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GOLF: The Mental Game

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Hanging Chad
THE GREAT 2015 BEER RECOUNT

2 beers enter... 1 beer leaves

Our survey voting was too close
and we are having a runoff
between the two front-runners

Alaskan Amber
or
Breckenridge Avalanche Ale

Click (above)
on the CHOOSE sign
to vote for your fave!

The winning brewsky will be featured at

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CONSTRUCTION
BARGAIN

Click on your favorite construction worker
to get this coupon

We call it the...
Pardon Us Deal
(PUD)

Here is what the coupon is gonna say
(basically)

2 green fees for $50

weekdays anytime
or
after noon weekends

Offer/Coupon expires June 30th

Yes! You have to have the coupon!
Fwd this email to a friend
One offer-coupon/email
No duplicates
Stop looking for loopholes!

Fine Print:
We thought it funny that we were able to throw an outdated
2000 election reference and a Mad Max (sort of timely) reference in the same offer.
No, it doesn't make sense. Sue us!
Thanks to those VOTERS who took our initial beer survey.
We hope you enjoyed the comp round and free beer you received just for participating.
We had over 180 votes cast.
We didn't realize you were so passionate about beer.
We thought you were just passionate AFTER beer.
We will not track which construction worker you click on.
We are not here to judge!
You are only a pud if you don't get the coupon.
PUD offer does not include cart.
Butt, the cart is not mandatory.
(Did you catch it?)
See ya on the links!

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