Stand Up Comedian Night, This Friday!!!

This Friday
September 5th

Stand Up Comedian
Chris Voth
performs at Saddleback

One Night Only!

Dinner and show
$40/person

If you want to include 9-holes
of golf before the dinner/show
$100/couple

Golf shotgun at 5pm
Dinner/show at 8pm (sharp)
No admittance after 7:50

A couple of
Chris' appearances on television:
'Last Comic Standing'
'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson'

Here are 2
YouTube links of Chris
performing

Voth #1

Voth-Craig Ferguson Show

Contest of the week:
According to Chris...
he is a
"mid-80's low-handicap golfer"
and then gives the punchline...

Give us that punchline
and we will knock $10 off
any couple's package.

$90/couple for 'golf-inclusive' package
and only $70/couple for 'no-golf' package for 2
(for those of you with poor math skills)

Call now to PAY/REGISTER
303.833.5000

FINE PRINT:
The punchline for the contest
may be found at 3:15 in the first video!
How easy is that?
If you are not able to golf, and give us that punchline
we will still knock off $10 from the NO-GOLF package
BUT YOU MUST REGISTER/PAY FOR 2
That's right...just $70 for dinner and show/couple!
(you gotta give the punchline)
See ya on the links!

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