A Dyslexic Golfer Walks Into A Bra


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18-hole Golf Packages
Green Fee & Cart
(now through January 2015)


TimeWeekdayWeekend
7:00-8:00 am$26$29
8:01-9:00 am$46$53
9:01-11:00 am$50$57
11:01-11:59 am$46$53
Noon-close$26$29
 
To book a tee time
or check rates...

CLICK HERE
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Contest:
Final Week

Tell us the brand of golf club
this dog is hitting
and you will be rewarded with
a really awesome gift
(we will announce gift in next week's email)
Management is giving out a really nice gift
to everyone who plays.
Really!
You just said to yourself,
"Self... they are tricking me"!

No we're not

Put your answer on our FaceBook page
to play

(click)

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MESQUITE TRIP


March 25-28

$99 
reserves your spot
($480 dbl occupancy)

Don't forget about the
comp BONUS round at
Saddleback

TO REGISTER:
CLICK HERE



For More Info:
CLICK HERE

For absolutely no reason:
(it does nothing)
CLICK HERE




fine print:
Frost delay rewards based on scheduled time vs tee off time
Posted rates for Dec-Jan are for 18-hole green fees with cart
There is no additional discount for 9-hole play
There is no additional discount for walking
There is no way to stick out your tongue and blink one eye
Did you just try it?
For Winter course conditions: check out our scrolling news at
www.saddlebackgolf.com
If we are closed, we will try to let you know of any courses
in the area that are open
YEAH, we are that nice
See ya on the links!

ANIMAL TESTING and the golf industry

ANIMAL TESTING
AND THE GOLF INDUSTRY

THEY COULDN'T HIT IT EITHER!

CONTEST:
name the brand of club in the pic
and win some free crap from
Saddleback


To play:
enter your answer on our FaceBook page

 Saddleback Facebook
(click)

if we have more than one entry
we will give away multiple prizes
or maybe one really good one
from a random draw

Do you ever get the idea
we have no idea where this crap is going?
(us too)



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Buy Some Clubs
 For Cheap

Get Some Golf
For Free

We still have quite a few
golf clubs remaining
that include comp rounds
with club purchase


Visit our shop for great deals!
(or don't...we don't care) 

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FUGLY
Holiday Sweater Month
Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus
If you've the stones to wear it in public...
we will reward your brassiness
with a comp beverage after your round

We have already had a number of participants
that didn't even know we had a promotion running


fine print:
if you were mistakenly brought to our website under false pretenses
(thinking you were going to champion the animal testing revolt)
GOOD...our stupid plan worked.
If you are familiar with our antics and clicked through anyway...
welcome back, you sick puppy!
We try to get royalty free pics that we put on our web crap,
but sometimes we find a gem that we can't seem to pass up.
If you are the guy in the sweet xmas sweater,
or you know the guy...
give us a jingle cause he just won free golf for a year
(and you gotta promise not to sue for royalties)
See ya on the links!

December Golf, Army Wins, 3 Course Deal

December
18-Hole Rates Packages
(Rate quoted includes cart) 
TimeWeekdayWeekend
7:00-8:00$26$29
8:01-9:00$46$53
9:01-11:00$50$57
11:01-11:59$46$53
Noon-close$26$29

These rates are for 18-holes (with cart)
You don't have to ride and you don't have to play 18
There is no discount for walking
There is no discount for playing 9 holes

Stop looking for loopholes!


If you need more golf in one day...
Try our
REFUN Special
Add $20 to any above rate and play all day!!!


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ARMY WINS AGAIN!

(Navy sings their praises)

November Veterans' Special
2014

Army had 109
Players


Navy 85
Air Force 80

Coast Guard 52
Marines 50

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There is still time
to purchase the
3 course deal with
Saddleback
highlands Meadow
todd creek



 
click on the golf ball
to preview the offers

The sale ends Christmas Eve

 
Fine Print:
Is it rates packages, rate packages, or rates package?
We are pretty sure we can eliminate rate's package....
that is something completely different.
Of the other 2 choices??? Maybe we should call it package rates.
Yeah, from here on out (if we remember) it will be package rates.
The Mchale's Navy clip has nothing to do with Army...
we know that. What do ya think we are, stupid?
We also know that it is not Highland's Meadow...
that is an inside joke and only slightly funny, at that.
See ya on the links! 

Golf Gift Special goes on sale at midnight-ish on Black Friday

We buddied up with our friends at
Highland Meadows and Todd Creek
for an awesome
Christmas Gift Special 
at our 3 great courses


The package goes on sale this Friday
at one minute after midnight
BLACK FRIDAY!!!

These ain't no small packages ya know?

But...

Quantities are limited!!!
Don't wait too long

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Here are some more
Great Gift Ideas
Just a sample...
Come by the shop
to see it all

Clubs at deep discounts
plus
free rounds 


Fine Print:
we were gonna call it the Holiday Deal
but we didn't really think it through
and paid the royalties for the picture of the golf ball
with a Santa hat.
Not an easy transition to another holiday....so there ya go.
We get crap either way we go. If we say Merry Christmas we hear it,
if we say Happy Holidays we hear it.
Send us your thoughts, we won't read it
but you will feel better.
See ya on the links

 

Northern Colorado Black Friday Golf Deal

Northern Colorado Golf Experience

A Bunch of Ice Holes (will clear soon enough)

There are a few holes
in the ice and snow...

With a little bit of sun & wind
we can get back to
the bizness of golfin'
For course updates
www.saddlebackgolf.com


Check out the scrolling news
on our homepage
It is supposed to be updated daily by our staff 
(keyword in that last sentence: supposed)
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Super-Secret Holiday 
Golf Deal

All we can tell you at this time is...
it will include golf and gift cards at 3 courses 
and it is priced ridiculously low!

As a matter of fact...what you were looking to spend on
Dad's new clubs will get him 6 rounds plus 
gift cards for new clubs! 

This deal goes on sale on Black Friday

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Annual
Golf Trip to Mesquite

Now taking
$99 
deposits to hold your spot
for the March trip

Click Here
to reserve your spot!

If you need some more info
about the trip...


click on this dreamy couple

 
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LAST CALL...
to book your Holiday Party



We still have a couple
premium dates open

Call Lanna 
(sort of rhymes with banana)
720.937.3375
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fine print:
If we know of a local course that is open
(even if we aren't)
we will let you know.
Just give us a buzz, or check our homepage for Seasonal Updates.
The Saddleback' trip to Mesquite is guaranteed to be a doozie.
Your definition of doozie and our definition may vary slightly,
much like your definition vs our definition of 'guarantee'.
Army is winning the November Vet Special in rounds,
but some of the other armed forces are hanging in the fight.
It is only $29 for Vets to play all November (includes cart)
Thanks, for your participation and all the funny video clips.
Because 'Lanna' sort of rhymes with banana,
please don't add an extra syllable and call her La-Na-Na.
She hates that.
On second thought, do exactly that. La-na-na.
See ya on the links, when this crap clears!

Talk Birdie to Me

March 25-28
 We are heading up our
Annual Saddleback Golf Trip

to Mesquite



for just $480 you get 
3 (plus 1) rounds of golf
and 3 nights hotel

In January the rate goes up $100
Treat yourself !
 

You can drive to Mesquite
in about 10 hours
or
fly into Vegas and drive to Mesquite

(65 and 1/2 minute drive, longer if you drive like a putz)

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE TRIP

CLICK HERE
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Our Super Secret Holiday Golf Dealio

All we can tell you at this time is...
it will include golf and gift cards at 3 courses
and it is
 priced ridiculously low
 


As a matter of fact

what you were looking to spend on
Dad's new clubs...
will get him 6 rounds
plus gift cards
for new clubs!


check next week's email for updates
This deal goes on sale on Black Friday
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November Veterans' Special



$29
includes cart

NO RESTRICTIONS
except you gotta be a Vet and fought for our side
All of November 2014

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Have you booked your
Christmas Party?
Call Lanna
720.937.3375
before it's too late
fine print:
the bonus round for the Mesquite trip
is an anytime green fee with cart at Saddleback
that you gotta use by March 24th
Drive to Mesquite time calculated at 75 mph highway posted speed
and 82 miles from Vegas to Mesquite.
You may not care to have this much information, but
we actually had a guy who wrote us and told us
it was impossible to drive from Vegas to Mesquite in an hour...
so we did the math and there ya go.
Please add 6 and 1/2 minutes to our false claim.
Sorry that we lied...again.
Hopefully, you were planning on buying DAD some nice wedges or a putter
for Christmas and not like a $10 club out of a closeout bin.
If the latter is true, our deal aint that great of a deal...
get the crappy clubs you were gonna get.
See ya on the links!