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This Friday
(August 29th)




is the first
FOOTGOLF ONLY
Friday Night Couples Night
2 FootGolf Green Fees
Cart
Dinner For 2
 $75/couple

5:15 shotgun kickoff

Dinner after the round
We need to know by Wednesday if you are playing

Also
Don't forget the September 5th
Comedian Night

$100
Golf (for 2)
Dinner (for 2)
&
Comedy Show (for 2)



Comedian Chris Voth has even
appeared on TV

(a lot ..if you count the many appearances on COPS!)

If you just want to come for the
dinner and show

$40/person

(We call it the NO GOLF OPTION)
* * * * *
Did you know...

Saddleback
has a 9-hole evening rate?

Just
$12 (walking)
$18 (riding)

Tee Times start at 6pm
They fill quickly

Call now to book your 9-holes!
Seriously, Call Now!

*
fine print:
We need a minimum number of registered players for the
FootGolf Couples Night,
or we will be forced to postpone or cancel the event.
We have no idea wht dinner will be.
Call the shop and ask them what the dinner will be
and see how many different answers they can come up with.
Don't worry, they don't read this crap.
We are  hopeful that the comedian night is a hit,
we would love to do more of these.
It sure beats city traffic to see this caliber of a show.
Plus dinner? Plus golf? That's nuts!
Twi-9 at 6pm is available all year long,
even when sunset is at 4:30 (right around the corner).
We weren't serious about you having to call right now...
you are probably at work and shouldn't even be reading this email
while you are working for "The Man".
Stupid rules.
See ya on the links! 

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