A Bunch of Ice Holes (will clear soon enough)

There are a few holes
in the ice and snow...

With a little bit of sun & wind
we can get back to
the bizness of golfin'
For course updates

Check out the scrolling news
on our homepage
It is supposed to be updated daily by our staff 
(keyword in that last sentence: supposed)
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Super-Secret Holiday 
Golf Deal

All we can tell you at this time is...
it will include golf and gift cards at 3 courses 
and it is priced ridiculously low!

As a matter of fact...what you were looking to spend on
Dad's new clubs will get him 6 rounds plus 
gift cards for new clubs! 

This deal goes on sale on Black Friday

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Golf Trip to Mesquite

Now taking
deposits to hold your spot
for the March trip

Click Here
to reserve your spot!

If you need some more info
about the trip...

click on this dreamy couple

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to book your Holiday Party

We still have a couple
premium dates open

Call Lanna 
(sort of rhymes with banana)
fine print:
If we know of a local course that is open
(even if we aren't)
we will let you know.
Just give us a buzz, or check our homepage for Seasonal Updates.
The Saddleback' trip to Mesquite is guaranteed to be a doozie.
Your definition of doozie and our definition may vary slightly,
much like your definition vs our definition of 'guarantee'.
Army is winning the November Vet Special in rounds,
but some of the other armed forces are hanging in the fight.
It is only $29 for Vets to play all November (includes cart)
Thanks, for your participation and all the funny video clips.
Because 'Lanna' sort of rhymes with banana,
please don't add an extra syllable and call her La-Na-Na.
She hates that.
On second thought, do exactly that. La-na-na.
See ya on the links, when this crap clears!

Talk Birdie to Me

March 25-28
 We are heading up our
Annual Saddleback Golf Trip

to Mesquite

for just $480 you get 
3 (plus 1) rounds of golf
and 3 nights hotel

In January the rate goes up $100
Treat yourself !

You can drive to Mesquite
in about 10 hours
fly into Vegas and drive to Mesquite

(65 and 1/2 minute drive, longer if you drive like a putz)


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Our Super Secret Holiday Golf Dealio

All we can tell you at this time is...
it will include golf and gift cards at 3 courses
and it is
 priced ridiculously low

As a matter of fact

what you were looking to spend on
Dad's new clubs...
will get him 6 rounds
plus gift cards
for new clubs!

check next week's email for updates
This deal goes on sale on Black Friday
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November Veterans' Special

includes cart

except you gotta be a Vet and fought for our side
All of November 2014

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Have you booked your
Christmas Party?
Call Lanna
before it's too late
fine print:
the bonus round for the Mesquite trip
is an anytime green fee with cart at Saddleback
that you gotta use by March 24th
Drive to Mesquite time calculated at 75 mph highway posted speed
and 82 miles from Vegas to Mesquite.
You may not care to have this much information, but
we actually had a guy who wrote us and told us
it was impossible to drive from Vegas to Mesquite in an hour...
so we did the math and there ya go.
Please add 6 and 1/2 minutes to our false claim.
Sorry that we lied...again.
Hopefully, you were planning on buying DAD some nice wedges or a putter
for Christmas and not like a $10 club out of a closeout bin.
If the latter is true, our deal aint that great of a deal...
get the crappy clubs you were gonna get.
See ya on the links!


Holiday Special
3 courses
One great deal!
(or maybe 2 great deals)

Online sales begin on
Black Friday
Watch your emails for
Upcoming details
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All of November
Vet' Special

(includes cart)

Army is undefeated in our annual contest

Represent your branch
get your buddies representin'

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Golf Special

Nov 2nd and 9th

*with paid adult
(starts at 2pm)

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Crazy Kinda Golf Packages
18-holes & cart
November 2014 

(by tee time)

This is 18-holes with cart!

Before 8am $26 

8:01-9am $46 
9:01-11am  $50
11:01-11:59 $46
Noon-12:59 $36
1pm-close $26

Before 8am $29
8:01-9am $53
9:01-11am $57
11:01-11:59 $53
Noon-12:59 $42
1pm-close $29
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Fine Print:
We can't talk about the '3-course Deal', just yet.
It's gonna be a doozie!
"Bring a Buddy Deal" for the Vets' Special
is still just $40, if playing with a Veteran.
For the Junior golf deal...
if the parent rents a cart, the kiddos' cart is included,
If the paid adult is 9-holes,
the free junior round is for 9-holes, etc.
We can provide more examples, if you need
(just give us a call) 

See ya on the links!

CasaBlanca is Spanish for HouseBlanca

'The Official'
Saddleback Mesquite Trip
March 25-28

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations

3 nights stay at the Hotel CasaBlanca
3 rounds of golf in Mesquite

a bonus round

(with cart)
at Saddleback 

Click Here
for more information

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here is your

Any green fee, anytime,
any branch of service
(so long as you fought for our side)

All of November!
(includes your cart fee)

Bring a pal and they only pay
(if they play with you)

We will have the
Tally Board
up and running to see
who wins the coveted
Armed Services Award

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Marathon Golf
Our replay rate is only $20

no matter what you paid
for your 18-hole round...
let the shop know that
you want to keep playing
and give us $20 and play til dark

we will even throw in the cart

fine print:
Bonus rounds at Saddleback for purchasing the Mesquite Trip
expire the day before the trip.
Vets: Please bring in proof of your service.
If you do not have a DD214, bring us something equally appropriate.
We have no idea what that means.
KISS ARMY and Salvation Army do not count as actual service members,
though admirable.
There is no such thing as the Saddleback Armed Services Award.
We will pretend that it exists until someone asks to see it
and then we will pretend to not find it.
Please don't ask to see it.
Replay is good for 'same day' only.
You can't come in and tell us you played this past June
and want to play for $20.
It ain't happenin'.
See ya on the links!

Vets, Let's, Bets, and Pets

Vet Special

If you are a veteran
and you fought for our side... 
here is your deal

All of November

Vets' special
Green Fee and Cart
(same as last year)

Buddy of a Vet, Deal
(playing with a vet)
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Holiday Party? 

(Grampa Bardeen punkin' carving of Manning getting sacked)

Rent our Pavilion for your party!
Great rates
Book your party now
Call Lanna at 720.937.3375
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Mesquite Trip 2015
March 25-28

3 nights hotel
3 rounds of golf

Sign up now
and get
a comp green fee and cart
at Saddleback

We don't make a penny coordinating this trip...
we do it cause it's phun

Lady Friendly!
This is a great trip for everybody.
Matter O Fact: The first 2 to sign up for 2015 trip
were 2 ladies that went last year.
Couples are welcome!

What happens in Mesquite...
is pretty safe to talk about later!

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 Free Junior Golf Day!
Green fees and cart

November 2nd and 9th

Details in next week's email!

Fine Print:
Vet's need to bring a copy of DD214 to participate (or similar)
If you have no idea what a DD214 is...
you are a veterinarian.
Bring in a catscan of a dog, just because we love the irony.
(that joke still rocks and we will use it over and over)
Grampa Bardeen didn't actually send us a carving of Manning getting sacked,
but we didn't know how to rotate the picture he sent
and that was the only joke we could think of.
You think you can do better?
Leave a comment on our facebooks, Wisenheimer!
We know that the Free Junior Golf Day is actually 2 days.
What do you think...we are stupid er somethin?
Don't answer that.
See ya on the links!

Serving Your Addiction Since 2001

November Vet Special

we are famous for this little rascal

Our Vet Special
is for the whole month of November

NOT just one day

The deal rewards our Veterans

Watch future emails for details

the deal is soooo secret,
we can't talk about it, yet

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Grampa Bardeen's
Senior Special

100, minus your age=your green fee

This green fee is for as many holes
as you can play in one day

You don't even have to remember how
many you played...

Grampa called us this past week
(he thought he was ordering a pizza, we didn't have the heart to tell him)

He told us you can
save $5 
on his punkin' carvin' kit

just type in code:
at his website

Click on Grampa's face
to go to his website
and to order!

Don't forget to send us pics
of your jack-o-lanterns
to win some cool crap

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Fall 'Time-Suck' Pass

Time is running out


Unlimited green fees


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Got Party?

We have the venue

For a good time...

call Lanna

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fine print:
We really haven't worked out the particulars for the VET special
and lied that it is top secret.
We just don't know what we are going to offer this year.
It is always a winner with our Vets.
We will be sure to include a special for the buddies of vets, too.
If you would like to add a cart to your Time-Suck Pass,
add $75 to the total and voila, you got it.
Seriously, if you are looking for a good time, Lanna is your gal.
If you are afraid of girls, call Whitey for an equally good time.
See ya on the links!

Grampa Bardeen's Senior Golf Special

Senior Golf Special


"Eww...  it's all right"

World famous 
Master Punkin' Carver
John 'Grampa' Bardeen 
was in last week and suggested...
Saddleback should have
a senior special that's more like our
*Pay Your Age Special*
(for the 20-somethings)

His idea...
The difference between your age
and 100 is your Senior green fee

We said.... OK!

We are going to take it
one step further
and say that that green fee
is good for
as many holes
as you can play in one day

if you are looking for a great
family activity for Halloween,
pick up some of
Grampa Bardeens'
Pumpkin Carving Tools
at a retailer near you

Submit pictures
of your finished projects
to Saddleback
and we will reward select winners
with some cool prizes...

or don't, we don't care
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Fall Golf Pass

Unlimited golf



Add unlimited cart

Fine Print:
If you watch the shot of Grampa Bardeen,
he is actually saying "...like Scarface..."
but we thought that was a bit weird
for a golf email and made you think he said
"Eww, it's all right"
Cart fees still apply because it makes us giggle when we see
the moths fly out of your wallet.
Like Mr Bardeen's promo idea,
if you have a great idea for a promo or special,
let us know.
It sure helps us out and gives us more time to drink and take naps.
We have told you before...
the beauty of the TIMESUCK golf pass is that you fit golf into your schedule
and not the other way around...
if you only have an hour, play 4 or 5 holes.
If you have a whole day to yourself, play 40 or 50 holes.
it fits your schedule!
That's it.
See ya on the links!