ProV1 Range Balls (the only way to practice), Stop Aerifying, Mother's Day Free Green Fee

ProV1 Range Balls
SICK!

TUESDAY!

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We will not be aerating greens this year!

Our Superintendent told us that the organic matter
in our greens is at an acceptable level
and that it is not conducive to....

(at this point we started thinking about lunch and don't remember what he said)

We woke up when he said that there will be
NO AERIFICATION THIS YEAR!
Book a tee time on pristine greens (from our homepage)

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Gone With The Winn!

We are blowing out our grip inventory to make the trailer lighter!
We are getting rid of all of our grip inventory and will only
special order grips
from now until we get into our new clubhouse.
It sounds worse than it is... we usually get grips in in about 48 hours.
Come see if we can hook you up with a great close-out deal on grips

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With Mothers' Day
just around the corner, remember...

DID YOU KNOW?

Junior Clinics: Wednesdays at 4:30

Fine print (Fer reals):
The range ball in the picture is one of the actual balls.
They are here and we are planning on having the ProV1s on the range this Tuesday.
Do you say aerification, or aerify?
Who cares, right?
We are moving some dirt around for the NEW ClubHouse landscaping
and expect to break ground sometime in May for the new building.
It is quite a mess right now, but please bear with us during this process.
Mom's comp green fee must accompany a full rate paid green fee.
No cart is included, but it is not mandatory.
No passes, coupons, Junior/Senior, or other discounts
apply to the comp green fee for Mom.
9-hole play will be available after 12 noon on Mother's Day.
See ya on the links!

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