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WHO HAS FIREWORKS and A HALLOWEEN PARTY?
WE DO!
$40 
includes:
Costume Contest (optional)
Appetizers
Fireworks Show
&
Country Music Show with
WYNN VARBLE


Wynn could best be described as
a comedian with a guitar

While he can write serious songs
like the award winning
"Have You Forgotten" by Darryl Worley,
or the light hearted #1 hit
"Waitin' On A Woman" by Brad Paisley,
he also has a way about him
for tapping into a raw sense of humor

  Some other hit songs you might recognize:
"A Little More Country Than That"
by Easton Corbin,
"Mom"
by Garth Brooks,
"Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind"
by Kellie Pickler,
"Sounds Like Life To Me",
"I Just Came Back From A War",
and "When You Need My Love"
by Darryl Worley.

Get ready for a great time
when you sit down to listen
to Wynn Varble tell his stories
and sing his songs

Some of the other artists
Wynn has had songs
recorded by, include:

Dylan Scott, Jewel, Lee Ann Womack…
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Golf Swing Lube

You are preparing for your round
and must choose your swing lube

What are you drinking?


Water?
Something athletic?
Something else?





If you are looking for post-round
swing lubes & nourishment
and there is a Bronco Game
or a Packer Game on....




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Because we are offering
all this swing lube crap...

Now we need some people
to prep it and serve it
click here for an application for employment

Fine Print:
swing lube!

Not a lot of fine print this time.
We reserve the right to add some more fine print
if you found some loophole we didn't anticipate.

See ya on the links!

#1 Golf Swing Tip (you win if you can do it)

Golf Swing Tip #1
Clear your mind and have one simple swing thought

YEAH RIGHT!




WATCH OUR VIDEO!

we wish it wasn't true, but it is

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Is it just us... 
does even the most mundane crap
sound cool when your buddy 
with an English accent reads it?



watch the vid

Our 
EnglishMan buddy tells you
about our new Fall hours for
THE TAVERN restaurant

Sounds boring, right?
Give it a look-see
Send us your FALL MENU ideas

(or don't... we don't care)

​Fine print:
Lessons will help, but you gotta lower your expectations.
You ain't never gonna be on tour.
Enjoy the game as best you can.
There, we said it.
It really can be phun.

THE TAVERN's new Fall hours kick off Monday.

Happy Labor Day!

See ya on the links!
ok, now we have used too many of these !!!!

Golf Terms Glossary

We came across this great link from
PGA.COM that may prove useful
in 'cocktail-talk' with golfers 

(especially if you are new to the game)




Just clic the pic
to go to the PGA site

Keep the link handy 
(or don't, we don't care)

Amaze your golf friends with how 
"smarty-pantsy" you are

We guarantee you will learn a couple
NEW terms that you can casually 
drop into a conversation

The fun in that?
Nobody at your table
(we envisioned you sharing drinks)
will NOT want to know
the meaning of the term(s)
you just used

They will be forced to go to the
Google-Machine to see
what you were talking about
OR
they will have to ask you
what you just said...

YOU look like a genius!

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TOMORROW!


FINE PRINT:
Our comment that 'you look like a genius' may be a bit of a stretch.
If your are too familiar with your friends they may realize
you have no idea what you are talking about,
they also read this stupid email,
or
you are just annoying.
Use your new powers of knowledge wisely.

We need wai…

Happy Hour and a couple of jokers telling jokes

OUR HAPPIEST
HAPPY HOUR
s

HAPPY HOURS 
available on all the days
that end in 

'Y'
(why not?)

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We have 2 new jokes for you...
from a couple of our favorite jokers!






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We had some inquiries about our
5 and 10 play passes

We really did...
so don't go thinking we just
threw this crap in here to
sell you stuff



5 or 10 Play Passes

FAQs:

How much do they cost?
The 5-play pass is $250
The 10-play pass is $450


When can I use the pass(s)?
Any day that ends in 'Y'
(we seriously just over-used that joke in one email)

Can my friend use a punch?
NO

Does the pass include
cart and range?

Yes, both!

What if I walk and/or don't want
to hit range balls?

We won't make you do either

May I buy more than one pass?
Yes, but each card
can only be used by the cardholder

and they expire 365 days from purchase

FINE PRONT:
we just accidentally spelled 'print' wrong 
and we chose to leave it misspelled 
just to mess with some of you. 

We really giggle when you send us our typos. 
Sometimes, not always, we…

Golf in the dark. What could go wrong?

GLOWBALL NIGHT THIS   FRIDAY
 golf in the dark

Dinner kicks it off at 7pm
ribs, carnita taco bar,
cole slaw,
house-made ancho potato chips,
brownies for dessert



At about 8:30 we will head out
onto the course

We will be golfing on holes
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9
avoiding hole #4

Dependent upon course set up
it may be reduced to 6 or 7 holes
for your safety

We encourage decorating your cart
(and yourself )
with glow necklaces and lanterns.
It will keep you a little bit safer
and it is really fun

We  occasionally reward
the best decorated cart
with a special prize.
We aren't saying we will,
but we are saying we might

You will want to bring:
flashlights
mosquito spray
friends

We will play in 6-somes
because it is more social

and you need to work on your social skills

Call the shop to pay/register
303.833.5000

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 Happy Hour 



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ViDeO JOkE of THe DaY!

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Need something to do tomorrow?

JUNE 11 GAME: DIVORCE COURT
 (MODIFIED ALTERNATE SHOT)




FINE PRINT:
Don't ask for substitutions for GlowBall Dinner cause

Fireworks you little firecracker

We have 3 package options available
for the 4th of July festivities


Option #1 
$55/Person

Dinner at 7:00 in The Tavern
Out to the course at 8:30 to view fireworks

No children's discount
No special dietary requests can be accommodated


Option #2
$55/Person

Dinner at 8:00 in The Tavern
Reserved Terrace Seating (Patio)

No children's discount
​No special dietary requests can be accommodated


Dinners for #1 and #2
Choice of Prime Rib or Grilled Salmon,
or
Kale and Brussels Sprouts Ravioli.

 salad choice 
House or Spinach

dessert choice 
Strawberry Shortcake,
or Banana Foster Sundae,
or Brownie Sundae 


NOTE:
There is no discount for children
for Options  #1 and #2



Option #3
$25/Person  
$15/child 10 and under

BBQ Buffet in The Pavilion
Reserved Seating Area at The Pavilion
BBQ Ribs
Chicken Tenders
Pulled Pork Sliders
plus, lot's of fixin's
No special dietary requests can be accommodated

All prices include tax and gratuity

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GLOWBALL NIGHT

It's golf in the dark

Dinner kicks it off at 7pm
Enjoy some ribs, t…