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SUPER MOM!

2 weeks out! * * * * * Beer Survey We are going to bring in some new FLAVORS and could use your help. If you want to take our survey, we will reward those precious 30 seconds with a coupon for a buck or two off a brewski Click on the SUDS PICTURE to take the survey * * * * * Consider treating yourself... to a little longer lunch! * * * * * Fine Print: Mom's gree fee is comp'd on Mother's Day Sunday, but she must be playing with a paid player. You can't bring out a herd of Moms for comps if you are the only one in the group paying. One paid green fee=one MomComp green fee. MomComp! (copyright 2015 new word. kaching$) Mom's cart is not included, but is not mandatory! 9-hole green fees will be available after 12 noon on Mother's Day Sunday. We are still offering the lifetime of green fees (some restrictions) for any parent who legally names their child Saddleback. Really!   

ProV1 Range Balls (the only way to practice), Stop Aerifying, Mother's Day Free Green Fee

ProV1 Range Balls SICK! TUESDAY! * * * * * We will  not  be aerating greens this year! Our Superintendent told us that the organic matter in our greens is at an acceptable level and that it is not conducive to.... (at this point we started thinking about lunch and don't remember what he said) We woke up when he said that there will be NO AERIFICATION THIS YEAR! Book a tee time on pristine greens  (from our homepage)   * * * * * Gone With The Winn! We are blowing out our grip inventory to make the trailer lighter! We are getting rid of all of our grip inventory and will only special order grips  from now until we get into our new clubhouse. It sounds worse than it is... we usually get grips in in about 48 hours. Come see if we can hook you up with a great close-out deal on grips * * * * *   With Mothers' Day just around the corner, remember... DID YOU KNOW? Junior Clinics: Wednesdays at 4:30   Fine print (Fer reals): The range ball in the picture is one of the actua

Don't Make Us Release The Flying Monkeys

Speaking of Flying Monkeys (remember, we were?) Here is an aerial view of Saddleback Shot in Standard-Definition by Standard-Flying Monkeys Click here   * * * * * TARGETED MARKETING (please take this test) When you look at this person... what is your first thought? A)  I want to throw a rock at her & kick her because she is pretty and I want her to be my girlfriend (or my new mommy) Click here for Junior Lessons B) I want to date her, marry her, and raise a family with her Click here for PAY YOUR AGE info w here your green fee is your age (from 18-27 years old) or Click here for information about FootGolf or Click here for the LPGA leaderboard C) Is that my nurse? You have to check out our Senior Special! Old Turd Tuesdays (50 Shades of Grey) $37  Green Fee Cart Fee Lunch * * * * * Mesquite Rewards From our survey results! Some of the comments we received prompted us to offer a rewards program for "Saddleback Frequent Players" The more you play, the better YOUR package

It takes a village... idiot

"Capture The Feeling" Contest Submit your pictures of this great game we love! Post your pics on our facebook page (or reply to one of our emails and we will post them for you) We will reward all of your submissions with some free stuff from our lost and found Categories: family, male, female, undetermined, couples, kids, footgolf, seniors, great swings, less-than-great swings landscapes Plus: submit vids of skipping a ball to the green (we reward skippers with brewskis) * * * * * GOLF: Time Well Spent   BTW: Saddleback has free wifi... you won't miss an opportunity for a selfie or 50 * * * * * Mesquite Survey Please  click on the picture  to take our brief survey We aim to make the 2016 trip better than 2015 Even if you weren't able to make the 2015 trip we would love to hear your comments fine print Thanks for the great pics you have sent in Send more Get yer butt off the couch and get golfin' The season is here Let us know how we make the 2016 Mesquite tri