A Little More Backbone, A Little Less Wishbone

GOLF LEAGUES ARE FORMING
PASSES ARE AVAILABLE
play anytime you want on your league day (with another member)
not just a block of tee times that don't fit your schedule

MEN: THURSDAYS (April 7th-September 15th)
WOMEN: WEDNESDAYS (April 6th-September 14th)

CLICK HERE FOR MENS INFO

CLICK HERE FOR WOMENS INFO

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2016
League Players Pass
30% savings

$375 walking $550 includes cart
Prices subject to change
Buy NOW!

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Avoid Blood Sugar Spikes
The next time you are shopping
for that perfect golf snack...

REMEMBER THIS!
Add the TOTAL GRAMS of
fat+fiber+protein
(in your golf snack-not your husband)

Next:
Compare THAT total to the TOTAL CARBS in the snack

The TOTAL CARBS should be more!
(for a low glycemic index)

This will eliminate your fatigue from sugar spikes
(yer welcome)

CHEAP TRICK
If you need a slight edge on your buddy...
spray a tiny amount of "armor all" on a towel that you do not use.
Your buddy will eventually use it.
(probably without asking)
When they wipe their clubs or balls with it,
they will put just enough SLIPPERY on their hands
that they will be struggling holding onto their clubs
for the rest of their round.

HEY, if they needed a towel they should have brought a towel!

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fine print:
the real beauty of the Saddleback golf leagues
is that you play on your league day WHEN YOU WANT.
A lot of leagues give you a block of tee times telling you when you have to play.
It rarely fits your schedule and that is no way to enjoy a league.

The league passes will cover 24 weeks of 9-hole league play.
It does not include weekend nor any other additional tournament play.
These passes are on sale now and will go up in the next couple of weeks.
Buy your pass now and avoid the rate increases.

JOKE OF THE WEEK
Jason: "Can I get there with a 7-iron?"
Alex: "Eventually!"

See ya on the links!

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