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Golf Saddleback Next Saturday...or Terrorism Wins!

If you don't golf Saddleback this Saturday...   Terrorism Wins!!! Don't let the terrorists win!  Golf on Saturday (June 7th) Millard Fillmore Day (8am Shotgun) Package Priced for 2 players $114 (prepaid)   2 green fees and cart  Lunch  Logo Golf Hats Draught Beers & a couple of on-course games ($170 value for only $114) Call the shop to book 303.833.5000 We need to FillMore  tee times (these jokes are awesome) No other times will be available on June 7th * * * * * SuperRob 'Treehugger' Flemming has announced plans to re-deux the driving range complex If you have some input for SuperRob (cheaper range balls is not what he wants to hear) Get your wishes to him (Note: he will just shake his head like he is listening...he aint) Fine Print: No passes/coupons apply on Saturday morning for this tournament Our staff will need to be schooled on ringing your entry in. Tell them the staff code is Millard Fillmore and to ring you in as if you were standing in f

Millard Fillmore Day WHUH?

Millard Fillmore Day June 7th 8am shotgun If you just asked yourself... "self, why do I care about this guy"? Because we are trying to 'Fill More' tee times on a Saturday morning and we needed a mascot Fillmore....voila! 13th president (Sort of a d-bag-Supported slavery) Consistently ranks top 10 suckiest presidents ever This deal will be one of our top 10 (not on the suckey side) Here is the Deal (for 2 players) Green Fee Cart Fee Golf hat Lunch Drink Games $114 prepaid, only!!! Call the shop or click here to pay Limited # of spots available * * * * * Not into politics? How about some primo clubs 'on the cheap'? our auction ends Sunday (tomorrow) May 25th at 5 pm no mins, no reserves Stop by and bid NOW or come by before 5pm tomorrow Fine print (because we need it): Comp drink = your  first  draught beer (or soft drink) No other tee times will be available June 7  No passes!!! No whigs If you need to cancel, we will issue a raincheck. Rainchecks will n

Mom plays for free, tomorrow! ...and some other crap that may interest you.

May 29th 3-7 pm Join a Tourney Click on the pic to see what tournies are available for open registration (some great causes) * * * * * Hey, little cheapskate! Mom's Green Fee is Comp'd (tomorrow, only) Sunday May 18th (Redo for last weekend' mother's day)   * * * * * Itching for a deal?   Premium Club auction Full sets of TaylorMade and Ping No  reserves  No  minimums Auction ends at 5pm  Sunday May 25th   * * * * * Close to Last Call! Call michael or alex to register for the Horses' Trough tourney or for more details 303.833.5000 Fine print: Demo days will offer a great variety of deals and fitting specials No need to preregister for the Demo Day...just show up Join-a-Tourney is a great way to bring some attention to YOUR tourney. If you have an upcoming event that we can make a buck on just let us know and we will put your tourney there FOR FREE! Mom's comp tomorrow is with a paid Green Fee. Cart is not included, but, not mandatory.

Mothers Day Special Postponed (til next Sunday)

OK OK OK We hear you crying!   We will redo the Mothers Day Special Next Sunday What a cry baby Mom has to be playin' with somebody who is paying, though. Maybe you can get your Dad to pay for you and tell your ma that her round is on you

Mothers Day Tomorrow! Don't act like you just found out

MOTHERS DAY TOMORROW! SUNDAY May 11th Moms' green fee is complimentary on mothers day with a paid green fee Cart not included but not mandatory if you are really that cheap and dont want to rent a cart for the woman that carried you in her belly for 9 months, had a difficult labor, and an even more difficult time raising your ungrateful ornery butt! Book early and beat the snow! SNOW? Seriously? Fine print this!

Free Golf For Life? Name your baby "Saddleback"

Don't play with junk clubs & Don't let your friends play junk   We have 8 awesome sets of premium clubs  that we are selling auction style No reserves No minimums Some have a 'Buy Now' Price for those of you who just can't wait for 3 weeks Come in the shop Take a look Bid Win   * * * * * Don't Forget Mom Next Sunday! Only a couple of restrictions: Moms' green fee is complimentary with accompanying PAID green fee. Please bring your copy of this offer (addressed to your email) One email address per offer, no duplicates for friends. (If your friend needs a copy,  FWD this offer to them) Cart is not included, but, is not mandatory. You should also  buy MOM a cocktail.... you are the reason she drinks! PREGNANT? GIve birth next Sunday at the course  & win diapers for a year. Name the baby "Saddleback" and win free golf FOR LIFE   fine print: Premium sets are ping and taylormade from our rental inventory. Buy Now price option will en