Golf Digest and Husband Sitting


Rated Saddleback
 #7 
Most Cheerful Course in the Universe!

Word to the wise:
Don't tell anybody about this or
we could be overwhelmed with
too many players
and you might have to play
amongst a bunch more riff-raff.

Also, who are the other 6?
We are plotting their demise.
We'll show 'em cheerful!
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Fine Print:
Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too.
BYW: We were 7th in the U.S. and not the universe.
Sorry, about that little lie

Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week.
No restrictions!
If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz,
we will comp you a draught just for playing.
Offer ends August 2nd
cause we are really good at losing lists...
We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow.
It's just a $5 beer,
but think what a good student you would have been
those 7 years you spent in High School
if you had been rewarded with beer!

See ya on the links!

Golf Digest Rated us #7, Husband-sitting now available, 27-hole Deal


Rated Saddleback
 #7 
Most Cheerful Course in the Universe!

Word to the wise:
Don't tell anybody about this or
we could be overwhelmed with
too many players
and you might have to play
amongst a bunch more riff-raff.

Also, who are the other 6?
We are plotting their demise.
We'll show 'em cheerful!
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It'll get ya...
27 holes of golf 
(includes cart)
any time after 12 Noon
weekdays
(pardner)

TIME WELL SPENT!

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Fine Print:
Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too.
BYW: We were 7th in the U.S. and not the universe.
Sorry, about that little lie

Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week.
No restrictions!

27 holes for $50.
Not really anything funny 'bout that.
Except we get ta use a bunch uh really bad grammer.


If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz,
we will comp you a draught just for playing.
Offer ends August 2nd
cause we are really good at losing lists...
We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow.
It's just a $5 beer,
but think what a good student you would have been
those 7 years you spent in High School
if you had been rewarded with beer!

See ya on the links!

Murder Mystery Golf Night

CLICK ON THE POSTER TO PAY ONLINE

Itinerary:
Golf (shotgun)  5:13
Hors D'oeuvres  7:31
Dinner & Act 1  7:59
Murderer revealed  9:59


Because this event is limited to only 40 couples,
we encourage you to pay for your entire group
to ensure you all are able to participate!

Get two or three couples and play together


You may play as 6-somes
because THAT is more social


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If you play at Saddleback in 2015...

your 2016 Mesquite package
will be mo better!


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Looking for a unique way
to advertise your business?

 
FINE PRINT:
We cannot hold an unpaid spot for the Murder Mystery Golf Night.
Call your Pallies and get them to call the shop to register
OR
forward this stupid email to them.
If inclement weather does not allow for the golf portion,
the DInner and The Murder Mystery will still be held.
Even if it rains, you can still eat and The Show Must Go On!
Rainchecks will be issued for $36/couple for the golf portion
redeemable on future golf (or event).
No refunds.
"Ya spends ya monies and ya takes ya chances"

We will be offering sweeter deals for customers of Saddleback
on next year's Mesquite trip.
The more we see ya, the better the deal.
The little wooden artist's doll has nothing to do with nothing.
We are just working on some photoshop cut/paste skills.

Range sponsorship starts at just $2,000
An inexpensive and fresh idea to promote your business
Call ROBO (or don't)

See ya onthe links!

Need a Job? Got a Bidness you wanna promote?




We are hiring:
Cart Attendants
Outside Services
Food & Bev
ProShop Staff

 
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Looking for an inexpensive avenue
to get eyeballs on your bidness?

What would you say to 60,000 eyeballs?

 
Call ROBO!
(or don't)



Fine Print:
Funny thing is...
We are hiring this week and into next.
If you wait til next week, you are too late!
Nothing really funny about that, though.

Range sponsorship is for ProV1 range balls
We are getting a lot of great feedback on the program
You can attach your name to a great program.
Or don't... we don't care.

See ya on the links!



Mom's in the crap again & Murder Mystery at Saddleback

"Time Well Spent"
Give Scooter a call at
303.833.5000
for all the particulars
for the
Moms and Tots
Lesson Programs

(or don't, we don't care)

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Click on the poster to
REGISTER/PAY
for...





Click on the poster
to
Register/Pay

Fine Print:
Moms and Tots golf lessons are available NOW!
This is a great way to spend time with your little juvenile delinquents
and improve at the game we all love.
Plus, the "wee-ones" really love spending time with you.
Really!

The Murder Mystery Golf and Dinner Show
 is limited to only 40 couples.
If you are signing up, don't forget to tell your friends to register, too!
We will be playing as 6-somes (because THAT is more social) and score is not kept.
This is social and NOT COMPETITIVE!
If you have 2 other couples you want to play with, remind them to register.
Weather will not affect the dinner and show
(the show must go on!)
In the off-chance we get bad weather,
you will be issued a raincheck for twi-9 and cart (X2)
($36 raincheck)
which is applicable toward future golf or a future couples' event.
NO REFUNDS will be given for any reason!
If your schedule/circumstance changes, it is up to you to sell your spot.
Ok, that sounded a little harsh....
We will help you sell it, but we will promise/guarantee nothing!

See ya on the links!

Golf Crap


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Best seat in the house on the 4th
is at Saddleback


Come out and enjoy the fireworks show

Play some golf, too
(it's how we pay the electric company)


VIP SEATING
is a cart escort to the base of the
fireworks show

You can't get any closer unless you
are the goon with the matches

$25
(includes 2 draws and cart)

SIGN UP NOW!
(or don't, see if we care a piddly-pooh)

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'Summer of 69'
is our Marathon Golf Special

Just $69 for all day
(includes cart, baby)

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FINE PRINT:
VIP seating is probably the sickest firework experience you can have.
Picture fireworks so close that the display is wider
than your peripheral vision can handle.
True story!
Sorry if we offended the 'match-guy' and called you a goon.
It is just an expression to give a visual for our audience.
They now have that mental image of you.
If you look like their mental image of a goon... we apologize, again.
Also, we know you aren't using a match to light the fuses,
you probably have some fancy butane lighter

Marathon golf is fun and that's all we are gonna say


See ya on the links!

Happy Fathers' Day!!!

Happy Father's Day!



Click on the pic for a phunny video
(from the WCCvideo collection)

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4th of July Golf Special
Green Fee
Cart
Hot Dog
Apple Pie
Draught Beer

(for 2)
$120

Come see the
Fireworks Show
at 9:13

We are clearing
the course
at 8pm


Reserve a cart
(for 2)
and enjoy the show
from select seating
on the course


so close you can smell
the punk


 $25
(includes 2 beers)

Pass holders
save $5
which means
you pay only 

$20

(we did the math for you)

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Only 5 days left to register!

Beer tourney!

10 breweries
REPRESENTIN'

$300/foursome

Click on 'the suds' to register/pay


Fine Print:

Happy Father's Day! Really

We just made up that the fireworks begin at 9:13.
We have no idea when that crap starts...
we are just tired of you asking.

The Beer Tourney is really filling up.
You better get registered!
Or don't, what do we care.

See ya on the links!