Customer Appreciation Day

9th Annual

Customer Appreciation Day
Saturday Sept 22nd
2:30 Shotgun
$50 includes:

Green fees, cart fees, range balls,
Italian dinner
DOOR PRIZES
Flat Screen TV
iPad
Kindles
Gift Cards
Registration is open to all and will fill fast Call the shop to register

Another great tournament
St. John the Baptist

Fall Golf Classic

Saturday
September 15th
8am shotgunbenefits St. John�s School Endowment and Tuition Assistance Funds

$125 includes: cart, range balls, and lunch.
Questions, or to register:
Contact Tom Amodio at 303-217-6469 or amodiot1@comcast.net

Aerification Week Special
(save about $25, we are too lazy to do the actual math)
September 17-21
Aerification-Schmaerification Special
Green Fees, Cart, Range Balls, and a Weenie Lunch
$31
September 22nd-23rd
$38

Fine Print:
We just made up the 9th annual crappola.
We had to call it something and we were too lazy to see what 'annual' this will be.
Have you noticed our theme of laziness this week?
The door prizes will be given away at the dinner.
WInners must be present to win.
We will draw names immediately into dinner...we don't want you hangin' around all night.
We are sick of you, too. Yeah, it goes both ways.
The format will be a blind draw of partners after your scramble.
Your 2 scramble scores are your total with your blind draw partner.
Ties will be decided from either a scorecard playoff, a math question,
or a thumbwrestling contest where 2 thumbs enter, but only 1 thumb leaves.
If you don't want to play a scramble, you don't have to...
...we are not the scramble Nazis.
You will just not be part of the game. (for $$$ prizes)
Yeah, aerification week sucks and you have to act like it really bothers you
because you heard some 'good golfer' say how crappy conditions can be and
blah, blah, blah.
Keep in mind, we have seen your game...the greens aren't going to effect that train wreck.
See ya on the (sandy) links!

If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!

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