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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Our  bartender
DEVON
had an idea to have a speed dating night

Why Not?

Devon already has 17 people
who want to participate

You should participate, too

$20/Speed Dater, includes:
appetizer buffet bar,
a comp drink,
and the speed dates

The SpeedDate
will be on Friday,
December 14th
from 9-11pm

Come in and register,
or give Devon a call
and let him know
you would like to be a SPEEDER! 


303.833.5000

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Mesquite 2019
We are over half full
with only 6 weeks remaining to register


Click Here to register or for more info

 3 golf courses
includes WolfCreek
3 nights stay
CasaBlanca Hotel

3 social/food events

​all included in registration fees

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We have the big guy at Saddleback
 
Saturday, December 15th



From 10:30-Noon
Santa will be available for the kiddos
to get their picture taken,
write some letters to Santa,
decorate some cookies,
and drink some cocoa

No RSVP is necessary
cause Santa sees all

He knows when you are sleeping,
he knows when you're awake
...be good for goodness sake!

(don't think about how creepy that is)




Fine Print: 
Homage to SpongeBob' creator, Stephen Hillenburg. 
Though I wasn't really a fan, 
I heard a couple of kids at the course speaking of it this week 
and they were so passionate about their loss 
and the fear that there wouldn't be another episode of their favorite cartoon.
 It seemed fitting to do that for them.
...if nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Devon's Speed Dating night 
(at the time of this writing)
has 10 gals and 7 dudes already signed up, 

so it looks like we could use some more dudes. 

​Mesquite registration is set to close on January 18th
cause we have to send the boys in Nevada our final monies
and you don't tell the boys from Nevada that they will have to wait for their monies.
The registration for the trip includes absolutely no transportation,
not even a Rascal ride around the casino 
floor.
The drive to Mesquite is 11 hours from Robos' house
and 65 minutes from Vegas (if you decide to fly out).
You don't have to fly out
and you certainly don't have to start at Robo's house to get there

Santa may have a hint of whiskey on his breath
cause he loves that bourbon pecan pie for breakfast.
Don't judge Santa, bro

See ya on the links!

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