Old Turd Tuesday Senior Golf Dealio If you are at least 60 years old this deal is for you Seniors will get an 18-hole Green Fee a Shared Cart and Range Balls for just $39 on Tuesdays (all day) We aren't sure how we keep the lights on around this joint at these ridiculously low prices that wasn't an invite for you to respond but some of you will so let's have a contest... Tell us how we make money by charging soooo little on our Senior Day include in your response: tell us where you are getting all those $2 bills to pay for your golf and why they smell like moth balls tell us why you have such a love affair with Matlock and finally, tell us why you hate those kids on your lawn Send your entries to tomalley@saddlebackgolf.com "Whitey" loves hearing from you * * * * * Joke of the week cause it's phunny to us! We sorta stole this joke Originally it was 'Moose on the way to work' but we thought it more fitting with a goose... cause on occasion