The real Santa is at Saddleback. Really he is

The real Santa will be at Saddleback
Saturday, December 16
9am-noon

Don't forget to bring your cameras
and get a shot of your little tykes
with the Big Guy

Write Santa a letter while
you are hanging out with him
or bring in your letter
(that you have already prepared)
and save the price of a stamp

Don't be naughty and come say hello

This event is free
for moppets of all ages
(even the big ones)

* * * * *

Give yourself a gift
when you buy your special Goofball a gift

$20 gift card for you
$100 gift card for them

OR

$20 gift card for them
$100 gift card for you

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MESQUITE TRIP
March 2018

3 rounds of golf at
WOLFCREEK
Falcon Ridge
Palms

3 Nights Hotel stay
CasaBlanca
(that's Spanish for house-blanca)

The round at Wolf Creek
includes lunch at the course
following the round

Don't forget to attend the COMP
reception in the SkyDome Lounge
Monday, March 26
5:00pm

Register Here
or don't... we don't care

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Even though our teams
are stinkin' it up this year...

fine print:
We thought about having a day with Krampus
for the bad children, too.
We might try it next year
after we give the kiddos a stern warning
and some time for reflection.
To break it on them this year seems a bit unfair.

If you decide to keep the $100 gift card for yourself
and give away the free $20 card...
shhh, our lips are sealed.
Actually, we are so dumb that we can't promise
we won't open our big traps.
We had to throw that in (according to our lawyer).

The lunch at WolfCreek reportedly includes ribs
which they are really proud of...
Because our old jokes still make us laugh,
we had to regurgitate our HouseBlanca joke.
Last year (and the year prior) we have had people tell us
that CasaBlanca actually translates to white house.
We know this.
It is phunnier that we only partially translate it
and even more phunniest that we get corrected by
the translator nazis

see ya on the links!

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