June Is Beer Month! Really it is.

June is Beer Month!
(at Saddleback, anywho)

Here's proof:

Exhibit A

Exhibit 2

Alaskan Amber received 57% of the votes

Exhibit C:

Featured Beer of the Month

FAT TIRE DRAUGHT

$4 DRAW
or
$12 pitcher
While kegs last!

Exhibit 4

Anniversary Special
Tuesday June 2nd

We opened June 2, 2001

YOUR 2nd BEER IS FREE!

Eksibit 6

We have seen your 'better half'
and because they must have been drinking
to give you children...

Here is a link to the
PGA Junior Golf League
at Saddleback.

The PGA basically stole this great idea from
Baseball's Little League.
Junior Golfers even get a team hat and a team shirt.

Fine Print:
register now for the 2nd Annual Beer Tourney, just because.

Alaskan Amber won fair and square.
Don't be a sore loser if you voted for that other beer (that shall not be named).

Truth-be-told, Jason screwed up and ordered more Fat Tire
than we can drink at our staff meetings.
Help Jason out so we don't have to fire him.

We weren't trying to be clever with the 2nd beer free,
we just want to see you pony-up a little something,
since you aren't going to get us an anniversary gift.

Apparantly some of our patrons thought the construction stuff
for our new clubhouse would adversely affect the course.
It doesn't, it didn't, it won't!
Other than some re-routing of the cart path around the old clubhouse,
the course is not affected.

See ya on the links!

Comments

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