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If you only golf once this year... what is wrong with you?

HERE ARE SOME CRAZY EVERYDAY DEALS:   THE TAVERN RESTAURANT GRANDE OPENING JUNE 4th   FINE PRINT: All the 6 o'clock specials include range. Because these specials are very popular, we will send golfers out on a 'first booked-first to tee off' basis. You may book your tee time up to 2 weeks in advance... so do it! The 6 o'clock specials are for UP TO 9-holes. There are no rainchecks available for the 6 o'clock deals. Wow, that sounded mean. Sorta sorry! The exception to the 12 at 12 deal would be on days when we are raking in the big bucks from a gynormous tournament. You realize if there is no tee time avaiable you can't play, right? Well there... now you know. We really will babysit your husbands with a credit card on file. Gentlemen: we offer the same service for wife-sitting! If you would like us to watch your kids we will also do that. If we are babysitting kids be warned: Every child will be fed a bowl of sugar and will probably get a free puppy before w

SADDLEBACK GOLF NEW CLUBHOUSE IS OPEN

* * * * * * * * * * FINE PRINT: We expect The Tavern to be pretty fancy. How fancy? It will probably have Dijon Ketchup! I will probably be looking for a job. If you photoshop your boss on a Dumb & Dumber picture you deserve to be fired. If you don't hear from me next week... it was nice knowing you! See ya on the links!

SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE will you do the fandango?

DON'T FORGET THE BLOOD DRIVE! * * * * * 6PM SPECIALS * * * * * FINE PRINT:  The 9-hole specials begin at 6pm, nightly. Because they are so popular we will send out groups on a 'first booked-first to play' basis. Range balls are now incuded with these packages. These offers are for UP TO 9-holes of golf. Depending upon the number of players, you may not finish all 9. Book as early as 2 weeks out for an early tee time. See ya on the links!

Golf Stuff

LAST CALL Tee times are still available * * * * *  TUESDAY! GET YOUR RV SUMMER-READY FOR FREE * * * * * JUNE 4th       * * * * * FINE PRINT: Mom's Day forecast is changing every hour. Most forecasts are calling for afternoon rains. Johnson RV will be AT SADDLEBACK to get your RV summer-ready. Just bring your RV to the course and it will be done while you are golfing. If you want the exterior detailed they will take your RV to their shop on the I-25 frontage road. The Twi-9 special is nightly at 6pm. Because this is such a popular deal, we will not honor the deal before 6pm and tee time honors will be first booked-first out basis. Walk-ins will be booked at FIRST AVAILABLE time. The offer is also only available for UP TO 9-holes, not until the cart runs out of gas. See ya on the links!