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Golf Terms Glossary

We came across this great link from
PGA.COM that may prove useful
in 'cocktail-talk' with golfers 

(especially if you are new to the game)

Just clic the pic
to go to the PGA site

Keep the link handy 
(or don't, we don't care)

Amaze your golf friends with how 
"smarty-pantsy" you are

We guarantee you will learn a couple
NEW terms that you can casually 
drop into a conversation

The fun in that?
Nobody at your table
(we envisioned you sharing drinks)
will NOT want to know
the meaning of the term(s)
you just used

They will be forced to go to the
Google-Machine to see
what you were talking about
they will have to ask you
what you just said...

YOU look like a genius!

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Our comment that 'you look like a genius' may be a bit of a stretch.
If your are too familiar with your friends they may realize
you have no idea what you are talking about,
they also read this stupid email,
you are just annoying.
Use your new powers of knowledge wisely.

We need wai…
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Happy Hour and a couple of jokers telling jokes


available on all the days
that end in 

(why not?)

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We have 2 new jokes for you...
from a couple of our favorite jokers!

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We had some inquiries about our
5 and 10 play passes

We really did...
so don't go thinking we just
threw this crap in here to
sell you stuff

5 or 10 Play Passes


How much do they cost?
The 5-play pass is $250
The 10-play pass is $450

When can I use the pass(s)?
Any day that ends in 'Y'
(we seriously just over-used that joke in one email)

Can my friend use a punch?

Does the pass include
cart and range?

Yes, both!

What if I walk and/or don't want
to hit range balls?

We won't make you do either

May I buy more than one pass?
Yes, but each card
can only be used by the cardholder

and they expire 365 days from purchase

we just accidentally spelled 'print' wrong 
and we chose to leave it misspelled 
just to mess with some of you. 

We really giggle when you send us our typos. 
Sometimes, not always, we…

Golf in the dark. What could go wrong?

 golf in the dark

Dinner kicks it off at 7pm
ribs, carnita taco bar,
cole slaw,
house-made ancho potato chips,
brownies for dessert

At about 8:30 we will head out
onto the course

We will be golfing on holes
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9
avoiding hole #4

Dependent upon course set up
it may be reduced to 6 or 7 holes
for your safety

We encourage decorating your cart
(and yourself )
with glow necklaces and lanterns.
It will keep you a little bit safer
and it is really fun

We  occasionally reward
the best decorated cart
with a special prize.
We aren't saying we will,
but we are saying we might

You will want to bring:
mosquito spray

We will play in 6-somes
because it is more social

and you need to work on your social skills

Call the shop to pay/register

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 Happy Hour 

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ViDeO JOkE of THe DaY!

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Need something to do tomorrow?


Don't ask for substitutions for GlowBall Dinner cause

Fireworks you little firecracker

We have 3 package options available
for the 4th of July festivities

Option #1 

Dinner at 7:00 in The Tavern
Out to the course at 8:30 to view fireworks

No children's discount
No special dietary requests can be accommodated

Option #2

Dinner at 8:00 in The Tavern
Reserved Terrace Seating (Patio)

No children's discount
​No special dietary requests can be accommodated

Dinners for #1 and #2
Choice of Prime Rib or Grilled Salmon,
Kale and Brussels Sprouts Ravioli.

 salad choice 
House or Spinach

dessert choice 
Strawberry Shortcake,
or Banana Foster Sundae,
or Brownie Sundae 

There is no discount for children
for Options  #1 and #2

Option #3
$15/child 10 and under

BBQ Buffet in The Pavilion
Reserved Seating Area at The Pavilion
BBQ Ribs
Chicken Tenders
Pulled Pork Sliders
plus, lot's of fixin's
No special dietary requests can be accommodated

All prices include tax and gratuity

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It's golf in the dark

Dinner kicks it off at 7pm
Enjoy some ribs, t…

Fathers day in 2 weeks

Fathers Day in 2 weeks

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9 & Dine
Sunday June 11
Couples golf and dinner
Click the pic for more info:

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​Junior Golf Camps 
are teeing off!
if you need more info:

or, text: Paul at 970.556.0873 to register

or, if you need some short game help...
​the short game series begins June 10th
the short shots, not the short people

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It's time to be diligent about greens repair
it only takes about 10 seconds

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(...and a dishwasher)
If you are a musician and have a group
or just a solo act, get in touch with us 

We are booking musical talent for the July-Sept gigs at

If you also can do dishes let us know

Dad really wants to golf on Father's Day.
Call the shop to prepay for you and Dad's round
and then meet up with family for dinner in THE TAVERN
when you finish your rounds.

The 9&Dine schedule is subject to updates
so check back occasionally for these updates.

Get your kids heads out of their APPS!

WHUH? Just $40 for the whole family? Yup! Book your tee time up to 2 weeks in advance First booked-First to the tee Cart rental only available for adult drivers UP TO  9-holes! Juniors are under 18-ers 6pm nightly*

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​Thank you
for all the great golf stuff
you donated to the
Pine Ridge Thorpes golf team
for the kiddos on the reservation

​Surf the Earth
Just $26/round
Available for FootGolf, too!

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Fine Print: *Family golf may not be available on busy tournament days. Walk-ons will be placed in order of bookings and may be paired with others to maximize the use of these available times. It is not available before 6pm (e.g. 5:45) so stop asking. There is no guarantee of 9-holes completed. It is for "up to" 9-holes of golf. No raincheck will be available for this crazy rate. Absolutely no children will be issued a cart. Adult drivers only. A 5th player may be added to your group for just $5 more. Additional cart fee (if required) is $11. We will allow 5-somes for the Family…

Stuff you should know

You better not forget the gal 
who was in labor 
for 27 hours 
trying to push out your big melon head

tomorrow! * * * * *
Wednesdays-starting this week!

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(of all ages)

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Rentals are just $26/round
(available for FootGolf, too)
Click the pic to get your new-rider waiver signed
and start surfing the earth!

Fine Print:
Sorry about the 'melon head' comment but we have seen your baby pics.
Holy Cow!

The Ladies' Lunch and Learn is always subject to cancelation due to inclement weather.
Paul McQuade is sort of a fair-weather golfer, too,
and won't have you out there when the weather is poopy.
Yeah, we just said poopy!

Why the dinosaurs?
Kidz love dinosaurs!
...and we are hoping to have the CGA inflatable dinosaur out for the kidz event.
We should have our T Rex there, as well.
Plus, we got a deal on the dinosaur graphic.
It was almost a scary clown theme.

If you are wanting to rent a GolfBoard you must sign the waiver
and go through a quick test-run at the course.