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Thanksgiving Dinner cooked for you and Veterans Golf Deals in Longmont

Vets Month

we found a phun website
and got this joke from them

Here is one of our faves:

Experience Wanted
      
  Shortly after joing the Army,
I was in line with some other inductees
when the sergeant stepped forward
with that day's assignments.

He handed several tasks out
and then asked,
"Does anyone here have experience
with radio communications?"
     
A longtime ham radio operator,
I shouted, "I do!"
        "Good," he said.

"You can dig the hole
for the new telephone pole."


Visit    http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/MilJoke.htm
for more clean military jokes



Vets Golf Special
ALL OF NOVEMBER

$35 before noon
$30 after noon



18 hole Green Fee, shared cart, and range

Buddies of Vets
just $10 more
when playing with a Vet


* * * * *

Too Cute To Cook?

We are nearing
SOLD OUT
To Go    Thanksgiving Dinners


Let The Tavern at Saddleback
cook your entire Thanksgiving meal

The dinners will come fully cooked
and will be available for pickup
on Wednesday, November 21st
from noon-8pm

Extra sides and pies are also available
Just $100 for an 8 person dinner
or
$150 to serve 12

Call to order your dinner

303.833.5000

Just heat and serve

NEW FOR 2018
Smoked Turkey option


Fine Print:
If you are participating in our Vet Month Golf Special,
just show the shop goon your DD214 (or similar) to participate.
If you don't know what a DD214 is you probably aren't a Vet.
Your life still has meaning and don't let anybody tell you you 
aren't special. cause you are.
Well... sorta.
Your mom didn't trade you in and that is something, right?

The Thanksgiving Dinner special is getting close to selling out,
so stop lollygagging and give us a call.
Ordering for the meal will absolutely end on November 15th
if not sold-out before

See ya on the links!



      
     ...but don't hold that against 'em!

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