Grampa Bardeen's Senior Golf Special

GRAMPA BARDEEN'S
Senior Golf Special
for OCTOBER

"Eww... it's all right"

World famous
Master Punkin' Carver
John 'Grampa' Bardeen
was in last week and suggested...
Saddleback should have
a senior special that's more like our
*Pay Your Age Special*
(for the 20-somethings)

His idea...
The difference between your age
and 100 is your Senior green fee

We said.... OK!

We are going to take it
one step further
and say that that green fee
is good for
as many holes
as you can play in one day

BTW:
if you are looking for a great
family activity for Halloween,
pick up some of
Grampa Bardeens'
Pumpkin Carving Tools
at a retailer near you

Submit pictures
of your finished projects
to Saddleback
and we will reward select winners
with some cool prizes...

or don't, we don't care

* * * * *
Fall Golf Pass
'THE TIMESUCK'

Unlimited golf

October-December

$250cheap

Add unlimited cart
$325

Fine Print:
If you watch the shot of Grampa Bardeen,
he is actually saying "...like Scarface..."
but we thought that was a bit weird
for a golf email and made you think he said
"Eww, it's all right"
Cart fees still apply because it makes us giggle when we see
the moths fly out of your wallet.
Like Mr Bardeen's promo idea,
if you have a great idea for a promo or special,
let us know.
It sure helps us out and gives us more time to drink and take naps.
We have told you before...
the beauty of the TIMESUCK golf pass is that you fit golf into your schedule
and not the other way around...
if you only have an hour, play 4 or 5 holes.
If you have a whole day to yourself, play 40 or 50 holes.
THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF THE PASS,
it fits your schedule!
That's it.
See ya on the links!

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