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Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese (Curds)

Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese...
CURDS


The Broncos have an afternoon game and
the Packers play in the
Sunday evening' matchup!

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Frost delays suck! 
(or do they?)

Saddleback takes the sting out of
having to wait to play golf
just because of some stupid frost

 

If you ever have to wait to play
we will liquor you up
and maybe even buy you lunch


Here is our
FROST DELAY DEALIO


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Our buddy Karen Stephenson is on Family Feud


(not Karen)

this Thursday the 13th at 10:00pm or 10:30pm
and
Monday the 17th at 10:00pm or 10:30pm
Check your local listings and cheer on
Karen's Family!



This is a picture we snagged from our 'facebook-stalking' of Karen
it was tagged "this is how WE celebrate back to school"
(with her cohort Kelly)

OUR KINDA GIRLS!

To make this even more phun for you...
Take a picture of your tv and the family feud
bring it in to our bartender
and we will comp a draught after your next 2016 golf round


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FACEBOOK GAME 'LAST CALL' TO PLAY

WE WILL RANDOMLY DRAW ONE WINNER
NEXT SATURDAY!

THE WINNER WILL WIN A PRIME RIB DINNER FOR 2

IT'S FREE & IT'S PHUN
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DON'T FORGET TO BUY YOUR FALL PASS
IT IS STILL A GREAT BUY

IF YOU WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK
IT ISN'T AS GOOD
duh

FINE PRINT:
The $5 burger is for a standard burger or cheeseburger
Premium burgers are slightly higher
They told me what the upcharge would be, but all I heard was blah, blah, blah somethin-er-other.
It didn't seem like it was more than a couple bucks more for the premium burgers.
They are always rambling on about crap that is soooo boring that nobody cares about.

The Frost Delay Dealio doesn't begin until you have waited for more than 19 minutes past your tee time.
Shoot, we have had nice days when we messed up and you waited at least that long.
The Frost Delay Dealio only applies at Saddleback.
We won't comp your booze and lunch if you are playing at another course and have a frost delay.
You knew that, didn't you?
Actually, give it a try at another course and report back to us. haha

Cheering on Karen's family won't help, but it could prove to be phun
especially when she rewards you with a free draught.
Now who likes Karen?
YOU DO!
You can probably pull off the free draught a couple of times before we catch you.
We might make that the next contest....
Who can get the most FREE BEERS before we catch on? We aint that bright.

See ya on the links!

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