Winter is here and so is a bunch of other crap.

If winter ever really gets here

your Green Fee, Cart, and Range Balls
will cost no more than the outside temperature

Yeah, it's stupid...

Yer Welcome!

Yeah, it's stupid...
Yer Welcome!

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Mesquite Registration
Only about 6 weeks left to register and pay

Click on the pic
to go to the secure registration page

Do us a favor
and give us your roommates' name
in the NOTES section when you pay

We will be putting up a
Mesquite Info page
on our website homepage
because we have heard your cries
and seen your tears

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Santa!!!
We got him

He will be at the course
December 16th

It's FREE
and there are a ton of activities
the kiddos can enjoy
while they spend some time
with the Big Fellar

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COMING IN JANUARY
DATE NIGHT FRIDAYS

We want to give you a little alone time
and we can capitalize on your desires to get away from your offspring
even if it is for just a little while

Beginning in January
we will take care of your anklebiters
from 5-7:30pm
the 2nd Friday of the month

The youngsters will be in the Pavilion
playing games, watching movies,
doing some crafts,
and the like

You will be having a nice meal in THE TAVERN

We will feed your little cherubs
mac&cheese or chicken tenders,
or something equally tasty
and loved by your little angels

These lil chitlins' entertainment & food
is complimentary while you dine

We do not offer special food offerings
for your little nippers
and we will not attempt to accommodate
special dietary restrictions
for your wee ones
We aren't as attached to them as you might be

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THE TAVERN
is now serving breakfast
until 1pm on weekends

fine print:
We put most of our stupid comments
in the body of this email
so we won't take much space here for more of it.

Again, yer welcome

See ya on the links!

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