WednesDeal (and some other junk)

This Wednesday Only

(June 18)

Unlimited Golf
until 12:27
(noon-twenty seven)

We will even throw in the cart
$40
Start as early as 5:40 a.m.
and
GOOOOOOO!!!

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New! FOOTGOLF VIDEO

CLICK HERE

COMRADE!

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What would you say
to a
Nooner?

....hello, nooner!

Beginning July 1th
our new rate for
noon to 2pm
will include
an $8 voucher
good towards anything you want
from food and beverage
(day of play)

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Junior league is expanding

to include Fridays

12:30-2:30

Call coach Sommers
NOW!
303.833.5000

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If you didn't know...
We have been sending golf stuff to the
Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe
in South Dakota
and really want to thank everybody
who has contributed.
You are the best!

We could use some stuff for girls.
If you have some
outgrown girls golf stuff
drop it by
we will get it
into some grateful little hands

Thanks, ahead of time!

Fine Print:
Did you get the WEDNESDAY joke?
The little girl dancing is Wednesday Addams.
Yeah, it's stupid. We know it.
We wanted a funny picture for Nooner.
Our Google search even made us blush. Holy Crap!
The donations to the Sioux tribe
began as just a cocktail conversation
and has become a really big deal.
It is not a big deal to those of us
who were glad to clear up some space in out garages.
It was/is a huge deal to a whole lot of little rascals
that act like they have won the lottery
with their new golf stuff.
It really is an awesome thing.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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