Say Hello To Our Little Friends

We're not sure what to sell you this week...
'cause we don't know how much money
you have left

Here are some options!

$1
repair tool
or
one of your old balls

(that we got out of the lake)

$10-$15
Sleeve of Premium Balls

(that we will get out of the lakes... later)

$100
Wedge

(believe it or not, we find these in the lake, too)

$250
Fall Pass
Unlimited green fees and cart
Oct-Dec

(don't be such a wussy, the lake will be mostly frozen over)

$800
Your company or family
Holiday Party
in our Pavilion

(right next to the lake)

$2,500ish
365-day Green Fee Pass (con cart)

(keep the cart out of the lake)

$200,000
Season Passes for
100 of your closest friends
(Save $50,000)

(no lake comment available at the time of this writing)

$2,323,000

1) Buy our property that adjoins the course.
2) Go to www.loopnet.com to see what you are buying.
C) Build some dream homes.
4) We will build a clubhouse

(we might add a lake)

We will be your new best friends forever...
but, don't let that deter you.

fine print:
We should rearrange the order of buying the property and then seeing online what you bought.
But, what do you care, Richie Rich...
"Mister, ew I have millions of dollars to tinkle away on really expensive stuff"!?
The term 'con cart' is for our Spanish speaking friends
not for our friends who have felonies.
You know who you are.
See ya on the links!

If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO 80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

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