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Dicker, New Tee Receptacles, New Wedding/Event Facebook Page, 3 New Contests (whew!)

Let's Dicker! Special
We only do this once or twice a year

Don't miss your chance to
NAME YOUR PRICE FOR GOLF

Negotiate what you pay for your tee time
this Friday morning

*Make a lowball offer

*We counter

*We meet somewhere in the middle


Close the deal
(operators are standing by)
* * * * *

* * * * *
 
Our New Wedding Page
on The Facebooks
Just click on the pic to view the debut pages
Apparently
some people feel that
the other facebooks stuff
is too silly.

We were arguing the point
when we were distracted
by this picture...



We pretty much lost the argument
at that point.
 
* * * * *
Wanna win some free crap?

3 New Contests
Pick a game and go with it!

Game #1
 Mashup 
(A Word Game)
 
Make up a word from
'mashing up' other words

for example
 
Tee-brag
The guy who casually reminds you that he
has had honors at the box all day
Fugly
freakin' ugly (shot)
Goolf
the joker in your foursome

Funun
the guy you always get paired with
and wish you didn't

Gollible
the new guy that just makes up rules
that fit his 'fugly' game
(and thinks you believe him)

If you need some help
go to:
http://unique-names.com/word-mixer.php
throw in some words...
it will generate some phun mashups

Put your mashup words on our facebook page
or reply to this email
and ROBO will do it for you

You will get full credit on the facebooks
(and be entered to win)

*
Game #2
Skipper Contest

This game is an 'on-course' game
Next time you are at the course
try to skip a ball across a lake or pond

Put the video evidence on our facebooks

Win some crap!

Here are 3 examples:
(click below to view)
 
*
Game #3
COMP CART GAME

We will Guess Your:
Age, Height, or Sex

If we don't get one of these correct
YOU WIN A COMP CART!

Fine print: (a ton of it)
"Close the deal" means you pre-pay for it.
Cancellations/refunds will be raincheck, only! 
Rainchecks good only towards future green fees, cart, range
NOT the deal you may have negotiated for for this Friday.
If you can't make it on Friday, the packaged deal is off the table!
The Dicker Deal must be paid for, IN FULL, when negotiations end.
We will not collect monies from your golf buddies.
If you trust them enough to show up, pay for them,
and YOU collect their portion.
If you want us to lie about what you paid...
we are more than happy to do that, though.
Operators are not really standing by... take your time.
It just dawned on us that the broken tee receptacles
may not impress you as much as they did us.
Sort of like when you show us pictures of your kids
or tell us about the 3 good shots you hit
on your way to break 150.
We are getting so many responses to the games via email,
we have decided to assist you and actually put it on our facebook
because apparently it is toooo difficult for some of you.
Yer welcome.
See ya on the links!

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