Our Boss Has No Idea We Are Doing This

We are doing this offer
behind "THE SUITS" back
so keep this under wraps.

'The Suits' didn't want us to bring in Loudmouth Golf apparel.
(The wildly fun stuff that John Daly wears)

Loudmouth also has some awesome lines for ladies
and even that juvenile delinquent snowboarder/skiier in your home.

The bosses said (whiney voice), "that crap won't sell"

We think they're wrong.
Here's the deal:
1) Go to the Loudmouth Website
2) Find the Apparel and Accessories you want to order
3) Call the shop and we'll put your order on our secret order sheet

Here is where it gets real fun...For every $95 you order from us, we will gift you a $25 gift card.Let's prove "The Suits" wrong!

We are placing the order at 5pm on Friday.
Don't wait or you will get shut out.

Click on the "John Daly Picture" or the "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" picture
Either will take you to the Loudmouth Golf Website. Have Phun!

Speaking of "Girls Just Wanting To Have Fun"
The Wednesday Ladies League is about to begin.
The opening breakfast is slated for April 14th
at 9am in the Saddleback Pavillion.
Bring a friend and save $5 off your league fees if she joins, too.
Breakfast RSVP: (by April 7th)
Call the proshop at 303.833.5000 or
Call Cheryl Prescott at 303.489.3172 or
email Cheryl at cherandog@comcast.net

FINE PRINT:
If we don't make the Loudmouth minimum order, we won't be able to get the apparel line in the shop, but, don't let that bother you...it just means you hate babies and puppies.
If you don't want to go to the Loudmouth website, we have a catalog in the shop. Come in and take a look.
The Gift Cards issued will be based on each $95 (pre-taxed) of merchandise ordered.
The gift cards may be used anywhere, to include:
Merchandise, F&B, Green Fees, Cart, Range, Lessons, ???
As is always the case, we reserve the right to make up the rules as we go,
if you by-chance, found a loophole that we had not thought of.
See ya on the links!

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