Glowball and some other dumb s#!t

Glowball
Wanna Golf
in the dark?

Because glowball golf
in the day
would be stupid
(we will have to try it)

Glowball is this Friday

Dinner about 6:30ish
Golf at darkish
$100/couple

Don't forget about the
Chris Voth
COMEDIAN NIGHT
on September 5th!!!
or do, we don't care

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Running Of The Ducks
(a duck race love story)

The premiere race raised about $700
in its debut run, today

We would love to help your
event raise money, too!
Click on the Duck to see
todays' maiden voyage

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Skipper Contest
Footgolf

1) Skip a soccer ball across one of our ponds
2) Upload video evidence on our facebooks
3) Win fabulous cash and prizes we make up
(click on the picture above to see a failed attempt)

This just in...
We will offer the same reward for traditional golfers
Skip your golf ball across one of our golf hole lakes
provide video proof on the facebooks
Win some crap!

Golf hole lakes only!!!

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Speaking of Contest Winners
remember, we were?

Congratulations!

Ed Hovi and Mark Inglehart

You have won 30 days of green fees
for your entries on our facebook page
One was clever, one was at random
We ain't sayin' which was which...
you make up the story you want told!
Your 30 day clock started...
it ends on September 8th!
Some restrictions apply, deal with it!
Thanks

Fine Print:
Too tired for fine print
Make up some crap and stick to it
I just read that last line...ewww!
See ya round, chubby

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