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Golf Free for 365 days

Win 365 days of green fees!

The drawing will be sometime after halftime
of Super Bowl LIII
 
(Roman for 53, cause 53 would be too hard to write)

You must be present to win

Your first entry is free
but you can add more entries
whilst visiting The Tavern

For every $10 you spend in The Tavern,
you can put in an additional entry
to increase your chances of winning

The chances of winning are
1:(number of names in the hat) 

it's just math, look it up

* * * * *

Santa Claus is Coming to Town
and we got him!




Cookie decorating and hot cocoa with Santa

DON'T FORGET YOUR CAMERAS


Letter writing to Santa
will insure he gets your child's letter

(demands list)

Plus, it saves you a stamp


* * * * *
SPEED-DATE-NIGHT!
This Friday

From 9-11pm 

If your dates usually end after 5 minutes...
this is right up your alley

If you would like to participate
give Devon a call at
303.833.5000
(or leave a message at the bar)

$20 will enter you into the
Speed Dating event
and includes a drink and appetizer bar 



   

Fine Print: 
The drawing for the 365 days of free green fees
will be some time after the halftime show,
but before the chubby gal sings.
If you are not present when your name is called,
we will continue to draw names until a winner is proclaimed.
In case you didn't notice: you may not sell or transfer the prize
to anyone other than the person who is named on the entry form.
The contest is running NOW and you can begin entering NOW!


We threw a 'whilst' in there just cause it's fancy

Do you use memento or momento? 
Actually, you need not answer that.
It was just a weird random thought that, in hindsight,
could have been left out. 

Looking back at all the ramblings in this email
there is actually a lot of that going on...

See ya on the links!

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