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We had a pretty good 2011
BUT...
Dont make us threaten you again with SNOWBALL's demise

That is not beneath us!


We thought of little snowball again because earlier this week
we had a little 3-legged dog that came in the shop.
The little 3-legged fella walked up to our bar and told our bartender,
"I'm lookin for the man who shot my pa"

We don't have anything to sell ya this week


We did want to tell you about some upcoming stuff



There is a great lesson program that is only $99 
(oops... I didn't think we had anything to sell ya)

that will get you ready for the season


Get Golf Ready is:
five short lessons
everything you'll need to know to play with confidence 
guided by PGA Professionals
fun each step of the way
great way to learn the game
great for the beginner golfer


We provided a quick link to the site (below)


Click Here for PGA program "Get Golf Ready"

(or, if you are reading this over our toilet or urinal, don't click anything and sign up after you wash yourself)

FINE PRINT:
Hopefully, everyone we offended last year with our 'Snowball' campaign has already unsubscribed.
ITS A JOKE!
We love animals, especially the ones you put in fajitas.
If you want to see the Pavillion Grand Opening Pix visit our Facebook page.
The pictures were taken before you got wasted.
The pictures we took later in the evening will be put on the internet, if you don't meet our demands.
We were just at a golf industry show in Vegas last week.
A trip with your boss? You gotta wonder if that is ever a good idea.
WIll it end up like Hangover, Brokeback Mountain, or Vegas Vacation?
I'd tell ya, but...I won't quit him.
See ya on the links!

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