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SNACKS AND COCKTAILS PROVIDED

We have had over 30 RSVPs for this Wednesday

Topics You Asked For:

How to run a first time tournament
How to get golfers for a golf tournament
How to get sponsors
Who handles the finances?
Where do I Begin?
Golf Tournament Guide
How to improve on an existing tournament
I need help with fundraising
How do I award prizes for winners without alienating everybody else?

CLICK HERE FOR "LAST CALL" TO RSVP

Plus
we will have an open forum for any additional topics/questions

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Just in case winter CAN last forever...

Rates as low as $530
4 rounds of golf
(3 in Mesquite, 1 at Saddleback*)
3 nights stay in Mesquite
(CasaBlanca Hotel and Casino)
(1 night stay at Saddleback-see fine print)

RATES WILL BE GOING UP ON
February 2nd

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Just for PHUN

Caption this and you
could win
a Free Wedding at
Saddleback
(see restrictions below)
Respond to this email or FaceBook us with your caption

fine print:
The How To Run A Golf Tournament seminar is going to be pretty informal.
We hope to answer all of your questions in a comfortable social atmosphere.
Some of the RSVPers are NEWBS
and some have successfully ran a dozen golf tournaments
and are just looking to improve their events.
All the information we have gleaned over the years is compiled in our
How To Run A Golf Tournament guide
(The Bestiest Ever Golf Tournament Guide)
It can be downloaded from this link:
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com/-bestiest-ever-golf-tournament-guide

Your COMP round at Saddleback must be redeemed by March 21st.
We will allow you to throw a sleeping bag
under our old clubhouse if you want to get a 4th night stay for your vacation.
Let the shop staff know so we can alert the police and the other hobos.

Wedding Restrictions:
Must be your 5th wedding to a guy named Stephano
and your name must be Gluellewyn.
This was funnier in my head than it may be to you.
It was meant to be silly, not make you angry.
Let us know if you are angry, though
cause that is equally funny.
Oh yeah, and don't forget to caption it!

See ya on the links, someday!

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