Can't take my eyes off you!

Can't Take My Eyes Off You
(GOLFBALL)

 

1) Keep your head down

2) Light grip pressure
(like you are holding a live bird)

3) Book a tee time


www.saddlebackgolf.com

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Lesson package
DEALS of the week...
only a couple of spots remaining
Call Scooter for times and pricing
970.556.8278


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Golf:
time well spent!

 
Hey, Dad!

Don't waste this opportunity

Teach her this silly game you love 


You will cherish these moments
with her and her children


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DID YOU KNOW?

There is a great health payoff
when you play golf
 


Check this out!!!

If you carry your clubs 
the added weight or resistance
will give you round
a huge calorie-burning boost.
An average-sized man
walking and carrying his clubs
 18 holes will burn 
1,442 calories 

 
If you use a PULL CART
you will realize similar benefits
in the number of calories you burn.
18 holes will burn 
1,436 calories

 

If you take a RIDING CART
Your 
caloric burn will take a dip,
but the results are still significant

18 holes will burn 
822 calories


If you did nothing else...
no need to change your eating habits
and played golf with a cart
(only once/week)
you could trim off 10 pounds


Wanna lose 20?
Play 2 rounds/week

 

Fine Print:
Were you or are you singing (or humming) the song
'Can't Take My Eyes Off You'?
If yes, you are not alone.
If no, it's a song your parents know!
Have them sing a few bars for you.
It's like heaven to touch, I want to hold you soooo much...
Scooter only had 4 spots left for this week's lesson program
when we wrote this crap...
hopefully you get a spot before they are gone.
Dads: TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THIS GAME!
You will not regret that decision until she
starts gambling with you and she wins all the bets!
If you are a little husky and love being a little husky... Bravo!
We are not pushing a skinny agenda on you,
but we realize that some folks are struggling with body issues,
can't find a phun workout routine,
and would just like to lose a couple of L.B.s
We applaud/support those efforts with this information.
It is a tough row to hoe.
We didn't just make this caloric stuff up to sell some golf,
we actually read (yeah, a couple of us can read)
Dr Wolkodoff' caloric study specific to the game of golf.
With that...
See ya on the links!

Get out and play!



Get out and play


Everyone should enjoy this silly game we love
regardless of inherent skill or ability

Adapt the game to you...  for a lifetime of phun!
Sommer' Lessons have begun!
(not a misspelling of Summer)

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Now would be a great time to
re-post our frost delay program




Never before
have you been rewarded when
Mother Nature messes with your tee time


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Joke of the week:
(From PK Dearmon)

Golfer:
"I'd move heaven and earth
to break 100 at Saddleback."


Saddleback' Superintendent:
"Try heaven;
you've already moved
most of the earth."


If you have a joke for us...
send it to ROBO by simply responding to this email
If we use it we might give you some free crap!


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In case you haven't heard...

ProV1

range balls 

coming soon


Practice with the best...
even if you ain't!

Thanks to our sponsors

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DID YOU KNOW?
Our best 18-hole tee time packages
can be found online


 
Click on the pic to go to our homepage
then
Click on the "Book A Tee Time" button
You can shop by time or price!
(all in the comfort of your undies)

Hint: Avoid the PRIME times for the most humungustest of deals


fine print:
we really didn't misspell Summer.
Our PGA guy's last name is Sommers.
Perhaps he misspells it.
Adapting the game of golf is easy if you get rid of some antiquated rules.
It doesn't matter how you get there....just get there!
Adaptive golf is available at all levels.
Contact Scooter Sommers for more info 303.833.5000
We will let you know when the ProV1 range balls arrive.
Holy cow is this gonna be cool!
See ya on the links 

HellaGood Info

Below is a 'snapshot' of our
online GOLF package savings

Checkout YOUR rate by 

CLICKING HERE 
(our home page)

and then click on 'BOOK A Tee Time'
Remember: Sunset isn't til about 7:30

Rates as low as
$26 

(18-holes, with cart)

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Bids for our new clubhouse


We will be taking SUB' Bids
as early as the 1st of April


for particulars
contact Lanna
(sort of rhymes with banana)


720.937.3375

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MESQUITE TEE TIMES CHANGE!!!
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY TEE TIMES
ARE CHANGED TO
"15 MINUTES EARLIER"
THAN EARLIER POSTED

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We had a request to re-post
this stupid video
Here ya go!
Click on the pic!

 
some things.... we ain't so good at



FINE PRINT:
We will be introducing 'dynamic pricing' to our online booking.
What is Dynamic Pricing?
Thanks for asking.
It is like the pricing model that the airline industry utilizes.
The further out you book your tee time, the more you save.
Plus, If you book through our site and not some flabby 3rd party site,
you will get the absolute best deal.
If you are a sub-contrator and want to bid your professional services
to build our new clubhouse,
we gotta let you know that our customer's
have a leg-up in this bidding process.
Plan Set will be available April-ish.
Scooter is finalizing the plan for the 50 and 100 ball challenge.
We will keep you abreast of that progress as we get it.
Good Luck!
See ya on the links!


 

Time Well Spent! ...the game you will play with your kid's kids.

Please
don't miss this chance

the game you will love
with your kid's kids! 


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The course could be open
as early as tomorrow
(noonish to mid-afternoon)



Call the shop 303.833.5000
or check course updates
on our homepage
www.saddlebackgolf.com

 
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Scooter's Super Golf Challenge Contest


100-ball short game contest and analysis
and/or
50-ball long game contest and analysis

Specifics coming soon to a range near you!

Prizes awarded 
(as if playing better wasn't good enough)

FINE PRINT:
If you know of a course near you that is open or almost open,
give us a call so we can let others know.
Scooter is getting the contest particulars all finalized.
Watch for more info in future email blasts.
It should be a whole lotta fun and a whole lotta learnin'
all rolled into one fat little golf-learnin' burrito.
Sushi, for our Japanese friends.
Egg roll, for our Chinese friends.
Blintz for our Jewish friends....
(we are gonna stop there)
See ya on the links! 

 

Just some miscellaneous crap we are peddling!

Just for old people
and their parents!

We can't golf...
let's have a stupid contest!





Here is your chance!
Come up with a funny
Fortune Cookie saying.
Put your entries on our

interwebs social page
or
just reply to this email
and we will post it for you.

(you know who you are)

If you click on the button,
it will take you there


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FOOTGOLF LEAGUES IN JUNE
TELL YER FRIENDS!


Check out Scooter's
'FootGolf in the snow'
vid

on our FootGolf website


Click here

fine print:
We have no idea what (if anything) we will give to the winner of our
fortune cookie game.
Probably nothing or some crap from a storage bin we are cleaning out.
One man's trash...is still a bunch of trash, usually.
The pavilion renovation is coming along pretty nicely and should be open soon.



If you are going to Mesquite, don't forget about our gathering
this Friday (March 6) at 6pm.
We will hand out some tee time rosters and news about the party in Nevada.
The Nevada party will be after the Canyons' round (Friday, March 27th) at 7:30pm
DId we mention we are picking up the tab for food & beers?
We will also have a games/rules sheet handout for Nevada golf
at this Friday's hootenanny.
See ya on the links! Hopefully!

Golf this week in Colorado is gonna look a little different



We are gonna be snow covered
for a while

Don't forget to check our
scrolling news feature on our homepage

www.saddlebackgolf.com

for course conditions

(we update it frequently throughout snow days)

Even if we ain't open...
we will let you know who is


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YOU MAY already BE TOO LATE!
and that makes 'cute blonde girl' mad

www.3CourseDeal.com

the deal ends when SOLDOUT
or no later than Sunday at 4pm


PERIOD!

fine print:
we really will let you know who is open around Colorado
when things get more Spring-like.
If you are reading this and you work at another course
(we know you spy on us! and NO we are not paranoid)
give us a buzz and we will let callers know you are open.
If anyone is aware of an opening that we aren't aware of, give us a jingle.
HEY, we are golfers too!
The 3 course offering will, in all likelihood, sell out
before the 4pm Sunday time.
The number of passes is limited
and sales have exceeded even our PollyAnna expectations.
See ya on the links!

3 Course Deal, Mesquite Pairings, Men's Club Crappola

3 Course Deal
goes on sale this Friday
at 9am
 

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Men's League Thursdays



Pre-season warm up has begun
(weather permitting)

Official season kicks off
April 2nd

Buy your Thursday League Pass
and save about 30%
on your green fees and cart
(24 weeks)

Walking Pass
$360

Cart & Green Fee Pass
$535

The Thursday Mens' League
is a 9-hole league
(Weekend 18 hole tourneys, too)
that allows you to play
'when you want'
not just a block of tee times
that don't fit your schedule!

If you want to play at 6am,
that is ok.
If you want to play at 6pm,
that is ok, too.
Any time in between is also ok.
All you need to do is
play with another 'Leaguer'
to attest scores

Oh sure, there are a couple of monkeys,
but they know who they are!

For more info:
MENS_LEAGUE_WEBSITE
(CLICK)
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fine print:
The 3 course offer will probably sell out before 4pm on Sunday.
Do not wait, or you might get shut out.
The link to purchase goes LIVE at 9am Friday.
HEY MESQUITERS!!!
Check your emails and the website over the coming weeks
for particulars on the games that will be offered.
ROBO will be at the Palms for the first group.
If you want in the skins games for Thursday and Friday,
you will need to give ROBO $40 cash.
No checks... No credit cards....cash!!!
This $40 will get you in both days of NET skins.
There will be no gross skins game.
Maximum handicap will be 36.
It is a voluntary game.
If your tee time needs to be changed,
feel free to contact someone on the list to swap.
ROBO will not do it for you.
He tried to give everybody an early, a mid, and a late tee time for the 3 days.
Remember: your comp green fee and cart at Saddleback expire March 24th.
See ya on the links!