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Everything We Lack... we make up in denial.

Just for PHUN
We made a stupid video
a while back and we were
asked to share it again.

Click here
(it will take you to the Youtubes)

or go to 
http://youtu.be/hKgCwsS_mtM




BTW: We will be making 
some more videos
for your perusal.

Some will be stupid
(obviously)
Some will be informative
(really)
and 
Some will be generated
from your requests
(also, really)

If you have a question
or a suggestion for
a short video,
drop us a line
on our facebook page.

Be nice...
kids read this crap, too!
* * * * *
Bronco Deal 
November 24th vs Patriots

$54

Green fee, cart,
Santiago's burrito,
and a draught

Click Here To Get The Coupon
you gotta have the coupon to get the deal

* * * * *

MESQUITE TRIP

Over 20 people have registered for the
Mesquite trip
(March 19-22)
The suits said they will continue to
comp a green fee
for everybody who registers.
Registration will only be open
for only a short time longer.
As low as $450 for
3 nights and 3 rounds
(based on double occupancy)
Bring us a check or cash.
$100 nonrefundable deposit
will reserve your spot
* * * * *
VETS MONTH
Continues...



$29 
VETS' green fee, cart and lunch

bring a buddy for just $40
* * * * *

Dutch Auction



This Tuesday
November 19th
Select Merchandise
40% OFF


FINE PRINT:
Query... were we correct to use 'a while'
or is it 'awhile'?

Some upcoming videos will be:
Correct lofted  club to clear a tree or bunker' edge
Club nomenclature
Regripping
Reshafting
Fixing a slice
Hit a draw
Hit it straight
Regrooving a club
The fix for fat/thin shots.
The coupon will not be available for the Football special after Saturday.
If you are playing on Sunday, you have to print the coupon before then.
You went to all the trouble to read this crap,
you may as well get the deal.
The Mesquite registration ends in December.
Don't wait to register. We have been asked if it is open to ladies
and  the answer is heck-to-the-yeah.
We already have a number of ladies registered to go.
At this point the games will be fair and fun for all. The more the merrier.
The registration fee is non-refundable because
that is what we too are contractually bound to with the guys in Nevada.
Word to the wise....don't mess with the guys from Nevada, contract or no contract.
The Vets special only requires Vets to produce a DD214 at checkin.
Buddies only need a Vet to vouch.
The Dutch Auction will be at 50% off on November 26th.
Some vendors do not allow us to reduce the price of their products.
(they must be from Nevada)
See ya on the links!

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