A Bunch of Ice Holes (will clear soon enough)

There are a few holes
in the ice and snow...

With a little bit of sun & wind
we can get back to
the bizness of golfin'

For course updates
www.saddlebackgolf.com

Check out the scrolling news
on our homepage
It is supposed to be updated daily by our staff
(keyword in that last sentence: supposed)

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Super-Secret Holiday

Golf Deal

All we can tell you at this time is...

it will include golf and gift cards at 3 courses

and it is priced ridiculously low!

As a matter of fact...what you were looking to spend on
Dad's new clubs will get him 6 rounds plus

gift cards for new clubs!

This deal goes on sale on Black Friday

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Annual
Golf Trip to Mesquite

Now taking
$99
deposits to hold your spot
for the March trip

Click Here
to reserve your spot!

If you need some more info
about the trip...

click on this dreamy couple

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LAST CALL...
to book your Holiday Party

We still have a couple
premium dates open

Call Lanna
(sort of rhymes with banana)
720.937.3375
*
fine print:
If we know of a local course that is open
(even if we aren't)
we will let you know.
Just give us a buzz, or check our homepage for Seasonal Updates.
The Saddleback' trip to Mesquite is guaranteed to be a doozie.
Your definition of doozie and our definition may vary slightly,
much like your definition vs our definition of 'guarantee'.
Army is winning the November Vet Special in rounds,
but some of the other armed forces are hanging in the fight.
It is only $29 for Vets to play all November (includes cart)
Thanks, for your participation and all the funny video clips.
Because 'Lanna' sort of rhymes with banana,
please don't add an extra syllable and call her La-Na-Na.
She hates that.
On second thought, do exactly that. La-na-na.
See ya on the links, when this crap clears!

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