Glowball GOLF Night
Friday, August 3rd
Dinner at 6:37pm
Golf at dark Registration limited to the first 72 players to pay!
$70
per couple(includes 2 glowballs, green fee, cart, and dinner)
The World Famous Jerry D'
 FAT CITY OPEN August 4th 1pm shotgun Easily, one of the funnest tournaments! Sign up sheets are at Jerry D's bar or in our clubhouse(if Jerry gets us some more sign-up sheets)
FINE PRINT: (a lot this week)
Glowball Dinner will be Chinese food (according to our last fortune cookie). Sunset is at 8:13. It should be dark sometime after that. Registration for GLOWBALL is limited to 72 players and will fill quickly. You gotta pay to register! We will not accept the following B.S. stories, again. "I am driving and will call you right back with my credit card..." "I don't have a credit card...." "I am on the road (business trip) and only have the company card..." "I will come by the proshop on [insert lie] to pay, I promise" If you wait to register, you run the risk of not being in this silly-stupid golf event. Glowball is 6 holes with 6somes. 6 holes is plenty, really. Additional balls will be available, for sale, the night of the event. The dinner will happen regardless of weather. In case of golf cancellation (weather), a $40 raincheck, per couple, will be issued. No refunds, of any kind, for cancellations after July 30th. Ladies:The picture of Jerry D has been doctored...he's not as handsome as the picture shows. Plus, he is married, so please stop asking about him. This applies to the men who also called. The Fat City Tournament really is a blast. The rules require at least one gal, per team. It is a 'unique' scramble where every player plays a par 3 by themself, and then they are the only one to hit the drive on the next hole. Scramble in from there. GENIUS! See Ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Firestone, CO 80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgolf.com/   
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