Steak Dinner, Golf, and Beer Tasting Finale

Swingers
(couples golf) 


Steak Dinner and Beer Tasting 

6-Person Scramble

$79/couple 
5:00 Shotgun
Steak Dinner at 7:15ish
 


Call the so shop to register! 

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Speaking of Beer!

Deal starts NOW through September! 

 
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fine print:
yeah, we know the guy is forking some hot dogs,
but we promise steak for dinner.
Beer offerings will be chosen by our beer guy
Jason 'Otis' Kaufman.

Save another $4 when you buy a 6-pack
(6 beers for $20, yer welcome)

The Family Golf package is for up to 9-holes.
Carts provided for adult drivers, only!
The sun is setting earlier every night.
Get out here before Summer is officially over,
or don't...

See ya on the links!
 

There is no SAD in Saddleback... oops

Last Call for the
Old Turd Open

This Friday

Call the shop to register
303.833.5000

Ladies (old turdettes) are welcome, too!


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Contest?



We had some great ideas submitted for our
 ISLAND CONTEST

(One of our faves from Mr. Michael Cotton) 

From the #16 tee box,
try to drive all three island greens!
The winner wins $1,000,000
(or a comp round or a free beer)

What is your contest idea for The Islands?

Submit your idea
(or don't...we don't care)


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RETRACTION!!!
We were not #7 in the Golf Digest ranking...
(most cheerful course)


We were 1 of 9 mentioned and
our ranking could actually be higher 

We are pretty confident we are #1 


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Saddleback offers 'family-friendly'
golf deals that won't break the bank 






fine print:
You gotta be at least 60 years old to participate in the Old Turd Open.
$39 includes green fee and cart.
The game is a Best-Ball which is a bit different than a Scramble.
Both players play their ball from tee to green and record one team score
(the lowest score, duh).

The Island Greens contest is still not defined.
We are taking your great ideas for this contest (or contests).
There may be more than one contest for the Island Greens.
If you have an idea for a contest,
reply to this email or post your gem on our facebook page.

Family golf begins at 6pm nightly.
It is only $27.50 for (up to) a family of 4.
You must have someone in your party that is under 18.
We will provide 2 carts if you have 2 adult drivers, all for just $27.50
This will allow you to play up to 9-holes of golf before the day ends.

The cow thing is just for phun.

See ya on the links!

Come To The Islands

BirdsEye view
holes #16, #4, and #3


We are trying to think of a game
that would reward our customers
YOU
with prizes for doing something spectacular
on these 3 holes

Got an idear
for The Island Challenge?

Let us know
(or don't, we don't really care)
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Click on the pic to register/pay

Online registration ends on Sunday August 16th
After that, you must call the shop to register/pay
303.833.5000

Effective Tuesday:
Glowball Late Registration will cost 

$120/couple

If you haven't paid,
you are not registered!

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Special shoutout
to a few of the crews
working on our new clubhouse:


Thanks!
NorthStar Plumbing
Joseph's Construction
Innovative Electric
EZ Excavating



Fine Print:
Post your ideas for The Island Challenge on our facebook page.


Glowball online registration ends tomorrow (Sunday) night.
The early registration ends on Monday....
on Tuesday, the procrastinator rate kicks in and will cost you $120/couple.
A light dinner will be served at about 6:30.
Glowball will start just after 8:00.
Bring flashlights, or don't, we don't care.

The OLD TURD OPEN is still taking registrations.
You must be 60 years old, or olderer.
It is open to both Hims and Hers!
The format will be a BestBall (not a scramble).
A BestBall is where both players play the entire hole from tee to green,
but they only record one score.
Do we need to tell you that you want to use the lower of the two scores?
Please pay early.
We are betting that you will forget you paid and we can charge you a couple of times.
On the other hand, don't pay toooo early...
remember, you aren't exactly a spring chicken.
You should make it another couple of weeks, though.


If you are looking to do some construction,
please consider the great crews that Saddleback is using.
All we ask is that you wait til we are done with em.
Blah blah blah.

See ya on the links!

Glowball, Family Golf, Old Turd Open, Golf Rules

Light dinner at 6:30
Golf at dark
(8:05-ish)
Click on the picture to register/pay

 
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Call the shop to register!
Old Turd-ettes are welcome

 
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Tiger hit his ball into the woods during this year's
Quicken Loans invite at Congressional.

Trees blocked his direct line to the flag,
but there was an opening through the trees
about 30 yards to the right that Tiger wanted to use.

This opening was blocked
by a large temporary immovable TV antennae.


Did Tiger get relief?


reply to this email or put your answer on our facebook page
to win fabulous cash and prizes


"Golf is only unfair
when you have unreasonable expectations"


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FINE PRINT: because we gotta have it!

GLOWBALLERS will get 2 glow-in-the-dark balls when they check in.
Additional (non-refundable) glowballs may be purchased at time of check in.
If you have some buddies who want to play, have them call and register, too.

Old Turd Open is open to the ladies, too!
You must be 60 years old (or seniorer) to participate.

There are no fabulous cash, nor prizes, for playing our quiz games.
We will put a list of participants at the counter and you get a comp brewski, but that's it.
BTW: you can't substitute the brewski for other crap.
If you are a minor, you get a sodee.
If you are a miner...

If you would like to participate in the Family Golf packages,
we recommend that you book your tee time early
(up to 2 weeks out),
because these times are pretty busy and not everyone will get all 9-holes done.
Did we mention the Family Golf Deal is for UP TO 9-holes of golf?
There, we just did.
Oh yeah, you gotta have a junior in your group to qualify

See ya on the links!

 

Golf Digest and Husband Sitting


Rated Saddleback
 #7 
Most Cheerful Course in the Universe!

Word to the wise:
Don't tell anybody about this or
we could be overwhelmed with
too many players
and you might have to play
amongst a bunch more riff-raff.

Also, who are the other 6?
We are plotting their demise.
We'll show 'em cheerful!
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Fine Print:
Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too.
BYW: We were 7th in the U.S. and not the universe.
Sorry, about that little lie

Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week.
No restrictions!
If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz,
we will comp you a draught just for playing.
Offer ends August 2nd
cause we are really good at losing lists...
We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow.
It's just a $5 beer,
but think what a good student you would have been
those 7 years you spent in High School
if you had been rewarded with beer!

See ya on the links!

Golf Digest Rated us #7, Husband-sitting now available, 27-hole Deal


Rated Saddleback
 #7 
Most Cheerful Course in the Universe!

Word to the wise:
Don't tell anybody about this or
we could be overwhelmed with
too many players
and you might have to play
amongst a bunch more riff-raff.

Also, who are the other 6?
We are plotting their demise.
We'll show 'em cheerful!
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It'll get ya...
27 holes of golf 
(includes cart)
any time after 12 Noon
weekdays
(pardner)

TIME WELL SPENT!

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Fine Print:
Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too.
BYW: We were 7th in the U.S. and not the universe.
Sorry, about that little lie

Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week.
No restrictions!

27 holes for $50.
Not really anything funny 'bout that.
Except we get ta use a bunch uh really bad grammer.


If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz,
we will comp you a draught just for playing.
Offer ends August 2nd
cause we are really good at losing lists...
We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow.
It's just a $5 beer,
but think what a good student you would have been
those 7 years you spent in High School
if you had been rewarded with beer!

See ya on the links!

Murder Mystery Golf Night

CLICK ON THE POSTER TO PAY ONLINE

Itinerary:
Golf (shotgun)  5:13
Hors D'oeuvres  7:31
Dinner & Act 1  7:59
Murderer revealed  9:59


Because this event is limited to only 40 couples,
we encourage you to pay for your entire group
to ensure you all are able to participate!

Get two or three couples and play together


You may play as 6-somes
because THAT is more social


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If you play at Saddleback in 2015...

your 2016 Mesquite package
will be mo better!


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Looking for a unique way
to advertise your business?

 
FINE PRINT:
We cannot hold an unpaid spot for the Murder Mystery Golf Night.
Call your Pallies and get them to call the shop to register
OR
forward this stupid email to them.
If inclement weather does not allow for the golf portion,
the DInner and The Murder Mystery will still be held.
Even if it rains, you can still eat and The Show Must Go On!
Rainchecks will be issued for $36/couple for the golf portion
redeemable on future golf (or event).
No refunds.
"Ya spends ya monies and ya takes ya chances"

We will be offering sweeter deals for customers of Saddleback
on next year's Mesquite trip.
The more we see ya, the better the deal.
The little wooden artist's doll has nothing to do with nothing.
We are just working on some photoshop cut/paste skills.

Range sponsorship starts at just $2,000
An inexpensive and fresh idea to promote your business
Call ROBO (or don't)

See ya onthe links!