Taradiddles are just plain nonsense with us

Coach's Corner

GOLF INSTRUCTION
(click to go to a specific info page)
for great programs like:

PGA JUNIOR LEAGUE
INDIVIDUAL LESSONS
LADIES LUNCH AND LEARN
ADULT INTRO TO GOLF
JUNIOR GOLF PROGRAMS
JUNIOR GOLF CAMPS

* * * * *

TAYLORMADE
exclusive fitting experience
THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2019
2pm-6pm

You will have the opportunity
to go through a custom club fitting,
the same way Tour Pros do!

Please go to
https://my.taylormadegolf.com/myFittingExp/event/EXVg
to register or sign up for this event

Walk-Ons are cool, too!

We will have $2 draughts available
while you are getting fitted

Draughts are complimentary if you
are in one of Saddleback's leagues
(Women's, Men's, Senior's)

* * * * *

Women's League
Forming NOW!
(sorry, didn't mean to yell)

Click Here
to go to your league page
(this page will be updated regularly)
or
contact your Madam President
Karen Stephenson

Karen.Stephenson@AvoyaNetwork.com

720-771-5173

Fine Print:
Paul is a "short-game specialist"
not to be confused with a "short, game-specialist"
He is totally average height for a man his age.
We just wanted to clarify that in case you were wondering.
Nothing against short people.
Please don't send us angry emails!
Paul would be equally effective if he were short,
he would just be less taller-er.

The TaylorMade fitting is subject to change
due to weather and other crap like that that we can't control.

The keg is while you get your fit
not just there to get you lit
Boom!
Nailed that rhyme, HomeSlice

The Ladies League 'SWGA' will get some great specials on their season pass.
Info coming soon.
Check your website link 'on-the-reg' for all of your updates.
Not sure if Madam President really works for Karen.
If you have a better (cooler) title, let us know.

See ya on the links!

...don't hold it against 'em!

Comments

Free Golf for about a year. Actually, it is just that... a year

If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered let

Free Beer! An Old Turd Sandwich. Dinner, Wine, and 9.

June 19th Friday Night Couples Night Season Opener $79/couple includes: 9-holes of golf & cart Steak Dinner Wine Tasting Registration is now open Golf at 5:45 (shotgun) Dinner at 8:00 Click here for the 2015 Couples' Schedule * * * * * What would you say to an OLD TURD SANDWICH? "Hello, Old Turd Sandwich!" Starting this Tuesday JUNE 2nd Saddlebacks' Old Turd Tuesday Deal NOW INCLUDES A SANDWICH as a lunch choice (if you are sick of our dogs) $37 INCLUDES: Senior Green Fee Ancient Cart Fee Elderly Lunch * * * * * Don't forget our ANNIVERSARY Tuesday, June 2nd Your SECOND DRAUGHT BEER IS FREE! (with proof you got this email) * * * * * TIME WELL SPENT FINE PRINT: Congratulations to our newest little Saddlebacker: Born May 28th around dinner time... Oliver Madison Flemming Congrats: (papa) "Super-Rob", (brother) Jackson, and (mama) Anne. Couples need not be married, dating, nor even like one another to participate in the Couples' Even

Some peddlings at Saddleback Golf Course

Old Turd Tuesdays Yes, the Senior Special went up $2 Yes, you can dig up another tin can in your yard to get some more $2 bills Yes, it is EVERY Tuesday Yes, we took out the prune buffet bar Yes, we have no bananas (if you get that joke... you ARE old) Yes, we love you goofballs! * * * * * Identify as a woman? have we got a deal for you Women's Wednesdays 18-hole green fee shared cart & range balls Just $44 * * * * * VoyeurCam https://www.ipcamlive.com/60107401cc993 If ya wanna see LIVE course conditions or ya just wanna spy on your buddies * * * * * Did you know we have 5 & 10 Play Passes? Well... we do FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is $320 The 10-play pass is $580 (weekend savings is about $80 and $220, respectively) When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I don't want to take a cart and/or don't want to hit range balls? We won&

Saddleback Blog

Search This Blog