A Stupid Video, A Friday Night Outing, And An Amateur Golf Tournament. Could you waste your time in other less important ways? Don't think so!

Please stop.
If you continue to read this crap
you will lose about 5 minutes
of your life that you can never get back.

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Yeah...
We woulda read on, too.

Wanna see a really stupid video?

Of course you do.

Click on the clapping Orson Welles
(it's safe...trust us)

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July 11 Swingers
Couples Night
Golf and FootGolf Combo

If we dont get
10 more couples
we will have to postpone
or cancel
this Friday's event

Don't wait to call

Couples will alternate from
FootGolf to traditional golf
& back & then back some more
Green fees, cart, and dinner
only
$75/couple

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Golf Channel'
AmatuerTourney
is next week
July 12th

If you would like
more info
or
To register

click on the logo

fine print:
Swingers fees will be refunded if event is canceled
when we say we need 10 more, we mean we just need 10.
Pretty lackluster registration. Not your fault...and it sure isnt the
fault of our otherwise pretty fair marketing guy.
He doesn't take it as a personal attack on his event ideas.
Please register for couples night
That is pretty much it
See ya on the links

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