Don't Make Us Release The Flying Monkeys

Speaking of Flying Monkeys
(remember, we were?)

Here is an aerial view of Saddleback
Shot in Standard-Definition
by
Standard-Flying Monkeys
Click here

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TARGETED MARKETING
(please take this test)

When you look at this person...
what is your first thought?

A)
I want to throw a rock at her & kick her
because she is pretty
and I want her to be my girlfriend
(or my new mommy)

Click here for Junior Lessons

B)
I want to date her, marry her,
and raise a family with her

Click here for PAY YOUR AGE info
where your green fee is your age
(from 18-27 years old)

or
Click here for information about FootGolf

or
Click here for the LPGA leaderboard

C)
Is that my nurse?

You have to check out our
Senior Special!

Old Turd Tuesdays
(50 Shades of Grey)

$37
Green Fee
Cart Fee
Lunch

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Mesquite Rewards

From our survey results!
Some of the comments we received
prompted us to offer a rewards program for
"Saddleback Frequent Players"
The more you play, the better YOUR package
will be for the 2016 Mesquite Trip.
We are working out the kinks,
but we know that it will reward your play at
Saddleback in 2015 if you are going next year

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Get out there, Bucko!

fine print:
We are still taking suggestions to make next year's Mesquite trip better.
We would love to hear from ya.
The Beer Tourney is just around the corner.
Don't wait to register for this great event.
Our 2015 TIME WELL SPENT campaign is getting a lot of wonderful and kind feedback.
Thank you for your beautiful comments.
Remember: Golf really is time well spent (it's more than just a tagline for us)
Be well, be silly, and be here on time for your tee time
SEE YA ON THE LINKS!

Comments

Free Golf for about a year. Actually, it is just that... a year

If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered let

Free Beer! An Old Turd Sandwich. Dinner, Wine, and 9.

June 19th Friday Night Couples Night Season Opener $79/couple includes: 9-holes of golf & cart Steak Dinner Wine Tasting Registration is now open Golf at 5:45 (shotgun) Dinner at 8:00 Click here for the 2015 Couples' Schedule * * * * * What would you say to an OLD TURD SANDWICH? "Hello, Old Turd Sandwich!" Starting this Tuesday JUNE 2nd Saddlebacks' Old Turd Tuesday Deal NOW INCLUDES A SANDWICH as a lunch choice (if you are sick of our dogs) $37 INCLUDES: Senior Green Fee Ancient Cart Fee Elderly Lunch * * * * * Don't forget our ANNIVERSARY Tuesday, June 2nd Your SECOND DRAUGHT BEER IS FREE! (with proof you got this email) * * * * * TIME WELL SPENT FINE PRINT: Congratulations to our newest little Saddlebacker: Born May 28th around dinner time... Oliver Madison Flemming Congrats: (papa) "Super-Rob", (brother) Jackson, and (mama) Anne. Couples need not be married, dating, nor even like one another to participate in the Couples' Even

Some peddlings at Saddleback Golf Course

Old Turd Tuesdays Yes, the Senior Special went up $2 Yes, you can dig up another tin can in your yard to get some more $2 bills Yes, it is EVERY Tuesday Yes, we took out the prune buffet bar Yes, we have no bananas (if you get that joke... you ARE old) Yes, we love you goofballs! * * * * * Identify as a woman? have we got a deal for you Women's Wednesdays 18-hole green fee shared cart & range balls Just $44 * * * * * VoyeurCam https://www.ipcamlive.com/60107401cc993 If ya wanna see LIVE course conditions or ya just wanna spy on your buddies * * * * * Did you know we have 5 & 10 Play Passes? Well... we do FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is $320 The 10-play pass is $580 (weekend savings is about $80 and $220, respectively) When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I don't want to take a cart and/or don't want to hit range balls? We won&

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