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Free Friday's Bonus
in JUNE

Upgrade to a golf board!




In addition to any
 FREE FRIDAY package
 (free 4th player, free ProV1s, etc.)
you can also get the added bonus of
a golf board upgrade

This is typically an additional
$10 upgrade
from our traditional cart fee

No reservations
will be taken for the boards
and they are available on a
'first paid-first to get' basis

Keep in mind, too,
you will need to get
the online waiver signed
before you get to the course

If you would like to get the
waiver/registration crappola
out of the way 

click here

This link will have you
watch a video on safety
and tell you stuff you shouldn't do
while riding a golf board

Did you know
that they shouldn't be used
for jumping ditches?
...or,  they should never
be driven in ponds?

Also, you must be at least 18
to rent ANY of our carts 


Sorry, a drivers' license or permit
ain't gonna cut it, Goober!

FREE FRIDAYS LINK




Fathers Day
is in 2 weeks-ish




We have 2 packages available
that you can get at our
online store 


Click Here

Package #1 includes
an 18-hole round, cart, range,
any short-sleeved shirt from stock, 

and an appetizer
for just
$150

Package #2 includes
an 18-hole round, cart, range,
and any hat from our stock
for just
$114 



​Fine Print:
not really feelin' it, this week.
We could make up some BS rules or restrictions,
but we pretty much laid all that out as we wrote the email to ya this week.

How's about a joke?
Did you know if you say gullible really really slow,
it actually sounds like 'saddleback'?
Try it

See ya on the links!

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