Most Cheerful Course in the Universe!
Word to the wise:
Don't tell anybody about this or
we could be overwhelmed with
too many players
and you might have to play
amongst a bunch more riff-raff.
Also, who are the other 6?
We are plotting their demise.
We'll show 'em cheerful!
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Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too.
BYW: We were 7th in the U.S. and not the universe.
Sorry, about that little lie
Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week.
If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz,
we will comp you a draught just for playing.
Offer ends August 2nd
cause we are really good at losing lists...
We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow.
It's just a $5 beer,
but think what a good student you would have been
those 7 years you spent in High School
if you had been rewarded with beer!
See ya on the links!