMade and Ping Individual Clubs: Drivers, Fairway Woods, Hybrids, more Too many clubs to list Premium clubs at crazy affordable prices ************* The November Veterans' Month of Specials continues... Veterans golf deal $29 Includes (anytime) green fee, cart, and lunch Buddies playing with a Vet $40 Fine Print: Truth be told, there weren't too many demos to list. It is more like... too many for a lazy guy to list. Call the shop, or stop by, for Demo availability and pricing. Some of the clubs are priced at, or below, wholesale. That might even be a lie...but, they are reasonably priced for the cheapskate in you! The Veterans golf deal lunch is: Freedom Fighter Weiner and choice of Justice Chips or a Sweet Victory Candy Bar. (a hot dog and potato chips/candy) A drink is not included because we don't want to forget the injustices that are still going on in the world. We just made that up to justify

It's Alive! It's Alive!

  The Deals Are Alive!     HalloWednesday Costume Cart Comp Day Wear a costume on Wednesday and Randi will comp your cart You pay only your green fee Just treat...no trick! Veterans' Month Starts on Thursday! Vets pay, only $29 (for an anytime green fee, cart, and lunch) Buddies of Vets get the same package for, only (if playing with a Vet) $40 Fine Print: Randoggy will be the judge as to whether your costume is really a costume or just some crap you made up to get a comp cart.  Naughty costumes are automatic winners. 'Naughty' is defined by those of you (ie) dressed like a bully....what were you thinking? The Veterans' special runs for the entire month of November. DD214 (or similar) proof of service  is required for Veterans' offer. See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, CO  80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgol

Halloweiners and Vet Special

  We were gonna dig out the center of some hot dogs and have a 'hollow-weiner' special, but the tines we used for aerating greens just ground up the dogs. Yick! Halloween Deal 1) Come in costume Next Wednesday 2) P ay for a green fee C) We will comp your cart fee! November Veteran' Special (a one day special stinks, you deserve a month of special) Starting Thursday, November 1st Vets $29 Green Fee, Cart Fee, Lunch Buddy of a Vet (must have a Vet in the group) $40 Green Fee, Cart Fee, Lunch We will be putting up our "Veteran Players Award Tote Board" To see who best REPRESENTS their branch Get your buddies together and try to capture the flag from ARMY! FINE PRINT: Sharing an eyepatch does not qualify for the Halloween special. It has to be a bona fide costume, or at least something that has a funny explanation. If you gave it enough thought, it will probably pass Randis' smell test. Exlcudes passes or any other offer that does not req

Go Home When The Streetlights Come On

We are waiting for your call to book a holiday party. Please call now.... lines are open. Dear You! Fall Pass Unlimited golf for the rest of 2012 $200 (walking rate) $250 (includes cart) $300 (includes cart and range) If you can't see the value of this pass.... A) you arrive conveniently late and make your buddy pay 2)  you don't play nearly enough golf C) you are unstable If you chose any (or all) of the above, we have "Deals of Last Resort" Click here to go to the Tightwad section of our website There you will find a couple of other offerings that may suit your 'tightness' FINE PRINT: Don't wait to start playing. Superintendant "Treehugger" Fleming won't let us play the course if it is snow covered. Some restrictions apply, but , we are reluctant to list them here. They are easier to make up as we go. This pass will either get you to love golf, or, it will encourage you to pursue your bowling c

A Holiday Party So Phun....

  A Company Holiday Party So Good... You Will Need To Look For A Job The Next Day Holiday party packages start at $800 The fat guy in the suit (not Santa) will be paying for it! Tell him to bring the fun to Saddleback Sampling of additional services available: 1) Heavy-duty copy machine for all of your butt Xerox-ing needs 2) A Bouncer to confiscate video/photographic devices C) Lampshades, for the 'over-50' crowd that still find that crap funny 4) Sturdier Tables for drunk, "I shoulda been a dancer", exhibitions 5) List of 10 good reasons to give your boss "why you won't be able to attend" or "why you have to leave early" 6) Retained lawyer for 'harrasment-specific' litigation 7) 'Rent-a-mom' to remind you to leave and not be the last boy/girl at the party.      Fine Print: Private parties available, also. (Find your own fat guy) Don't trust the Bouncer... just because we pay

Say Hello To Our Little Friends

We're not sure what to sell you this week... 'cause we don't know how much money you have left Here are some options!  $1 repair tool or one of your old balls (that we got out of the lake) $10-$15 Sleeve of Premium Balls (that we will get out of the lakes... later) $100 Wedge (believe it or not, we find these in the lake, too) $250 Fall Pass Unlimited green fees and cart Oct-Dec (don't be such a wussy, the lake will be mostly frozen over) $800 Your company or family Holiday Party in our Pavilion (right next to the lake) $2,500ish 365-day Green Fee Pass (con cart) (keep the cart out of the lake)   $200,000 Season Passes for 100 of your closest friends (Save $50,000) (no lake comment available at the time of this writing)    $2,323,000 1) Buy our property that adjoins the course. 2) Go to www.loopnet.com to see what you are buying. C) Build some dream homes. 4) We will build a clubhouse (we

Major Time Suck Pass

  Hey Yous Guys, If you could purchase unlimited golf, for one low rate, for 3 months... would you get anything else done? Let's find out! Starting October 1st 3 months of unlimited Green Fees $200 Add an unlimited Cart $50, more Fine Print: The Time Suck Pass (formerly The Fall Pass) will go on sale sometime this week. We are not really sure, when. We just finished the Customer Appreciation Day and we are nursing some pretty major hangovers. Give us a couple of days. It will definately be ready for purchase by October 1st, probably . Before you call us because you can't believe the crazy-low price of this pass... Yes! It is for all three months, not 'per month'. Crazy, huh? Unlimited Cart doesn't mean it will go forever. You have to turn it in when you are done. We're not sure how we make our light bill every month with crap like this. Some of the restrictions to this pass are: 1) Daylight hours, only (nice try Glowballers) 2) Starts October

Last Call Customer Appreciation Day

Big Screen TV iPad Kindle(s) SkyCaddie GPS Gift Cards other expensive junk ...just some of the giveaways that will be drawn as door prizes this Saturday September 22nd 2:30 pm shotgun $50 Green Fees Cart Italian Dinner Door Prizes Want to come for dinner only? ($10) Plus, we are giving away prizes for play Format: Scramble then a blind draw with players from other teams to determine a winning duo Bring a 4-some, or sign up SOLO and we can hook you up We only have about 45 players registered So there is plenty of room for you and the odds are pretty fair that you will walk away with something awesome. Call the shop to register! Fine print: League members and Tourney Directors pay only $25. Tourney Directors must be T.D.s that had a tourney at our course. Nice Try! We were going to abbreviate Saddleback Tournament Directors (STDs), but??? We have been trying to think of a way to get rid of our GPS rental....it's going away in the drawing. Genius See ya on the links! If