Light dinner at 6:30
Golf at dark
(8:05-ish)
Click on the picture to register/pay
Golf at dark
(8:05-ish)
Click on the picture to register/pay
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Call the shop to register!
Old Turd-ettes are welcome
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Tiger hit his ball into the woods during this year's
Quicken Loans invite at Congressional.
Trees blocked his direct line to the flag,
but there was an opening through the trees
about 30 yards to the right that Tiger wanted to use.
This opening was blocked
by a large temporary immovable TV antennae.
Did Tiger get relief?
reply to this email or put your answer on our facebook page
to win fabulous cash and prizes
"Golf is only unfair
when you have unreasonable expectations"
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Tiger hit his ball into the woods during this year's
Quicken Loans invite at Congressional.
Trees blocked his direct line to the flag,
but there was an opening through the trees
about 30 yards to the right that Tiger wanted to use.
This opening was blocked
by a large temporary immovable TV antennae.
Did Tiger get relief?
reply to this email or put your answer on our facebook page
to win fabulous cash and prizes
"Golf is only unfair
when you have unreasonable expectations"
* * * * *
FINE PRINT: because we gotta have it!
GLOWBALLERS will get 2 glow-in-the-dark balls when they check in.
Additional (non-refundable) glowballs may be purchased at time of check in.
If you have some buddies who want to play, have them call and register, too.
Old Turd Open is open to the ladies, too!
You must be 60 years old (or seniorer) to participate.
There are no fabulous cash, nor prizes, for playing our quiz games.
We will put a list of participants at the counter and you get a comp brewski, but that's it.
BTW: you can't substitute the brewski for other crap.
If you are a minor, you get a sodee.
If you are a miner...
If you would like to participate in the Family Golf packages,
we recommend that you book your tee time early
(up to 2 weeks out),
because these times are pretty busy and not everyone will get all 9-holes done.
Did we mention the Family Golf Deal is for UP TO 9-holes of golf?
There, we just did.
Oh yeah, you gotta have a junior in your group to qualify
See ya on the links!
GLOWBALLERS will get 2 glow-in-the-dark balls when they check in.
Additional (non-refundable) glowballs may be purchased at time of check in.
If you have some buddies who want to play, have them call and register, too.
Old Turd Open is open to the ladies, too!
You must be 60 years old (or seniorer) to participate.
There are no fabulous cash, nor prizes, for playing our quiz games.
We will put a list of participants at the counter and you get a comp brewski, but that's it.
BTW: you can't substitute the brewski for other crap.
If you are a minor, you get a sodee.
If you are a miner...
If you would like to participate in the Family Golf packages,
we recommend that you book your tee time early
(up to 2 weeks out),
because these times are pretty busy and not everyone will get all 9-holes done.
Did we mention the Family Golf Deal is for UP TO 9-holes of golf?
There, we just did.
Oh yeah, you gotta have a junior in your group to qualify
See ya on the links!
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