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What Do You Do When Your Greens Are Perfect?

What Do You Do When Your Greens Are Perfect? October 5th-9th Here is your deal! 18-hole Green Fee Cart Lunch $42 This just in from our Superintendent Rob "Treehugger" Flemming "... I think it is a synergy of fewest inputs with the most agronomical benefit..." (because we use teeny-tiny tines, not like your grandpa used)   * * * * * Video of the week Golf Rules For The Rest Of Us! (just for Phun... click the pic to see the youtube vid)   inside the leather... GIMME! * * * * * Unlimited golf  Oct. 1st-Dec. 31st $300 Jan 1th-Mar 31th $300 (add cart for just $75 more/pass) save $25 if you buy both on the same day  * * * * * Jeff & Ryan Edson Moustache Week Reward: free beer just for wearing this stupid moustache when they checked in (we think it is one of ours) * * * * * We are booking Holiday Parties Contact our Event Planner Jenelle Kiefer NOW! (or don't, we don't care) 303.833.5000 (proshop) Jenellekiefer77@aol.com "Don't come crying to

Dads are Moms, too!

Dads are moms, too! Give Scooter a buzz for all the particulars! * * * * * The Fall and Spring Pass are on sale NOW! Each sold separately $300  walking $375 riding (Bundled $575 and $725) * * * * * Moustache Week! (until September 27th) 1. Print this moustache 2. Wear it when you check in 3. Get a comp draught  (with paid green fee & cart) You may also cut the moustache and make eyebrows! That will still count for a comp brew Fine print: A big shout out to our buddy Jeff Bowen! Jeff was in the CGA Senior Mid-Am qualifier... and made the cut. Way to go Jeff! The Fall Pass is good from October 1st until December 31th The Spring Pass is good from Jan 1th until March 31th Save $25 if you buy both passes on the same day If you are a minor, we will substitute a sodee pop for the beer for moustache/eyebrow week. If you are a minor... thank you for your service Sounds like we may be doing a small tine aerification the first week of October. We will run a special. Look for it in an u

No Aerified Greens

NO AERIFIED GREENS! We haven't even decided if we will aerify this year. Maybe in October... cause who cares in October? Call the shop for tee times 303.833.5000 * * * * * We have expanded our High Noon Special to include weekends! What's the High Noon Special? Thanks, for asking... YES, It is now available weekends! Offer may end when management returns from vacation * * * * * Unlimited golf just $300 ($100/month) with cart $375 (more than $100/month, but we aren't that good at math) FORMERLY THE TIMESUCK PASS Purchase both passes (same day) save $25   * * * * * Short story: Jason had a lady come in for a job interview. He asked what her biggest flaw was. She told him that it was her honesty. Jason told her he didn't think that was really a flaw. She told him she didn't give a s%$* what he thought... She starts on Tuesday!  Fine Print: Even if we aerify the greens, we always use a small tine punch (not the finger-sized holes) that is less destructive to

We R Better Than Root Canal

Fall Pass Details coming soon!!! * * * * * September' High Noon 9er Special Noon-2 2 players 9-holes Green Fee, Cart 2 Large Drinks 1 Small Bucket $59 for 2 * * * * * Swingers Finale Call the shop to register! ...or don't   Fine print: The Fall Pass will go on sale at the end of September. We call it Fall because LEAF FALL! The High Noon Special is only available weekdays. We may extend it to weekends Let us know if you just read that and want it on weekends If you didn't read this let us know, too. The couples' Season Finale is this Friday Format: 6-person scramble Golf at 5 Dinner follows the round   See ya on the links!