Offers that are just meh!

Aerification Week (stinks) Bargain
(week of September 22nd)

We gotta do it

Don't complain too much

We have seen you play

...lumpy greens won't affect that mess!

Green Fee, Cart, Beer
$35 Weekday
$47 Weekend

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Mesquite Trip 2015
(March 25-28)


CasaBlanca Hotel

Golf at:

Wolf Creek*

$480 (dbl occupancy) 

3 nights golf and 3 days Hotel
(or versa visa)

Antisocial rate
(rooming alone or with non-golfing roomie)

Pay in full?
Get a comp
Green fee and cart at Saddlebags

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Fall 'Time-Suck' Pass

Unlimited green fees
(October 1st- December 31st)

Add cart for just $75 more

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Our Frost Delay Policy
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We have walking rates for aerification week, too.
We were just too lazy to remember or ask someone who knew.
If you aint old enough for a brewski, we will throw in a sodee pop.
Golf at Wolf Creek will be set up for Wednesday,
March 25,
for those who wish to pay to play it.
Rates are not yet available.
Comp green fee and cart expire March 24
Only $30 more than last year's trip. yeehaw
Saddleback makes no money organizing the Mesquite trip
(If ya didn't know it)
The frost delay is based on your delay from a pre-booked t-time.
Plan on getting nothing else done, except golf for 90 days.
Thanks for the golf donations for the Indian Reservation Children
Our customers are THE BEST!!!!!!!
We will be posting pics (soon)
See ya on the links!

Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe golf donations.

Final Delivery of 2014
golf stuff
to South Dakota this week

We are collecting more golf stuff
to take to South Dakota

This is really one of the
coolest things
you will ever be a part of

The Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe
have received such
wonderful golf stuff
from our awesome customers.

The kids' letters of progress
and love of this stupid game we play
are truly heartwarming.

One girl's letters show her
loving/hating the game
(we have all been there)
to her utter pleasure
of out-playing the boys.

She plays for a couple of hours
every morning
and a couple hours every evening
(when it's not so hot)
on a homemade course
with homemade targets.
She doesn't even refer to it
as practice
She refers to it as play

Be part of something
that is changing lives
and something that may
change a kid's future.

We are mainly looking for:
 Junior Stuff
Ladies Clubs

Get your stuff to the course
by Wednesday

Thanks, in advance

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back to stupid stuff
Skipper contest

Here are the guidelines for our
"Skipper Contest"

1) skip a ball across
one of our ponds

(Soccer ball or golf ball)

2) Put the video evidence
on our facebook page

3) Get your reward

one hop across wins a comp beer
(or soft drink)
two hops across wins a comp cart
three hops wins a comp round*
(if the ball stays on the green)

Go to our facebook page for
some examples of wins and fails

FINE PRINT: (not much, won't trigger your ADD)
*some restrictions apply on the comp round...
like after 2pm, that sort of crap
See ya on the links!


Stand Up Comedian Night, This Friday!!!

This Friday
September 5th

Stand Up Comedian
Chris Voth
performs at Saddleback

One Night Only!
Dinner and show

If you want to include 9-holes
of golf before the dinner/show

Golf shotgun at 5pm
Dinner/show at 8pm (sharp)
No admittance after 7:50

A couple of
Chris' appearances on television:
'Last Comic Standing'
 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson'

Here are 2
YouTube links of Chris

Voth #1


Contest of the week:
According to Chris...
he is a
"mid-80's low-handicap golfer"
and then gives the punchline...

Give us that punchline
and we will knock $10 off
 any couple's package.

$90/couple for 'golf-inclusive' package
and only $70/couple for 'no-golf' package for 2
(for those of you with poor math skills)

Call now to PAY/REGISTER

The punchline for the contest
may be found at 3:15 in the first video!
How easy is that?
If you are not able to golf, and give us that punchline
we will still knock off $10 from the NO-GOLF package
That's right...just $70 for dinner and show/couple!
(you gotta give the punchline)
See ya on the links!

Shay Bickel. He really was 'one of the good guys'

The Saddleback Family is saddened at the recent passing of
 'one of the good guys'

Our buddy

Shay Bickel
 passed away on Sunday. 

We will miss him dearly and offer our humble sympathy with others in sorrow

Here are a couple of links for Shay's obituary and service details
Times-Call              Ahlberg Funeral Chapel and Crematory

Times-Call                  Ahlberg Funeral Chapel and Crematory

Those we love don't go away
they walk beside us every day.
Unseen, unheard, but always near.
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
Shay: we will see ya in the blink of an eye, Buddy!

FootGolf, Soccer Golf, call it what you want

This Friday
(August 29th)

is the first
Friday Night Couples Night
2 FootGolf Green Fees
Dinner For 2

5:15 shotgun kickoff

Dinner after the round
We need to know by Wednesday if you are playing

Don't forget the September 5th
Comedian Night

Golf (for 2)
Dinner (for 2)
Comedy Show (for 2)

Comedian Chris Voth has even
appeared on TV

(a lot ..if you count the many appearances on COPS!)

If you just want to come for the
dinner and show


(We call it the NO GOLF OPTION)
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Did you know...

has a 9-hole evening rate?

$12 (walking)
$18 (riding)

Tee Times start at 6pm
They fill quickly

Call now to book your 9-holes!
Seriously, Call Now!

fine print:
We need a minimum number of registered players for the
FootGolf Couples Night,
or we will be forced to postpone or cancel the event.
We have no idea wht dinner will be.
Call the shop and ask them what the dinner will be
and see how many different answers they can come up with.
Don't worry, they don't read this crap.
We are  hopeful that the comedian night is a hit,
we would love to do more of these.
It sure beats city traffic to see this caliber of a show.
Plus dinner? Plus golf? That's nuts!
Twi-9 at 6pm is available all year long,
even when sunset is at 4:30 (right around the corner).
We weren't serious about you having to call right now...
you are probably at work and shouldn't even be reading this email
while you are working for "The Man".
Stupid rules.
See ya on the links! 

Dicker, New Tee Receptacles, New Wedding/Event Facebook Page, 3 New Contests (whew!)

Let's Dicker! Special
We only do this once or twice a year

Don't miss your chance to

Negotiate what you pay for your tee time
this Friday morning

*Make a lowball offer

*We counter

*We meet somewhere in the middle

Close the deal
(operators are standing by)
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Our New Wedding Page
on The Facebooks

Just click on the pic to view the debut pages
some people feel that
the other facebooks stuff
is too silly.

We were arguing the point
when we were distracted
by this picture...

We pretty much lost the argument
at that point.

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Wanna win some free crap?

3 New Contests
Pick a game and go with it!

Game #1
(A Word Game)

Make up a word from
'mashing up' other words

for example

The guy who casually reminds you that he
has had honors at the box all day
freakin' ugly (shot)
the joker in your foursome

the guy you always get paired with
and wish you didn't

the new guy that just makes up rules
that fit his 'fugly' game
(and thinks you believe him)

If you need some help
go to:
throw in some words...
it will generate some phun mashups

Put your mashup words on our facebook page
or reply to this email
and ROBO will do it for you

You will get full credit on the facebooks
(and be entered to win)

Game #2
Skipper Contest

This game is an 'on-course' game
Next time you are at the course
try to skip a ball across a lake or pond

Put the video evidence on our facebooks

Win some crap!

Here are 3 examples:
(click below to view)

Game #3

We will Guess Your:
Age, Height, or Sex

If we don't get one of these correct

Fine print: (a ton of it)
"Close the deal" means you pre-pay for it.
Cancellations/refunds will be raincheck, only! 

Rainchecks good only towards future green fees, cart, range
NOT the deal you may have negotiated for for this Friday.
If you can't make it on Friday, the packaged deal is off the table!
The Dicker Deal must be paid for, IN FULL, when negotiations end.
We will not collect monies from your golf buddies.
If you trust them enough to show up, pay for them,
and YOU collect their portion.
If you want us to lie about what you paid...
we are more than happy to do that, though.
Operators are not really standing by... take your time.

It just dawned on us that the broken tee receptacles
may not impress you as much as they did us.
Sort of like when you show us pictures of your kids
or tell us about the 3 good shots you hit
on your way to break 150.
We are getting so many responses to the games via email,
we have decided to assist you and actually put it on our facebook
because apparently it is toooo difficult for some of you.
Yer welcome.
See ya on the links!

Let's Dicker!

Let's Dicker!
For Next Friday' Morning Golf
(August 22nd)


Here is how to play:

1)  Call the shop

2)  Make a lowball offer for
morning golf for you, or your group
(may be made for green fee, cart, range, or any mix/match)

3)  Our staff will counter your offer
(we fire a lot of employees after these horrible negotiations)

4) Negotiate the final cost

5) Pay for your deal

Once the deal is struck...
you must pay for your entire package

We ain't collectin' from your buddies!
We won't fall for that trick, again

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This Friday
(August 15th)

This just in...

Dinner will be steak
(and some other crap)
There are only a couple of spots left
Dinner around 6:30
Golf at Dark

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Saddleback Cart Girls Gone Wild!

If you haven't seen their latest video
fine print:
Dicker Deal must be paid upon successful negotiation.
No exceptions
Refunds will be rainchecks, only!
The cow in this picture is not the one we will be serving for dinner,
but we bet he's related.
The cow is fine with this.
If you aren't... we will give you a salad-like meal,
but we will commit to nothing specific.
Cart Girls Rock!!!
See ya on the links!