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I got a text this morning that woke me up about 10:30am Apparently, we have had some complaints that our bathrooms have toilet paper that is as harsh as the toilet paper used in prison bathrooms SO...  we will be getting some kinder/gentler toilet paper for your tender bottoms going into the new year It is sort of our way of saying  Merry Christmas! Look, it ain't Milton, but it's still pretty poetic * * * * * Q:  How are you supposed to segway into other stuff that's going on at Saddleback and The Tavern after talking about holiday toilet paper? A:  You just ask the question, as to, 'how to' segway into the next topic! Hopefully, that just worked... Did you know... Tuesdays  are  Street Taco  Days in The Tavern (well it is!) $1 tacos  all day dine-in only Wednesdays  are  Prime Rib  night for just  $19.95 Fridays  are  Fish Fry  Night &  STARTING IN JANUARY... every 2nd Friday of the month we will feed & entertain your kids  for free while you enjoy a nice

This week's info is designed to get you outta the house  (if even for just a brief time)   We have a ton of stuff coming up that is either free or SuperDooper bargain-ee Think of us as your own little Camp Granada (once it stops hailing your life will be fine) If that made no sense to you... ask your mom and dad or click here   ​for the YouTubes version of this American Classic Santa is at Saddleback next Saturday Free event  with a lot of activities for the kiddos  Write letters to Santa while attending or bring in letters already written and just hand 'em to the big fella There will be cookie decorating, cocoa drinking, picture taking... 9am-noon * * * * * We are cooking Christmas dinner TO GO $100  complete dinner for 8  Choice of Turkey or Spiral Ham Includes 3 sides and Dessert Limited quantities We sold out at Thanksgiving We will probably sell out again Call the shop & order yours today ​(or don't we don't care) 303.833.5000 * * * * * TACOS TUESDAY Some '

If winter ever really gets here your Green Fee, Cart, and Range Balls will cost no more than the outside temperature Yeah, it's stupid... Yer Welcome! Yeah, it's stupid... ​Yer Welcome! * * * * *   Mesquite Registration Only about 6 weeks left to register and pay Click on the pic to go to the secure registration page Do us a favor and give us your roommates' name in the NOTES section when you pay We will be putting up a Mesquite Info page on our website homepage because we have heard your cries and seen your tears * * * * * Santa!!! We got him He will be at the course  December 16th It's FREE and there are a ton of activities the kiddos can enjoy while they spend some time with the Big Fellar * * * * * COMING IN JANUARY DATE NIGHT FRIDAYS We want to give you a little alone time and we can capitalize on your desires to get away from your offspring even if it is for just a little while Beginning in January we will take care of your anklebiters   from 5-7:30pm the 2nd F

The  real  Santa will be at Saddleback Saturday, December 16 9am-noon Don't forget to bring your cameras and get a shot of your little tykes with the Big Guy Write Santa a letter while you are hanging out with him or bring in your letter  (that you have already prepared)  and save the price of a stamp Don't be naughty and come say hello This event is free for moppets of all ages (even the big ones) * * * * * Give yourself a gift  when you buy your special Goofball a gift $20 gift card for you $100 gift card for them  OR $20 gift card for them $100 gift card for you * * * * * MESQUITE TRIP March 2018 3 rounds of golf at  WOLFCREEK Falcon Ridge Palms 3 Nights Hotel stay CasaBlanca (that's Spanish for house-blanca) ​The round at Wolf Creek  includes lunch at the course  following the round  Don't forget to attend the COMP ​reception in the SkyDome Lounge Monday, March 26 5:00pm Register Here or don't... we don't care   * * * * * Even though our teams  are stinkin&#

THANK your cook with a treat this Wednesday night Prime rib Wednesday just $19.95 PLUS if you come out for Wednesday's Prime Rib we will knock $10 off your  Thanksgiving Day golf special What's the Thanksgiving Day golf Special, you ask? Thanks for asking... Thanksgiving Golf Special Just $39 play until you gotta leave Tee times available 9am til Noon Bring in your receipt from  Wednesday Prime Rib night and ALEXANDRA will give you $10 off this already mental golf deal click here to book If you need us to do the math... golf with cart is just $29 (with Prime Rib receipt) Thanksgiving day forecast: mid to upper 60's * * * * * Starts on Black Friday $20 gift card for you when you buy a $100 card * * * * * Mesquite Registration March 26-29 3 rounds 3 nights hotel Includes WOLF CREEK Limited to only 40 golfers or Call the shop 303.833.5000 or  Do nothing... like we care * * * * * VETERANS MONTH NOVEMBER continues... FINE PRINT: Just a quick note about the lady

Fireworksalloween ​ WHO HAS FIREWORKS and A HALLOWEEN PARTY? WE DO! $40  includes: Costume Contest (optional) Appetizers Fireworks Show & Country Music Show with WYNN VARBLE Wynn could best be described as a comedian with a guitar While he can write serious songs like the award winning "Have You Forgotten" by Darryl Worley, or the light hearted #1 hit "Waitin' On A Woman" by Brad Paisley, he also has a way about him for tapping into a raw sense of humor   Some other hit songs you might recognize: "A Little More Country Than That" by Easton Corbin, "Mom" by Garth Brooks, "Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind" by Kellie Pickler, "Sounds Like Life To Me", "I Just Came Back From A War", and "When You Need My Love" by Darryl Worley. Get ready for a great time when you sit down to listen to Wynn Varble tell his stories and sing his songs Some of the other artists Wynn has had songs recorded by,

You are preparing for your round and must choose your swing lube What are you drinking? Water? Something athletic? Something else? If you are looking for post-round swing lubes & nourishment and there is a Bronco Game or a Packer Game on.... * * * * *   Because we are offering all this swing lube crap... Now we need some people to prep it and serve it click here for an application for employment Fine Print: swing lube! Not a lot of fine print this time. We reserve the right to add some more fine print if you found some loophole we didn't anticipate. See ya on the links!

Golf Swing Tip #1 Clear your mind and have one simple swing thought YEAH RIGHT! WATCH OUR VIDEO! we wish it wasn't true, but it is * * * * * Is it just us...  does even the most mundane crap sound cool when your buddy  with an English accent reads it?   watch the vid Our  EnglishMan buddy tells you about our new Fall hours for THE TAVERN restaurant Sounds boring, right? Give it a look-see Send us your FALL MENU ideas (or don't... we don't care) ​Fine print: Lessons will help, but you gotta lower your expectations. You ain't never gonna be on tour. Enjoy the game as best you can. There, we said it. It really can be phun. THE TAVERN's new Fall hours kick off Monday. Happy Labor Day! See ya on the links! ok, now we have used too many of these !!!!

We came across this great link from PGA.COM that may prove useful in 'cocktail-talk' with golfers  (especially if you are new to the game) Just clic the pic to go to the PGA site Keep the link handy  (or don't, we don't care) Amaze your golf friends with how  "smarty-pantsy" you are We guarantee you will learn a couple NEW terms that you can casually  drop into a conversation The fun in that? Nobody at your table (we envisioned you sharing drinks) will NOT want to know the meaning of the term(s) you just used They will be forced to go to the Google-Machine to see what you were talking about OR they will have to ask you what you just said... YOU look like a genius! * * * * *  * * * * * TOMORROW! FINE PRINT: Our comment that 'you look like a genius' may be a bit of a stretch. If your are too familiar with your friends they may realize you have no idea what you are talking about, they also read this stupid email, or you are just annoying. Use your

OUR HAPPIEST HAPPY HOUR s HAPPY HOURS  available on all the days that end in  'Y' (why not?) * * * * * We have 2 new jokes for you... from a couple of our favorite jokers! * * * * * We had some inquiries about our 5 and 10 play passes We really did... so don't go thinking we just threw this crap in here to sell you stuff 5 or 10 Play Passes FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is $250 The 10-play pass is $450 When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' (we seriously just over-used that joke in one email) Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I walk and/or don't want to hit range balls? We won't make you do either May I buy more than one pass? Yes, but each card can only be used by the cardholder and they expire 365 days from purchase FINE PRONT: we just accidentally spelled 'print' wrong  and we chose to leave it misspelled  just to mess with some of you.  We

GLOWBALL NIGHT THIS   FRIDAY  golf in the dark Dinner kicks it off at 7pm ribs, carnita taco bar, cole slaw, house-made ancho potato chips, brownies for dessert At about 8:30 we will head out onto the course We will be golfing on holes 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 avoiding hole #4 Dependent upon course set up it may be reduced to 6 or 7 holes for your safety We encourage decorating your cart (and yourself ) with glow necklaces and lanterns. It will keep you a little bit safer and it is really fun We  occasionally reward the best decorated cart with a special prize. We aren't saying we will, but we are saying we might You will want to bring: flashlights mosquito spray friends We will play in 6-somes because it is more social and you need to work on your social skills Call the shop to pay/register 303.833.5000 * * * * *  Happy Hour  * * * * * ViDeO JOkE of THe DaY! * * * * * Need something to do tomorrow? JUNE 11 GAME: DIVORCE COURT  (MODIFIED ALTERNATE SH

We have 3 package options available for the 4th of July festivities Option #1  $55/Person Dinner at 7:00 in The Tavern Out to the course  at 8:30 to view fireworks No children's discount No special dietary requests can be accommodated Option #2 $55/Person Dinner at 8:00 in The Tavern Reserved Terrace Seating  (Patio) No children's discount ​No special dietary requests can be accommodated Dinners for #1 and #2 Choice of Prime Rib or Grilled Salmon, or Kale and Brussels Sprouts Ravioli.  salad choice  House or Spinach dessert choice  Strawberry Shortcake, or Banana Foster Sundae, or Brownie Sundae  NOTE: There is no discount for children for Options  #1 and #2 Option #3 $25/Person   $15/child 10 and under BBQ Buffet in The Pavilion Reserved Seating Area at The Pavilion BBQ Ribs Chicken Tenders Pulled Pork Sliders plus, lot's of fixin's ​ No special dietary requests can be accommodated All prices include tax and gratuity * * * * * GLOWBALL NIGHT It's golf in the dark D

Fathers Day in 2 weeks * * * * *   9 & Dine Sunday June 11 Couples golf and dinner Click the pic for more info: * * * * * ​Junior Golf Camps  are teeing off! if you need more info: or, text: Paul at 970.556.0873 to register or, if you need some short game help... https://www.saddlebackgolf.com/lessons-that-empower-lifetimes ​the short game series begins June 10th the short shots, not the short people * * * * * It's time to be diligent about greens repair FIX YOUR DIVOT it only takes about 10 seconds * * * * * WE NEED MUSICIANS! (...and a dishwasher) If you are a musician and have a group or just a solo act, get in touch with us  We are booking musical talent for the July-Sept gigs at THE TAVERN I f you also can do dishes let us know FINE PRINT: Dad really wants to golf on Father's Day. Call the shop to prepay for you and Dad's round and then meet up with family for dinner in THE TAVERN when you finish your rounds. The 9&Dine schedule