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4th of July Deals, and some other crap we are peddling

I Love 'Merica
4th of July
Golf Special
(for 2)

Green Fee
Cart
Hot Dog
Apple Pie
Draught Beer
(for 2)
$120

Come see the
Fireworks Show
at 9:13

We are clearing
the course
at 8pm

Reserve a cart
(for 2)
and enjoy the show
from select seating
on the course

 $25
(includes 2 beers and a mini flashlight)

Pass holders
save $5
which means
you pay only 
$20
(we did the math for you)

* * * * *

Swingers

The next
Couples' Date Night
July 11th
Hybrid
TraditionalGolf & FootGolf


$75
includes
Green fees
Cart Fees
Dinner

kicks off at 5:45

Don't forget about the
MURDER MYSTERY
on August 1st

registration is open
 
* * * * *
 
NOONER DEAL

18-hole green fees
between
noon and 2pm
receive an
$8
food and bev
voucher
good towards
anything you can
eat or drink

Plus
if your name is
Gary Cooper...
we will comp
the cart

That is Ree-dick-er-ous!

Fine Print:
We totally just made up the 9:13 time for fireworks
in hopes that you will stop calling us and asking when they start.
We truly have no idea when the punks light the punks
2 beers or sodee pops with the above mentioned offers
Not sure about the Swingers' hybrid thingamadoohickey...
hey, it's new to us, too.
We haven't really thought of EVERYTHING
you may be able to eat or drink
therefore, we reserve the right to change the offer
to suit our greedy needs
as well as keep the lawyers happy.
Gary Coopers' comp cart will be once, or twice.
Because he is a man too proud to run.
see ya on the links!



 


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