FootGolf, Soccer Golf, call it what you want

This Friday
(August 29th)




is the first
FOOTGOLF ONLY
Friday Night Couples Night
2 FootGolf Green Fees
Cart
Dinner For 2
 $75/couple

5:15 shotgun kickoff

Dinner after the round
We need to know by Wednesday if you are playing

Also
Don't forget the September 5th
Comedian Night

$100
Golf (for 2)
Dinner (for 2)
&
Comedy Show (for 2)



Comedian Chris Voth has even
appeared on TV

(a lot ..if you count the many appearances on COPS!)

If you just want to come for the
dinner and show

$40/person

(We call it the NO GOLF OPTION)
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Did you know...

Saddleback
has a 9-hole evening rate?

Just
$12 (walking)
$18 (riding)

Tee Times start at 6pm
They fill quickly

Call now to book your 9-holes!
Seriously, Call Now!

*
fine print:
We need a minimum number of registered players for the
FootGolf Couples Night,
or we will be forced to postpone or cancel the event.
We have no idea wht dinner will be.
Call the shop and ask them what the dinner will be
and see how many different answers they can come up with.
Don't worry, they don't read this crap.
We are  hopeful that the comedian night is a hit,
we would love to do more of these.
It sure beats city traffic to see this caliber of a show.
Plus dinner? Plus golf? That's nuts!
Twi-9 at 6pm is available all year long,
even when sunset is at 4:30 (right around the corner).
We weren't serious about you having to call right now...
you are probably at work and shouldn't even be reading this email
while you are working for "The Man".
Stupid rules.
See ya on the links! 

Dicker, New Tee Receptacles, New Wedding/Event Facebook Page, 3 New Contests (whew!)

Let's Dicker! Special
We only do this once or twice a year

Don't miss your chance to
NAME YOUR PRICE FOR GOLF

Negotiate what you pay for your tee time
this Friday morning


*Make a lowball offer

*We counter

*We meet somewhere in the middle



Close the deal
(operators are standing by)
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Our New Wedding Page
on The Facebooks

Just click on the pic to view the debut pages
Apparently
some people feel that
the other facebooks stuff
is too silly.

We were arguing the point
when we were distracted
by this picture...



We pretty much lost the argument
at that point.

 
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Wanna win some free crap?

3 New Contests
Pick a game and go with it!

Game #1
 Mashup 
(A Word Game)

 
Make up a word from
'mashing up' other words

for example

 
Tee-brag
The guy who casually reminds you that he
has had honors at the box all day
Fugly
freakin' ugly (shot)
Goolf
the joker in your foursome

Funun
the guy you always get paired with
and wish you didn't


Gollible
the new guy that just makes up rules
that fit his 'fugly' game
(and thinks you believe him)


If you need some help
go to:

http://unique-names.com/word-mixer.php
throw in some words...
it will generate some phun mashups


Put your mashup words on our facebook page
or reply to this email
and ROBO will do it for you

You will get full credit on the facebooks
(and be entered to win)


*
Game #2
Skipper Contest

This game is an 'on-course' game
Next time you are at the course
try to skip a ball across a lake or pond

Put the video evidence on our facebooks

Win some crap!

Here are 3 examples:
(click below to view)

 
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Game #3
COMP CART GAME

We will Guess Your:
Age, Height, or Sex

If we don't get one of these correct
YOU WIN A COMP CART!

Fine print: (a ton of it)
"Close the deal" means you pre-pay for it.
Cancellations/refunds will be raincheck, only! 

Rainchecks good only towards future green fees, cart, range
NOT the deal you may have negotiated for for this Friday.
If you can't make it on Friday, the packaged deal is off the table!
The Dicker Deal must be paid for, IN FULL, when negotiations end.
We will not collect monies from your golf buddies.
If you trust them enough to show up, pay for them,
and YOU collect their portion.
If you want us to lie about what you paid...
we are more than happy to do that, though.
Operators are not really standing by... take your time.

It just dawned on us that the broken tee receptacles
may not impress you as much as they did us.
Sort of like when you show us pictures of your kids
or tell us about the 3 good shots you hit
on your way to break 150.
We are getting so many responses to the games via email,
we have decided to assist you and actually put it on our facebook
because apparently it is toooo difficult for some of you.
Yer welcome.
See ya on the links!

Let's Dicker!

Let's Dicker!
For Next Friday' Morning Golf
(August 22nd)

NAME YOUR PRICE FOR GOLF  

 
Here is how to play:

1)  Call the shop

2)  Make a lowball offer for
morning golf for you, or your group
(may be made for green fee, cart, range, or any mix/match)

3)  Our staff will counter your offer
(we fire a lot of employees after these horrible negotiations)

4) Negotiate the final cost

5) Pay for your deal



Once the deal is struck...
you must pay for your entire package

We ain't collectin' from your buddies!
We won't fall for that trick, again

 
* * * * *
GLOWBALL
This Friday
(August 15th)

This just in...

Dinner will be steak
(and some other crap)
There are only a couple of spots left
Dinner around 6:30
Golf at Dark

Moo
* * * * *
Saddleback Cart Girls Gone Wild!

If you haven't seen their latest video
CLICK ON THEIR PICTURE
 
fine print:
Dicker Deal must be paid upon successful negotiation.
No exceptions
Refunds will be rainchecks, only!
GOOD LUCK
The cow in this picture is not the one we will be serving for dinner,
but we bet he's related.
The cow is fine with this.
If you aren't... we will give you a salad-like meal,
but we will commit to nothing specific.
Cart Girls Rock!!!
See ya on the links!

Glowball and some other dumb s#!t

Glowball
Wanna Golf
in 
the dark?
Because glowball golf
in the day
would be stupid
(we will have to try it)

Glowball is this Friday

Dinner about 6:30ish
Golf at darkish
$100/couple

Don't forget about the
Chris Voth
COMEDIAN NIGHT
on September 5th!!!

or do, we don't care

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Running Of The Ducks
(a duck race love story)

The premiere race raised about $700
in its debut run, today

We would love to help your
event raise money, too!
Click on the Duck to see
todays' maiden voyage
* * * * *
Skipper Contest
Footgolf
1) Skip a soccer ball across one of our ponds
2) Upload video evidence on our facebooks  
3) Win fabulous cash and prizes we make up
(click on the picture above to see a failed attempt)

This just in...
We will offer the same reward for traditional golfers
Skip your golf ball across one of our golf hole lakes
provide video proof on the facebooks
Win some crap!

Golf hole lakes only!!!
* * * * *
Speaking of Contest Winners
remember, we were?
Congratulations! 

Ed Hovi and Mark Inglehart



You have won 30 days of green fees
for your entries on our facebook page

One was clever, one was at random
We ain't sayin' which was which...
you make up the story you want told!
Your 30 day clock started...
it ends on September 8th!
Some restrictions apply, deal with it!
Thanks

Fine Print:
Too tired for fine print
Make up some crap and stick to it
I just read that last line...ewww!
See ya round, chubby

Wedding Venue Booth... Nailed It!

We are heading to a Wedding Expo
and thought we would build a beautiful
little canopy for our pretty little booth...


Here is our inspiration
 


 
 
FREAKIN' NAILED IT!


Nice job, Jenelle!


BIG EVENTS at Saddleback like Glowball and Famous comedian-type people

Stop Monkeying Around 
call the shop
&
register for GLOWBALL



If you only golf once
in the dark...


CONTEST: we wrote that freakin' tagline like 4 hours ago
and can't think of a phunny punchline...

if you can come up with the perfect ending for our tagline

we will reward your genius
with 30 days of green fees! 

We will pick one winner at random
&
we will pick one that we think is the funniest

We won't reveal which is which
so that you can feel either really clever or really lucky
You choose

Write your tagline ending
on our facebook page to enter



Friday, August 15th
LIMITED SPACE
AVAILABLE

Dinner at 6:30
Golf at dark
$100/couple


includes: 
Dinner for 2
2 LED golf balls
2 green fees (9-holes)
 cart for 2 
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The next
BIG EVENT NIGHT
will be on September 5th

Saddleback presents
CHRIS VOTH
(as seen on TV)



We had Chris here about 5 years ago

Since then, he is all
'Mr Famous' 
(ewww!)
and has even appeared
on late-night television

Don't miss this really funny guy
FINE PRINT:
Passholders may purchase the Glowball package for $80/couple
Up to 6 golfers per group.
If you have 2 other couples you wish to play with 
let the shop know when you pay.
2 additional glowballs, per couple,
will be available for purchase the night of the event.
If you are a single, we will try to match up singles.
No guarantees of a match or a love connection...
that would be a different website
See ya on the links!

 

Murder, video, Fat City, SuperRobBlog

Murder Mystery Night
This Friday


Golf at 5:15
Dinner and Murder at 7:30
Are you clever enough to solve
Whodunnit!

There are only a couple of
spaces remaining
$120/couple
Call the shop, now!
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This weeks video:
Got Loft?
Have you ever wondered
if you have enough loft
on your club
to clear a bunker's edge
or
enough loft to clear
a tree in your target line?

Here is a quick trick
that will answer these questions


Just click on the picture to see video 
 
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Fun as 
[expletive]
Tournament

registration ends tonight!
32nd Annual
'Fat City Open'

Brought to you by
world-famous

Jerry D
Saturday, August 2nd
1pm shotgun
Golf, Dinner, and Live Music
$100/player

(or package deal)
$400/4 player team
Call Jerry D's to register
303.833.3469

Ask for the
Saddleback Email discount.
There isn't a discount which
really only makes it funny to us

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If you ever wanna see
what is going on
with the maintenance of our course...
visit our superintendents' page.
We call it the SuperRob Blog

SuperRob "Treehugger" Flemming
updates it frequently
and would love to share his
expertise with anybody,
even you!
Click here to go to SuperRob's Blog

 
Fine Print:
Wow! we really don't have much to fineprint this week.
How about a contest?
Put a picture of yourself in a saddleback shirt
or somewhere on the course
onto our facebook
and we will have a cool gift for you next week.
See ya on the links!