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Cocktail Recipe With Josh Giovanni

COSMOPOLITAN
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LEAGUE INFO

Himses     Herses

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Like sweater folding?
Like working a lot of hours?
Like working for very little money?
Like free golf at the worst times?
Like seeing the same people every day?
YES?
HAVE WE GOT A JOB FOR YOU!
We are hiring proshop staff
(hope we didn't oversell it... it ain't all that great!)
Click on the flag to apply
or don't we don't care
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What's on the menu?

Kidz eat fo' free on Tuesdays
Prime Rib Wednesdays
Fish-Fry Fridays

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Sale ends Tuesday!

For more lesson(s) information
Click the pic! 

FINE PRINT: 
Thanks to G.O. for filling in for Josh while Josh was at his parole hearing.
Congratulations to Josh... it looks like the parole went through.

Leagues have started.
Some of the orneriest guys and gals you will ever meet
and wanna hang out with
or totally avoid outside of your league.

THE TAVERN menu is ever-changing cause we like to change it
There! We said it!

Check out all of Paul McQuade…

Dribble-Off Those Bobby Brooks and throw on your golf shorts

How to make
Moscow Mule


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ON SALE NOW



Fine Print:
We are also hiring shop staff for the season.
Click on the pic to go to our APPLY page on our website.
If you can't complete this easy assignment, we can't help you.
You would be a perfect fit, though.

Look up Dr Wolkodoff's study about caloric burn golfing.
(or don't... we don't care)
It is pretty interesting that you can have fun golfing
and still burn a huge amount of calories.

 See ya on the links!
a piece of advice even if she is a little brat, you (probably) won't regret it
* * * * * LEAGUES? We got em! April is the official kick off Pre-Season has begun INFO: MENSWOMENS
* * * * * Mark your calendars! (or don't ... we don't care)
* * * * * MESQUITE RESULTS Thanks everyone who participated Day monies should (SHOULD!) be available on Tuesday-ish Call the shop before you make a special trip It's only money!



FINE PRINT: We are sort of pooped! Make up some stuff, would ya?
See ya on the links!

Long haired freaky people

Click the pic for an application print it out fill it out  bring it out
* * * * * when we opened the restaurant we started at the bottom  and now we are proudly a little above the bottom

* * * * * GOLF LEAGUES are kicking off SOON! For info: MENSWOMENS
Men's League begins Thursday, March 16 Women's League begins on Wednesday, April 5th
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This is a great deal for NEWBIES! If you know of a beginner or someone who may want to learn the game... Watch your email for availability (or don't, if you don't like people)
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We have prepared a video to help you understand what the kids are talking about
LEARNING "MILLENNIAL-SPEAK" 101



fine print: Send that lazy bum of a kid in for a job. We have shifts that don't start til after noon. They can easily be awake and out of bed by then. Probably. <

Golf Joke of the week

A friend of ours passed away this past golf season.
His name was Charlie
We were surprised when Charlie called the proshop from heaven
He asked for one of our other best customers (who happened to be in The Tavern) His name is Joe
We put Joe on the line and Joe put the call on speaker for all to hear
"Hey Joe... this is Charlie and I just wanted to let you know that there is golf in heaven"
"Wow, that's awesome buddy!" exclaimed Joe
"Glad that makes you happy... I put you in our foursome for next Tuesday"
Have fun Joe!
BTW: Tuesdays is "Old Turd Tuesday" $37 includes:

Turn the world on with a smile

NEXT SUNDAY SOMEONE WILL WIN
FREE GREEN FEES FOR ONE YEAR


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It's BACK

online sales begin at 9am on February 10th
Limited quantities. This deal may sell out before Sunday' deadline.
3 rounds, 2 courses, 1 low price
3PLAYDEAL.COM

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When you have the opportunity to write this stuff
and your boss never really proofreads it...
you can write whatever you want
To my first crush!

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Just for phun...click below for
12 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD 
DEFINITELY DATE AGOLFER!​

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GOING TO MESQUITE?
There have been a couple changes
CLICK HERE TO SEE


 Fine print: 
to be eligible for the 365 days of green fees giveaway 
you will be given a wristband at halftime while you are in THE TAVERN.
​(it proves you were really here)
The drawing will be in the 4th quarter or when the chubby lady sings. 
If you are NOT in THE TAVERN and your name is drawn, you are NOT eligible to win.
We will draw names until a winner is chosen/present. 
 This prize is not transferable and may not be sold or exchanged for goo…