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This Just In: New toilet paper

I got a text this morning that woke me up about 10:30am

Apparently,
we have had some complaints
that our bathrooms have
toilet paper that is as harsh
as the toilet paper used in
prison bathrooms



SO... 

we will be getting some
kinder/gentler toilet paper
for your tender bottoms
going into the new year

It is sort of our way of saying 

Merry Christmas!

Look, it ain't Milton, but it's still pretty poetic

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Q: How are you supposed to
segway into other stuff that's
going on at Saddleback and The Tavern
after talking about holiday toilet paper?

A: You just ask the question, as to,
'how to' segway into the next topic!

Hopefully, that just worked...



Did you know...

Tuesdays are Street Taco Days
in The Tavern (well it is!)
$1 tacos all day dine-in only

Wednesdays are Prime Rib night
for just $19.95

Fridays are Fish Fry Night



STARTING IN JANUARY...
every 2nd Friday of the month
we will feed & entertain your kids 
for free
while you enjoy a nice (quiet) date night

WEEKENDS 
The Tavern now serve…
Recent posts
This week's info is designed
to get you outta the house 

(if even for just a brief time)

We have a ton of stuff coming up
that is either free or SuperDooper bargain-ee

Think of us as your own little Camp Granada

(once it stops hailing your life will be fine)

If that made no sense to you...
ask your mom and dad
or click here
​for the YouTubes version
of this American Classic





Santa is at Saddleback next Saturday
Free event with a lot of activities for the kiddos 

Write letters to Santa while attending
or bring in letters already written
and just hand 'em to the big fella

There will be cookie decorating,
cocoa drinking, picture taking...


9am-noon

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We are cooking Christmas dinner
TO GO


$100
 complete dinner for 8 

Choice of Turkey or Spiral Ham

Includes 3 sides and Dessert

Limited quantities
We sold out at Thanksgiving
We will probably sell out again

Call the shop & order yours today
​(or don't we don't care)
303.833.5000

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TACOS TUESDAY

Some 'yahoo' commented on the fact
that we…

Winter is here and so is a bunch of other crap.

If winter ever really gets here

your Green Fee, Cart, and Range Balls
will cost no more than the outside temperature

Yeah, it's stupid...

Yer Welcome!



Yeah, it's stupid...
​Yer Welcome!


* * * * *
Mesquite Registration
Only about 6 weeks left to register and pay


Click on the pic
to go to the secure registration page

Do us a favor
and give us your roommates' name
in the NOTES section when you pay

We will be putting up a
Mesquite Info page
on our website homepage
because we have heard your cries
and seen your tears


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Santa!!!
We got him

He will be at the course 

December 16th

It's FREE
and there are a ton of activities
the kiddos can enjoy
while they spend some time
with the Big Fellar



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COMING IN JANUARY
DATE NIGHT FRIDAYS


We want to give you a little alone time
and we can capitalize on your desires to get away from your offspring
even if it is for just a little while



Beginning in January
we will take care of your anklebiters 
 from 5-7:30pm
the 2nd Friday of the month

The youngsters will be in…

The real Santa is at Saddleback. Really he is

The real Santa will be at Saddleback
Saturday, December 16
9am-noon

Don't forget to bring your cameras
and get a shot of your little tykes
with the Big Guy

Write Santa a letter while
you are hanging out with him
or bring in your letter 

(that you have already prepared) 
and save the price of a stamp

Don't be naughty and come say hello


This event is free
for moppets of all ages
(even the big ones)


* * * * *

Give yourself a gift 
when you buy your special Goofball a gift


$20 gift card for you
$100 gift card for them 

OR

$20 gift card for them
$100 gift card for you


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MESQUITE TRIP
March 2018




3 rounds of golf at 
WOLFCREEK
Falcon Ridge
Palms


3 Nights Hotel stay
CasaBlanca

(that's Spanish for house-blanca)


​The round at Wolf Creek 
includes lunch at the course 
following the round 

Don't forget to attend the COMP
​reception in the SkyDome Lounge
Monday, March 26
5:00pm

Register Here

or don't... we don't care


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Even though our teams 
are stinkin' it up this year...









fine print:
We thought abo…

Thanksgiving week 2017 stuff we thought you thought we thought about

THANK your cook with a treat this Wednesday night



Prime rib Wednesday
just $19.95


PLUS
if you come out for Wednesday's Prime Rib
we will knock $10 off your 
Thanksgiving Day golf special

What's the Thanksgiving Day golf Special, you ask?
Thanks for asking...



Thanksgiving Golf Special
Just $39


play until you gotta leave

Tee times available 9am til Noon

Bring in your receipt from
 Wednesday Prime Rib night
and ALEXANDRA will give you $10 off
this already mental golf deal


click here to book


If you need us to do the math...
golf with cart is just $29

(with Prime Rib receipt)

Thanksgiving day forecast:
mid to upper 60's


* * * * *
Starts on Black Friday
$20 gift card for you when you buy a $100 card
* * * * *
Mesquite Registration


March 26-29
3 rounds
3 nights hotel

Includes WOLF CREEK

Limited to only 40 golfers

or
Call the shop
303.833.5000

or 

Do nothing...
like we care


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VETERANS MONTH NOVEMBER
continues...





FINE PRINT:
Just a quick note about the lady and the pie.
Last year we got some nasty-grams that it repre…

FIREWORKSALLOWEEN

Fireworksalloween


WHO HAS FIREWORKS and A HALLOWEEN PARTY?
WE DO!
$40 
includes:
Costume Contest (optional)
Appetizers
Fireworks Show
&
Country Music Show with
WYNN VARBLE


Wynn could best be described as
a comedian with a guitar

While he can write serious songs
like the award winning
"Have You Forgotten" by Darryl Worley,
or the light hearted #1 hit
"Waitin' On A Woman" by Brad Paisley,
he also has a way about him
for tapping into a raw sense of humor

  Some other hit songs you might recognize:
"A Little More Country Than That"
by Easton Corbin,
"Mom"
by Garth Brooks,
"Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind"
by Kellie Pickler,
"Sounds Like Life To Me",
"I Just Came Back From A War",
and "When You Need My Love"
by Darryl Worley.

Get ready for a great time
when you sit down to listen
to Wynn Varble tell his stories
and sing his songs

Some of the other artists
Wynn has had songs
recorded by, include:

Dylan Scott, Jewel, Lee Ann Womack…

Golf Swing Lube

You are preparing for your round
and must choose your swing lube

What are you drinking?


Water?
Something athletic?
Something else?





If you are looking for post-round
swing lubes & nourishment
and there is a Bronco Game
or a Packer Game on....




* * * * *
Because we are offering
all this swing lube crap...

Now we need some people
to prep it and serve it
click here for an application for employment

Fine Print:
swing lube!

Not a lot of fine print this time.
We reserve the right to add some more fine print
if you found some loophole we didn't anticipate.

See ya on the links!