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Yoga on the greens

Yoga on the greens
Kicks off May 2nd
6:45am
$15

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LEAGUES FORMING


Leagues are forming now!

The Thursday Mens' Club begins
March 15th
(which is this Thursday)

There will be a skins game only
$10 Skins Game

No 'placements'
until the official kickoff
the first week of April

For men's league info
Clickey Here

For ladies league info
Crickey Here

Information will be updated
as soon as it becomes available
and suitable for your viewing pleasure

Watch for more news
about the SENIOR LEAGUE

It will be for all genders!


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Anthony Smith is one of the best
country entertainers you will ever hear

We aren't just saying that
because you don't get out much.
We say it cause he really is that good!



The Anthony Smith show includes
BBQ Dinner Buffet

Register/Pay here

Friday March 23rd
Mark you calendars

or don't... we don't care

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Easter
April 1st

How do you want your eggs?
We will have an Easter egg hunt at 11am
It is for the kids
but if you want
we will hide some for some adults

Just let us know how
'hard to find'
you want your eggs



Before you email us on spelling errors
(e.g. desert),
would you believe we did that on purpose
cause we love it when someone talks to us,
even if it is through an impersonal email?

Plus, we wanted it to look like
a kid wrote the poster stuff.

That's a lie. We jacked up

We recommend reservations for brunch 

303.833.5000


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GREAT NEWS!

Saddleback's little sweetheart
NAOMI
'rang the bell' on Wednesday
SHE IS OFFICIALLY CANCER FREE!

Saddleback will have
an annual tournament
to benefit someone

We will be sending more info
in upcoming emails 


If you have a particular cause
or charity that may fit our criteria,
we will provide a link for submissions
at that time

Watch your future emails
for more information





Fine Print:
Yoga on the greens will be a regular dealio if you like it.
If you hate it, we will probably do it more often and make it mandatory.
Not sure exactly how to mandate it, but...

We could have just said the senior league is for both genders
but it reads phunnier if we say all genders.
It's phunny to us, perhaps not you

Anthony Smith really is a great act
and we would love to see you at his show on the 23rd.
This entertaining evening would make a great gift
for that country fan you just thought of

Not much else to tell you about Easter.
It will be on Easter again this year.
Sorry, that was dumb

See ya on the links!

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