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Wow this guy is wordy. I thought he'd never shut up!


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Like a small package?
We got it!

Unlimited green fees
(until April Fools' Day)
$250

add cart
$325


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Mesquite update...
We have 54 golfers going to Mesquite

WOW!



Full payments are due by
FEBRUARY 1st
(if you only paid the deposit)

Don't forget the pow-wow
 March 6  (6pm)
in the proshop

we would have it in the pavilion,
but it is being partially demo'd
in anticipation of the building of
our new clubhouse.


Shhh, don't tell anyone!

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Range Ball sponsorship
SOLD OUT

We will have ProV1 range balls

for the 2015 season


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If yes...
we have the tournament for you
If no...
you need to re-evaluate your life
We will be hosting breweries
from all over Colorado
Some breweries,
you may be familiar with...
others, may be new found gems. 
The second best part
of this tournament is pricing!
Register/Pay by May 1st:
Individual $79
4-some $300
18 hole round w/cart
Beer samples at holes
Food
A magic show*

Beer Tourney Fine Print:
THIS IS NOT A FUNDRAISER.
We are not using this money to raise awareness for
feline obesity, or to help depressed dolphins off the coast of Australia.
We just really like beer, paying our bills, and golf; like, a lot.
This tourney is not meant to get you white-girl-wasted.
Think of it like a wine tasting, but with less politics and more mulligans.
Format of the tourney is TBD?
We don’t really care how you play, just have fun!
*There isn't really a magic show (insert sad face emoticon)
Call the shop to register
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BIRTHDAY ROUND???




CLICK ON THE BALL
To get your coupon!

OR

Remember you can
get the coupon
From our homepage
When your bday
rolls around

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Cocktail Contest Winners

We had a taste test winner, too,
but we can't remember who it was


Mike Gallegos, Zachary Torgerson,
Nick Gibson, Nocole Sheckells,
Joey Martin, Marilyn Carmen,
Brad Lanning, Steven Vialpando

Thanks, you have won a comp round
(with cart)
The round expires March 31st


FINE PRINT:
Not again
See ya on the links!

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