Yipee Ki Yay, Mister Falcon!

Absolute Auction


We are auctioning off
some premium sets of clubs

TaylorMade and Ping
Rental Sets

NO RESERVE!!!

Minimum bid is $10

$10 increments

9 full sets (includes bags)
Bid at the clubhouse

Highest verified bids at
5pm
Sunday, May 25th
Win!


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Looking for something
for Junior

to do this Summer?
(besides bug you for 87 days in a row)


Click on his picture
for information to
Sommers' Junior Program

 
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FOOTGOLF
has arrived!




and we love it

We hosted about 200
FootGolfers
for our Grand Opening
of Colorado's first
public FootGolf course

Thanks, to everyone who came

Watch for picture posts
on our Facebook page.

If you have some pics, post 'em
You could win fabulous cash and prizes

FootGolf is open daily at 2pm.
Call for a FootGolf T-time.
(No times available on Thursday)
$15 for 18 holes of FootGolf


Fine Print:
Auction clubs are full sets from our inventory.
Bidders must be verified by a staff member.
Your bid is a binding contract to purchase.
Remind our staff that they need to verify your bid.
They rarely read this crap. Thanks, for doing their work for them.
Treat yourself to a beer if you had to remind them to verify your bid.
If you want another link to Sommers' Junior Lessons click here
FootGolf posts to our facebook page may,
or may not, win some prizes.
I can tell ya right now there will be no cash.
Bring a group of 16, or more, and play for just $10/player
Wanna play more than 18?
'Repeat 18' is only $5

 

PuGrilla or FootGolf? Coolest hybrid?

PuGrilla 
used to be the coolest hybrid....
Now it's
FootGolf

 

...ready for play on
Tuesday

Grand Opening
FootGolf Party!!!
Friday, April 18th
4pm-dark

if in outfit* you get
comp FootGolf green fee,
Cart,
Dinner & Drinks


FootGolf tee times
will be available daily
(except Thursdays)
from 2pm

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Congrats to Brett Cain
Brett won our NCAA bracket
(95.7% whew)
and 30 days of green fees
beginning Monday
ending May 14
th



Fine Print:
* To qualify for comp FootGolf green fee, cart, dinner and drink,
you must be wearing an ascot hat,
argyle socks, Knickers, a soccer uniform
or any combination of these.
Comps not available to Family Passholders
Rates apply $15 walking, $23 riding.
See ya on the links!

FootGolf opens Tuesday April 15th. Party on the 18th. Yee to the Haw!

FootGolf is here!!!

We will be open for play
on Tuesday April 15th


Grand Opening Party

Friday April 18th
4pm-dark

Free:
FootGolf
food and cocktails

for anyone wearing
a soccer uniform
or
 argyle socks
or
An ascot golf hat
or
 knickers
(or some combination)

Not in an outfit?
$15 walking
$23 Riding


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Like Golf and Good Beer?
Yes!
We have the tournament for you!
No?
You need to reevaluate your life.
On June 28th
Saddleback will be hosting
the FIRST EVER local beer tournament!!
Breweries from all over Colorado
featuring:

EARLY REGISTRATION
HAS BEGUN
Individual- $79
(Pass holders pay only $29/player*)
4-some with
Designated Driver- $260
4-some with no DD- $315
(please arrange rides home)

Includes:
4-18 hole rounds w/cart
Beer samples at every other hole
Dinner
A magic show*
*subject to change... To a FIRE BREATHING SHOW!!!

THIS IS NOT A FUNDRAISER
We are not using this money to raise awareness for feline obesity, 
nor to help depressed dolphins off the coast of Australia.
We just really like beer and golf; like, a lot.
This tourney is not meant to get you white-girl-wasted.
Think of it like a wine tasting,
but with less politics and more mulligans. 


Give alex or michael a buzz to register 
303.833.5000
Fine Print:
Free FootGolf, food, and cocktails
not available to FamilyPass holders.
All other passes are eligible.
First come first served.
FootGolf t-times are not available:
Thursdays (all day), nor Sat/Sun (mornings)
*FamilyPass discount for Beer Tournament is $1
(must pay $78/player)

See ya on the links!
 

April Fools Prank

Do you have what it takes to play the game?    

Actually...

All you need is a little money



and a little time


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April Fools' Day is Tuesday



We want you to play a prank
on our staff.

They are supposed to read this crap
but
they don't


Print this email and clip the coupon below.
Bring the coupon into the shop on Tuesday.

It is not really valid
for free green fees and cart, but,
our staff doesn't know that.
The staff code is phoney.
They won't find this code anywhere in our system.

After they fiddle with it long enough,
give them this portion of the prank
and tell them they owe you a draught beer.
This prank should only be good for one
of our staff at a time.
No guarantee there, either.

Who knows,
they may fall for it more than once! 


clip here
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

COMP GREEN FEE AND CART 


Spring into Spring with us!

Staff Code: S1ZCLV$$685?$
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If you have a prank recorded, share it on our facebook
Even if it isn't golf related!

fine print:

Have fun with the April Fool's prank.
We would love it if you had an accomplice record the prank.
We would love to post your recording on the Saddleback facebook page.
Sorry, the prank offer is not available for the Family Pass.
How dumb is: Spring Into Spring With Us
See ya on the links!

Women Are Just Like Men... Just 23% Cheaper

WednesdayThursdayFriday
SPECIAL

Because a woman only earns
77%
what a man makes...


SHE Pays only 77% for HER:
Golf
Cart
Food and Beverages
Some Merchandise* 


this Wednesday,Thursday,and Friday


(March 26-28)

Fine print:
The WTF Special is for 'HERS' only.
SHE may not come in and pay for an entire group of HIMS.
If you are a HER you may only pay for other HERS.
HIMS cannot pay for HERS, just because HIMS are worth more.
Some merchandise is contractually not available for ANY discount.

We will only charge 77% of retail that which is *Not restricted by our manufacturers
The WTF Special is not available to pass holders...your special is built into your pass.
Also, this special is not available for the purchase of:
passes, gift cards, or other secret stuff that we haven't thought of.
Not only that, but
we reserve the right to totally renege on this stupid offer
because we probably didn't think it through as well as we should have.
Complaints should be held until next week when our bosses return.
'Til then, the lunatics are in charge, so nyah (tongue noise)
See ya on the links!

What's a Grecian Urn? and NCAA Brackets

Q:
What's a Grecian Urn?
A:
About 200 Drachmas a week!
That was stupid

Don't YOU be stupid

Play Saddlebacks'
2014
NCAA BASKETBALL
GAME
It is
Phree and Phun
and you could win fabulous crap!

HERE IS HOW TO PLAY
go to
espn.com
register
NCAA Mens' Basketball Fantasy games

Look for our bracket...
SaddlebackGolfers
Post your picks when the brackets open

Win some fabulous crap!!!

* * * * *
The winner of our
30 days of green fees
for
Best Swing?
Worst Swing?
contest



Brian Rohrick
ON THE LEFT....NOT THE CUTE GIRL
(WE THINK)


We noticed that Brian
is also a  Fan
and that is OK...
We will just talk slower
so he can understand.
Congrats, Brian!
Your 30 days of green fees
starts Sunday March 16th
and ends Monday April 14th

FINE PRINT:
THE NCAA BRACKETS
NEED TO BE FILLED OUT BEFORE THE FIRST GAME
ON MARCH 20TH.
DON'T WAIT TO  REGISTER.
DON'T CALL US CRYING IF YOU MISS THE DEADLINE
SEE YA ON THE LINKS!

Win 30 Days of Green Fees, or don't, we don't care

Win 30 Days of Green Fees

(or don't, we don't care)


 
Click on the facebook link
(above)

Answer this question

Of all your golf buddies....
Best Swing?
Worst Swing?

Keep in mind
they will probably fire back
at you!!!
We will draw a random winner for
30 days of green fees

Winning has never been easier!
(or some other stupid tag line you need to get you to play)
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FootGolf?



We are planning on being the first
FootGolf course in Colorado

If everything goes as planned
we will be open the FootGolf course
around April 15th
What is FootGolf?
Thanks for asking.
FootGolf is a fun hybrid of soccer and golf.
Players kick a soccer ball at oversized cups
and like golf
try to do it in as few shots (kicks) as possible.
It is played right on the golf course.
Won't it interfere with 'real' golf?
No.
Participants are expected to play at a pace of play
that 'all golfers' are asked to meet.
The participants of FootGolf will be reserving tee-times
just like our other golfers
and they will be expected to keep pace
with the group ahead of them.
The FootGolf course will only be available
at 'lesser-desired' times and will probably not
be available on weekend/holiday mornings.


Won't it damage the course?
No.
The FootGolf holes are positioned around the course
so as to utilize the fairways
and some of each hole's hazards
and still avoid the precious greens
that traditional golfers treasure like Faberge Eggs.
Also, when the FootGolf course is not open for play,
the oversized holes have specially designed covers
to accommodate traditional golf play
without interference.
Every FootGolf hole will be marked
to allow traditional golfers
a free drop away from any interference
that may occur from the FootGolf layout.
Finally, the FootGolf course will require
additional mowing from our greenskeepers
in the 'rough' areas of the course.
We have never heard anyone complain
that they wished we hadn't mowed down
a little more rough. 
Won't it mean more kids and non-golfers at the course?
Yes,
if we did it right.
So...unclench your butt cheeks
it will all be fine.

Need more information???
Give us a buzz...we'll make something up!


FINE PRINT:
Last week to enter the
WIN 30 DAYS OF GREEN FEES
Don't forget about our sweet Frost Delay Program
The longer the frost delay the sweeter the rewards.
Who does that?
Seriously, who does that?
FootGolf is gonna be pretty fun and hopefully draws
non-golfers and new golfers toward this silly game we love.
See ya on the links!