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Free Beer! An Old Turd Sandwich. Dinner, Wine, and 9.

June 19th Friday Night Couples Night Season Opener  $79/couple includes: 9-holes of golf & cart Steak Dinner Wine Tasting Registration is now open Golf at 5:45 (shotgun) Dinner at 8:00 Click here for the 2015 Couples' Schedule * * * * * What would you say to an OLD TURD SANDWICH? "Hello, Old Turd Sandwich!" Starting this Tuesday JUNE 2nd Saddlebacks' Old Turd Tuesday Deal NOW INCLUDES A SANDWICH as a lunch choice (if you are sick of our dogs) $37 INCLUDES: Senior Green Fee Ancient Cart Fee  Elderly Lunch * * * * * Don't forget our ANNIVERSARY Tuesday, June 2nd Your SECOND DRAUGHT  BEER  IS  FREE! (with proof you got this email)   * * * * *  TIME WELL SPENT  FINE PRINT: Congratulations to our newest little Saddlebacker: Born May 28th around dinner time... Oliver Madison Flemming Congrats: (papa) "Super-Rob", (brother) Jackson, and (mama) Anne. Couples need not be married, dating, nor even like one another to participate in the Couples' Even

Swingers Golf at Saddleback

The Couple's Friday Night Date Night schedule is here. The first event is Steak Dinner & Wine Tasting (oh yeah, and some golf) June 19th Register now! (or don't, we don't care) * * * * * These events are a ton of fun and are a cool remedy to the doldrums of a typical Friday night date night. All event prices include golf and cart, for two. Couples need not be married, dating, or even get along to participate. See ya on the Friday Night links!

June Is Beer Month! Really it is.

June is Beer Month! (at Saddleback, anywho)  Here's proof: Exhibit A Exhibit 2 Alaskan Amber received 57% of the votes  Exhibit C: Featured Beer of the Month FAT TIRE DRAUGHT $4 DRAW or $12 pitcher While kegs last!   Exhibit 4 Anniversary Special Tuesday June 2nd  We opened June 2, 2001 YOUR 2nd BEER IS FREE! Eksibit 6 We have seen your 'better half' and because they must have been drinking to give you children... Here is a link to the PGA Junior Golf League at Saddleback. The PGA basically stole this great idea from Baseball's Little League. Junior Golfers even get a team hat and a team shirt.       Fine Print: register now for the 2nd Annual Beer Tourney, just because. Alaskan Amber won fair and square. Don't be a sore loser if you voted for that other beer (that shall not be named). Truth-be-told, Jason screwed up and ordered more Fat Tire than we can drink at our staff meetings. Help Jason out so we don't have t

Golf: The MENTAL Game

GOLF: The Mental Game   * * * * * Hanging Chad THE GREAT 2015 BEER RECOUNT 2 beers enter... 1 beer leaves Our survey voting was too close and we are having a runoff between the two front-runners Alaskan Amber or Breckenridge Avalanche Ale Click (above) on the CHOOSE sign to vote for your fave! The winning brewsky will be featured at * * * * * CONSTRUCTION BARGAIN Click on your favorite construction worker to get this coupon We call it the... Pardon Us Deal (PUD) Here is what the coupon is gonna say  (basically) 2 green fees for $50 weekdays anytime or after noon weekends   Offer/Coupon expires June 30th Yes! You have to have the coupon! Fwd this email to a friend One offer-coupon/email No duplicates Stop looking for loopholes! Fine Print: We thought it funny that we were able to throw an outdated 2000 election reference and a Mad Max (sort of timely) reference in the same offer. No, it doesn't make sense. Sue us! Thanks to those VOTERS who took our initial beer surve

Who'll Stop the Rain, so we can golf?

Because you need it.... Click on the 45 (a "45" is a term old people use for a vinyl record, Punk!)  for some music while you read our email * * * * * We are open We are soggy We are grumpy We are behind on our light bill * * * * * So, you think you want a job at a golf course! What is wrong with you? We are hiring shop personnel  (must be 21 or older) CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED If you can't follow that simple instruction... we will move you directly into management Benefits:  No real pay but we have large novelty bags with $ signs imprinted that employees are encouraged to play with Up to 180 hours/week  in the Summer & 1 hour/month  between October and May.  Free golf  (but you won't take advantage of this because you will want out of here at your first parole)  Learn Sweater Folding You will leave Saddleback's employ fully confident in the finer arts of sweater folding and shelf dusting, not to mention your newly attained skills in urinal cleanl

All things Golf-Mom

Don't forget about MOM! Mom's green fee is comp'd with a paid green fee   Sunday, May 10th 18-hole only (in the morning) 9-hole play available after 12 noon   No cart is included, but it is not mandatory   It ain't our mom. We are taking our mother someplace nice! Call now! (unless you really don't like the woman) 303.833.5000   * * * * * More about your mom If she loves nature, but hates golf... Bring her out for a great viewing of the migratory Warblers We have seen a ton of them this past week and the little rascals really are fun to watch There is no cart charge for a ride-along, unless an extra cart is required. Enough about your mom * * * * *   Teaching your kids this crazy game we love is the epitome of "TIME WELL SPENT"     Fine Print: Mother's Day comp is only available on Sunday, May 10th. No 9-hole play before noon. No rainchecks. No coupons, passes, or other discounts are applicable toward Mom's comp round. Some other bir