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Here Ya Go Chubby

 

We have heard a lot of crap about golf not being
a very good caloric workout
Check this out, Mr. LaLanne!

Carrying Clubs

If you carry your clubs on your back or slung over a shoulder, that added weight or resistance will give you round an extra calorie-burning boost. An average-sized man walking and carrying his clubs for 18 holes will burn 1,442 calories total.
(that's like 5 and 1/2 Snickers you just rewarded yourself with)

Walking with Cart

If you don't carry your clubs, but pull them along behind you, you will also see some benefits in the number of calories you burn. Using a push or pull cart, the average-sized man will burn 1,436 calories.
(Just shy of 5 and 1/2 Snickers)

Caddie or Cart

Employing a caddie or using a golf cart will cause your caloric totals to take a dip. If you hire a caddie, you can expect to burn about 1,226 calories over the course of your round, while riding in a golf cart, will burn 822 calories.
(3 Snickers and a bite off your buddies, too)

On July 2nd, Ed Hovi, Kevin Forbes, and Jerry Robinson
played 100 holes in one day on our
MARATHON GOLF SPECIAL .
(That's over 16 Snickers...nice!)

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It will take you to the Denverlist blah blah blah.
Once there, click on the yellow VOTE button.
If you vote for us, we will comp your cart fee
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Fine Print:
Often we use references that you may not understand
because we are nostalgic (old).
This week's reference was Jack LaLanne.
He is...(Look it up. What are we, The Google?)
We gauge almost everthing on the Universal Snickers Scale.
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No Passes, No other combined discounted green fee rate, No coupons, No crap.
We need proof you voted for us. Bring proof...your word ain't cuttin' it.
We have won this contest 3 years running and we are not above 'buying' your vote.
You get free stuff and all we get is a cruddy little plaque.
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See ya on the links!



If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Firestone, CO  80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com/


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